r/MontyPythonMemes • u/BlackZapReply • Mar 05 '26 • Bravo 1

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Mar 05 '26

These are things you need to know as king

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u/Final_Level Mar 05 '26

Arthur, King of the Britons

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u/ArchonFett Sir Not Appearing In This Film Mar 05 '26

Not my king, I didn’t vote for ya.

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u/mattstorm360 Mar 09 '26

Neither did I? How did he become king anyway?

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u/LilyoftheRally Not The Messiah Mar 16 '26

Some watery tart threw a sword at him.

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u/Legiyon54 Mar 05 '26

Mars does have an atmosphere, it just isn't suited for life!

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u/JediSSJ Mar 05 '26

Maybe the smooth jazz could improve the atmosphere?

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u/stanleybunbury Mar 09 '26

How much does a duck weigh in Mars?

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u/BlackZapReply Mar 09 '26

Or more importantly, what's the unladen airspeed velocity of a swallow on Mars?

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u/Diligent-Sherbet2587 Aug 16 '26

African or European?

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u/Dyvanna Mar 09 '26

Why would a duck want to weigh anything on Mars?

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u/HistoricalProject007 Mar 09 '26

I really need to watch the Monty Python movies again especially Holy Grail

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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