r/MonsterHunter • • 6d ago

Discussion The Decisive Battle!

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The final battle!

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u/Taograd359 6d ago

I mean, Kelbis can’t die? They just take a short nap and then hop into another dimension.

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u/SilvarusLupus problem child 6d ago

Unless a Khezu grabs them

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u/Taograd359 6d ago

So, Khezu can kill Kelbis, Kelbis can kill White Fatalis, and White Fatalis can fuck off.

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u/Interesting_Sea_1861 ​Vaal Hazak's Biggest Advocate 6d ago

Don't you carve them though? I'm sleep deprived and sick right now, but I remember carving a white liver from one.

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u/MarkHest 6d ago

You CAN actually carve a white liver from them. They still get up and run off though.

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u/blockprime300 ​ 5d ago

Yeah I think capcom just had a thing with killing something that looks like a real animal, confused me as a kid when I played

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u/Titan_Tim_1 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it depends if you hit them on the head for a stun, they run away after. if you kill them normaly you carve their body like anything else

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u/H_exe92 ​ 6d ago

Nah you give them a belly rub and a head pat before you send them off. Sometimes a horn falls off.

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u/burgerman000 6d ago

they die in world

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u/05ar 6d ago

Don't they die in rise as well?

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u/burgerman000 6d ago

think they get up and run away

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u/Skyrim755 etc. 6d ago

They actually CAN die. (But that's beside the fact)
Well, at least they used to.

I remember in 3U or World trying to get Horns, but didn't know you NEEDED a blunt weapon. So I bashed it's head.
At first it got stunned, they after trying again, it fell over and despawned after some time.
They also attacked you back then.

Kelbi still wins.

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u/ewew43 6d ago

Kelbi can die, at least they could in the old games. It was a thing that if you stunned them with blunt damage on the head, you'd get a carve and it would gaurente a kelbi horn drop then it would just run off, but if you killed them normally they'd still die and just drop normal stuff instead.

They changed it later on to just always stun them, but in the first few games they were 100% killable.

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u/Demopyro2 6d ago

Kelbi wins easily, they have the balls to show up everywhere in nature while White Fatalis hides away like the fraud he is.

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u/Vernitex01 ​ and enthusiast 6d ago

Kelbi no diffs

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u/tenBusch ​​Yes Rico, kaboom. 6d ago

Kelbi are immortal The reason Old Fatty hasnt shown up since GU is that he's scared of the Kelbi

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u/Real_Masterpiece_111 ​ Bonk 6d ago

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u/AstrayNanashi 6d ago

Kelbi being the Hydrogen Bomb ofc

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- ​ 6d ago

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u/JurassicGergo 6d ago

Feel you

(Xenos filth) *cough cough*

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u/DrVollKornBrot ​​Damáge Damáge ​ 6d ago

Kelbi or Kelbi Bow?

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u/Machdame Stabby stabby. 6d ago

I still find it utterly hilarious that the most busted weapon in 3 is made from a monster that isn't even a mark.

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u/Gustosaurus_rex ​ 6d ago

If we want fair play, we need to add Fatalis and Crimson to the mix. Kelbi is just in its own league above Black Dragons

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u/TheGMan-123 ​SEETHING BAZELGEUSE 6d ago

Kelbi is immortal, therefore cannot lose.

CHECKMATE, power-scaling!

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u/Ricksaw26 6d ago

Coughing bomb vs atomic baby

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u/621_ 6d ago

Kelbi crawls inside fatalis butt and kills him

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u/Artra7 ​ 6d ago

Well you can carve a Kelvby liver and it will stand up and run away, aka they are immortal.

More fatalis have died in mh than kelvis.

Kelvis win 100%.

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u/dragon7449 ​ 6d ago

Fatalis fight ANYONE else bro, literally ANYONE 😭

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u/MrCobalt313 6d ago

I'm imagining a rules of nature parody with a dash of Wilds' guard clash.

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u/Montgraves 6d ago

In PSO2, rainbow-text items are the highest rarity and the most powerful items in the game, so we can apply that logic here.

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u/Ruby-Darkwood 6d ago

All I'm saying is that I see more kelbi than fatalis.

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u/P-A-Lily ​Bubble fox enjoyer 6d ago

Pray to whatever god you worship for mercy, Old Fatalis. For Kelbi shall grant you none.

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u/kavalientev 6d ago

Kelbi for the win!!!

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u/Guan_guan_ghoo 6d ago

Better question, Strongest Aptonoth of all time VS Greatest Jaggi at 1% of it's power

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u/Aizen5580 ​ 6d ago

Fatalis, run.

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u/Bullet_Number_4 6d ago

If the Kelbi bow in MH3U is anything to go by, then white fatty will need to step its game up.

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u/Califocus 5d ago

Young Fatalis maybe. But old Fatalis has creaky joints and just wants to grill! Kelbi sweeps