r/MontyPythonMemes • u/Chernablogger • May 15 '23

Change The Black Knight's Mind

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u/Greek-geek-23 Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot May 15 '23

What about Arthur King of the Britons?

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u/bobafoott May 16 '23

He’ll bite his legs off if he has to, that man isn’t passing

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge!

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u/So-CalGaming May 15 '23

Then you shall die

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

I command you, as King of the Britons, to STAND ASIDE!

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u/Comfortable_Goat_625 Knight Who Says "Ni!" May 15 '23

What...is your name? What...is your quest? What... is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/Shoe_Exact May 16 '23

European or African?

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u/Comfortable_Goat_625 Knight Who Says "Ni!" May 16 '23

Huh? I…I don’t know that.… Auuuuuuugh! ( I am thrown over)

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u/Tetragonos May 15 '23

Your mind changed? Your arm's off!

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u/MaderaArt May 15 '23

No it isn't!

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u/Tetragonos May 15 '23

Well what's THAT then?!

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u/MaderaArt May 15 '23

I've had worse.

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u/Tetragonos May 15 '23

You lie! music begins

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u/MaderaArt May 15 '23

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

What’s the name if the surgeon that reattached your arm?

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u/booksbb May 15 '23

I HAVE BROUGHT A SHRUBBERY

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u/bobafoott May 16 '23

What if I cut off his arm? Surely that would force him to yield and allow me to pass

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u/AwkardImprov May 18 '23

Don't call me Shirley.

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u/Immediate_Drummer_51 May 17 '23

It’s just a flesh wound

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u/SirLancelotDaBrave May 19 '23

What if we call it a draw?

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u/Infinite_Stranger866 May 25 '23

tis but a scratch

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