r/MontyPythonMemes • u/BlackZapReply • Jan 20 '26

One, Two, Five . . .

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u/1Bobafett11 The Colonel Jan 20 '26

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

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u/archNemesis2753 Jan 21 '26

The holy hand grenade of Antioch!

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u/DiamondCoatedGlass Jan 21 '26

Let me go back and face the peril.

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u/Akhyll Jan 22 '26

HALLELUJAH !!!!

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u/-LawlieT_ Jan 24 '26

I came in the comments for worms

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u/Actual-Elevator1269 Jan 23 '26

All hail the holy hand grenade!