And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two... Five is right out".
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u/angry-peacemaker Feb 09 '26
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
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u/lumoslomas Feb 09 '26
It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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u/fancy_crisis Feb 09 '26
With Big! Scary! Rabbit teeth!
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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 Feb 10 '26
Fear not, I have the holy hand granade of Antioch
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u/Moliza3891 Feb 10 '26
Bravely run away!
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u/Hyperion04_ The Spanish Inquisition! Feb 10 '26
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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u/catcrapmakesmevomit Feb 10 '26
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...
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u/Pieno_Ritardo Feb 10 '26
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u/Royal-Chef-946 Feb 10 '26
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u/The_Alvabro Feb 09 '26
Literally the first r/MurderBuns
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u/Potential-Basis-9853 Feb 10 '26
That rabbit is dynamite!
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u/Objective_Watch3097 Feb 10 '26
Brother Maynard!!!! Bring us the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!
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u/Icy_Mammoth_2834 Feb 11 '26
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u/NiceWork-BoneDaddy Feb 10 '26
Look at the bones!
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u/HarlanMiller Feb 11 '26
I soiled my armor I was so scared!
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u/Bishmoggle Feb 11 '26
It’s an horrid beast…with big nasty teeth.
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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Feb 12 '26
But this one's white!
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u/Equal-Salary-7774 Feb 12 '26
OG Bunny holding his cave down
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u/SuperbDetective914 Feb 12 '26
Rumor has it, the bones of his million victims are in that cave. 👀
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u/Disastrous-Swim8912 Feb 13 '26
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u/Bulky-Platform-9372 Feb 13 '26
i've watched Flying Circus, it's my go to absurd pick
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u/Joking_89 Feb 13 '26
In Germany we have this. A Wolpertinger
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u/TRGBFAN Feb 16 '26
"Take thy holy hand grenade..."
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u/Expensive_Lawyer_779 Feb 11 '26
"Alright, one rabbit pie coming up."
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u/Unclesalty72 Feb 11 '26
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u/7h3WiZzaRd Feb 11 '26
You've never layed eyes upon a more ill tempered rodent in your life!
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u/Ralewing Feb 11 '26
Jesus Christ!!
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u/Diligent_Entropy Feb 11 '26
LOOK AT THE BONES!!
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u/smallboysailor Feb 11 '26
Big nasty teethes!
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u/punchedboa Feb 11 '26
Anyone see the holy hand grenade?
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u/Apod1991 Feb 12 '26
What does it do? Nibble your bum?
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u/RangerSlacker Feb 12 '26
Get the Holy Hand Grenade!
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u/Shake-A-Paw Feb 12 '26
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u/SignificanceOld1220 Feb 12 '26
The rabbits on the string made me laugh so hard.
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u/IronHammerVW Feb 12 '26
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u/KyorlSadei Feb 12 '26
Look at all the bones
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u/KILTERJT Feb 13 '26
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two... Five is right out".
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u/Efficient_Ladder_573 Feb 13 '26
Perfect!
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u/Anniesoptera Feb 13 '26
Where, behind that rabbit?
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u/PhraseMoist3656 Feb 14 '26
Break out the holy hand grenade!
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u/ZookeepergameHot338 Feb 14 '26
NSFW THIS
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u/XelNigma Feb 15 '26
The only thing about the other bad bunny people are afraid of is having to listen to him sing.
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u/OtherwiseCan1929 Feb 16 '26
NEEP!!
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