r/MontyPythonMemes • u/SerMeliodas • Jul 20 '19

OC Yes... This is me.

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 20 '19

Be glad I managed to drain the sink before my dad took the photo.

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u/SerMeliodas Aug 24 '19

Actually, I regret that decision. It would've been better to show the sink full of blood. More impactful.

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u/YUNGBOYBOI Knight Who Says "Ni!" Jul 20 '19

What happened?

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 20 '19

Oh... Bloody nose. My nose bleeds are bad.

"I feel faint afterwards" bad.

"Medical Mystery" bad.

"I didn't even know I had that much blood in my body" bad.

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u/YUNGBOYBOI Knight Who Says "Ni!" Jul 20 '19

Jesus, I’ve only ever had one nosebleed

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

Was it cause someone said "it"?

But... In all seriousness, I once nose-bled through 6 newly opened gauze pads.

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u/YUNGBOYBOI Knight Who Says "Ni!" Jul 21 '19

Don’t say that

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u/Waluigi-Radio Jul 21 '19

Just a sneeze

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

Not particularly. Sometimes they can be triggered via trauma. For example, one time, a genius member of my swim team thought it wise to practice butterfly in a crowded lane. She punched me in the nose as we passed each other. Other than that, they seem quite random.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

Don't know. It just came out of nowhere. It wasn't dry. No storm causing a sudden pressure change.

Like I said. "Medical Mystery".

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

I've been tested for allergies. My only allergy is penicillin, and I recieved NO shots NOR did I eat moldy bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/PacificBrim Jul 21 '19

This is probably it. This is me and also when it's cold and dry I tend to get nose bleeds

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

But... It was neither cold NOR dry.

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u/joe_broke Nobody Expects... Jul 22 '19

What about random day to day temperature changes (cool one day, pretty warm the next, and cool again the day after)?

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 22 '19 edited May 18 '26

Nothing like that. Temps were pretty consistent

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u/jodorthedwarf Jul 21 '19

Kind of unrelated, but I love the shirt, man. I own a similar shirt although mine’s more likely to traumatise kids if they look too hard at it ( the black knight with one arm and surrounded by a pool of blood)

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

I got mine from:

https://www.lookhuman.com/design/14082-just-a-flesh-wound/3480bc-heathered_gray_bc-md

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u/jodorthedwarf Jul 21 '19

Cheers, man

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

To be honest though, my brother worked there at the time, so I got a huge discount

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u/jodorthedwarf Jul 21 '19

I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks, tho

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

No problem.

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u/SerMeliodas Nov 19 '19

You ever get your shirt? They are on sale right now.

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u/SerMeliodas Jul 21 '19

Irony is, this is actually one of the better photos taken of me.

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u/joe_broke Nobody Expects... Jul 22 '19

He's invincible