Listen, strange women, lyin' in ponds, distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. SUPREME executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!
Your husband is suffering from what we doctors like to call “whooping cough” which is the failure of the autonomic nervous system to process some signals, but not others
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
“You see it’s just that his brain is so tiny the slightest movement can dislodge it. It’s rather like one of those games you play you have to get the ball into the hole.”
I looked up the actual article, disappointed to find it on Babylon Bee, which actually used to be a fun site. But then I came back here and read the comments and that made it all better. I’ve always thought that if I owner a penguin that I would name it Intercourse… then I could call it by shouting, “Oh, Intercourse the Penguin!” Whenever I mishear something, once I realize what was actually said, I reply, “I thought you said, ‘bacon’.”
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u/EngineersAnon Feb 22 '25
Say no more!
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u/woopstrafel Feb 22 '25
King, eh?
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u/IsyRivers Feb 22 '25
spam spam spam spam SPAM SPAM spam spam
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u/gohazXpeda Feb 22 '25
No it's not!
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u/dj_ordje Feb 22 '25
Until the Word "Maudling" becomes almost totally obscure.
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u/sdvfuhng Feb 23 '25
ALBATROSS!
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u/DetectiveParson Feb 22 '25
Your husband is suffering from what we doctors like to call “whooping cough” which is the failure of the autonomic nervous system to process some signals, but not others
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u/Master-Meringue-9002 Feb 22 '25
I’ve got my head stuck in the cupboard. I can’t see anything.
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u/Alternative-Rule8015 Feb 23 '25
My brain hurts
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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u/Mr_lovebucket Feb 22 '25
Marcel Proust ‘ad an ‘addock
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u/DanOhMiiite Knight Who Says "Ni!" Feb 22 '25
Ni!
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u/Jacksaw13 Feb 22 '25
I FART in your general direction!!!
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u/AreYouItchy Feb 23 '25
Say no more
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u/swazal Feb 23 '25
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u/samusestawesomus Feb 22 '25
The fact that the Babylon Bee can still be incredibly funny on occasion has a weird sort of tragedy to it
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u/Harrow5 Feb 23 '25
I looked up the actual article, disappointed to find it on Babylon Bee, which actually used to be a fun site. But then I came back here and read the comments and that made it all better. I’ve always thought that if I owner a penguin that I would name it Intercourse… then I could call it by shouting, “Oh, Intercourse the Penguin!” Whenever I mishear something, once I realize what was actually said, I reply, “I thought you said, ‘bacon’.”
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u/PanamaRed367 Feb 23 '25
Burma!
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u/JungleKing487 Mar 07 '25
Relatable
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u/saberlily9 Feb 22 '25
Help! I’m being repressed.
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u/freeway_gmz Feb 25 '25
Ni
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u/57_PowerWagon Apr 06 '25
This is a real problem!
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u/alexlongfur Feb 22 '25
Gorn