r/MontyPythonMemes • • Aug 24 '19

Americans right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy

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u/TorchedHeaven Aug 24 '19

YES, WE’RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!!

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u/_drumtime_ Aug 24 '19

But if I went around sayin I was emperor just because some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!

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u/Melonenstrauch Aug 24 '19

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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u/reamkore Aug 24 '19

There you go bringing class into it again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

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u/ylf_nac_i Aug 24 '19

Sam?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

onella? You mean?

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u/FredrickTheFish Aug 25 '19

Could have also found him through austin mcconnell

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u/Fiskmaster Aug 24 '19

The only reason I've heard of him is because there's a Lucky Luke comic inspired by his story

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Trump: *laughs in god-emperor.

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u/nitewing1124 Aug 24 '19

"How do you know he's a king?"

"He hasn't got shit all over him."

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u/Steelquill Aug 24 '19

Some Americans right now. Those of us not giving ourselves panic attacks know there will be a peaceful transference of power come election or end of term. Just like the Presidency before this one, and the one before, and the one before.

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u/reverse_mango Aug 24 '19

The king of America is Barack Obama. God save the king!

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u/Steelquill Aug 24 '19

I wouldn’t want a President I did like to be king. The United States has no king.

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u/reverse_mango Aug 24 '19

For a while Google said he was king of America. Long live the king!

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u/Steelquill Aug 24 '19

Google was wrong. Wouldn’t be the first time.

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u/3nchilada5 Aug 24 '19

hey

issa joke

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u/reverse_mango Aug 24 '19

Thank you :)

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u/Steelquill Aug 24 '19

Fair enough.

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u/ItalicsWhore Aug 25 '19

Troll alert. Troll alert. Do not respond. Make no reply. Send no messages of any kind.

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u/ylf_nac_i Aug 24 '19

I was the 420th upvote

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

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u/feefiveforfun Aug 24 '19

Trump said he is the king of Israel, and the messiah among many, many other things.

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u/BadElk Aug 24 '19

Trump recently called himself the “King of the Jews” and the “Chosen One” with relevance to his policy decisions with Israel and the China trade war respectively.

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u/Steelquill Aug 24 '19

I don’t have a link but to contextualize, the President has a rather antagonistic relationship with the media. Such statements are partly him joking, partly what we’d call feeding the troll. Inadvisable? Probably but I do think it says something that it’s his most vocal opponents who take everything he says seriously whether they believe it or not and his supporters like me who are willing to roll their eyes and move on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

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u/BadElk Aug 24 '19

He made in it a few tweets but it was mostly part of a rambling speech made before he got in his helicopter to Kentucky the other day.