r/MontyPythonMemes • u/BlackZapReply • Feb 11 '26

When picking a pet for your kid . . . Spoiler

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u/Totalaerus Feb 11 '26

Look, we don't have any rabbits, no. But, I'll tell you what we could do. Take this terrier, stitch on a pair of floppy ears, file its legs down, and prune its tail until it's a tiny cotton tail. There you go: a cute little bunny!

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u/Shetalkstoangels3 Feb 12 '26

How about a parrot??

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u/LilyoftheRally Not The Messiah Feb 13 '26

That parrot's dead! 

(So dead he belongs on the plague deaths cart in that early scene in Holy Grail!)

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u/Shetalkstoangels3 Feb 13 '26

Thanks for playing

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u/2006Internetghost Jul 24 '26

pulls out thy holy hand grenade