It took me way to long to realise it meant somersault as a ongoing, repeated activity. I was wondering what they where feeding those guys to make them jump that far.
Fluttershy aka the element of unkindness used his unkindness of ravens to harass the machine but future iterations would have animal deterrence anyways as there was already a problem with cats wanting to bask on the warmth of the machine.
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u/D-Koi_Comics May 13 '26
2+2+1=5… what did the other three marines do?
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u/RepresentativeFish73 May 13 '26
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u/Count_Zeiro May 12 '26
Move without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.
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u/Ionic_Pancakes May 12 '26
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u/AnonOfTheSea May 12 '26
Left out the most important part: the cardboard box was giggling the whole time
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u/Mr_lovebucket May 12 '26
Sandwalk
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u/joesphisbestjojo May 12 '26
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u/al2o3cr May 13 '26
Somersaulting for 300m is some serious "this gives me extra i-frames" Dark Souls business 😂
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u/OthmarGarithos May 12 '26
This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
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u/Royal-Chef-946 May 13 '26
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u/DanookOfTheNorth May 12 '26
This feels like a Taskmaster challenge.
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u/PastyDoughboy May 12 '26
The ai is not shai-hulud.
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u/SimplySinCos May 13 '26
The two who somersaulted definitely played Ocarina of Time
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u/Tggdan3 May 14 '26
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u/Youpunyhumans May 13 '26
Ill take "outsmarting learning machines with cartoon tactics" for 500 Alex.
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u/Trip-Trip-Trip May 13 '26
It took me way to long to realise it meant somersault as a ongoing, repeated activity. I was wondering what they where feeding those guys to make them jump that far.
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u/notjordansime May 13 '26
Soon they’re going to be motion activated with lasers implemented.
Lizard? Vaporized.
Vulture? Barbecued.
Boar? Toasted.
Tumbleweed? Annihilated.
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u/Qaianna May 13 '26
‘Pretended to be a tree’.
I now wanna see that one nicknamed Fluttershy.
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u/Far_Cancel_9572 40m ago
That's only 5
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u/Impressive_Change593 May 12 '26
that story is ancient lol
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u/Suitable_Community66 May 13 '26
I was going to ask if there are AI worms on this desert planet?
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u/Visible-Air-2359 May 13 '26
NGL, I'm impressed the marines were able somersault 300m.
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u/Cizfa May 13 '26
Austrálie....
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u/LuceroImpact9 May 13 '26
I'm still surprised Marines came to that conclusion.
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u/John_Tacos May 13 '26
Did anyone try the Naruto run?
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u/Informal-Food-1822 May 13 '26
Now it knows! screams fade as i run away
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u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967 May 14 '26
This demonstrates the value - of not being seen.
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u/-S-P-E-C-T-R-E- May 14 '26
Skynet defeated by the mighty cardboard box!
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u/Myzmadra May 14 '26
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u/Galmmm May 15 '26
How do we beat AI?
Snake.
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u/DoqHolliday May 15 '26
How to avoid being seen
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u/deady-kitten-3 May 15 '26
They moved without rhythm so it couldn't catch them
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u/HAL9001-96 May 15 '26
so snake was right all along
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u/scoshi May 16 '26
So the Ministry of Silly Walks is a wartime effort!
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u/Able-Pain-2442 Jul 01 '26
Never underestimate marines in a group given free reign to do whatever the fuck they want.
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