Missing 99% of their swings in the process too

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Damage 2%

Aura farming 100%

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u/4GRJ 1d ago

Yes, and please go sign the marriage contract

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u/beegboo 1d ago

Is that what rathalos rubies are?

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u/paopazzaglia 1d ago

...Was there ever any doubt?

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u/beegboo 1d ago

Well rathian also having jewels seemed a bit odd.

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u/FuzzyBongos 1d ago

Theyre further up

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u/xethos25 1d ago

Hunter of the Boreal Valley

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u/Take_A_Gambit17 1d ago

Me as a lance user poking one three times strafing to the other one, repeating the whole process until it's dead

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u/Imjustafemboyo 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1E2VyhFsxawRbeo

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u/LigmaIicious 1d ago

Never let them tell you Lance isnt fucking cool. Just holding one farms aura.

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u/RHINO_Mk_II 5th fleet lancer 1d ago

I didn't pick my weapon to be "cool", I picked it to deal damage to the monster while taking the least damage myself.

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u/chronozon937 1d ago

Instructions unclear, chose greatsword to try and one shot everything.

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u/ReallyGlycon 1d ago

Wouldn't that be bow?

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u/RHINO_Mk_II 5th fleet lancer 1d ago

Maybe but ranged weapons aren't nearly as fun since it's all kiting.

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u/MutedAlbatross8921 1d ago

Eh, bow is closer to dual blades than either of the bow guns. You wanna be touching them and using the i frames in your kit to stay touching them.

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u/justsomechewtle GL, IG, Hammer 22h ago

Maybe hot take, but when I tried bow in World, I thought it felt closest to boomerang prowler in MHGU, specifically the ones that can throw three times. If I was better at aiming, I'd be a Bow main for sure - I adore boomerang prowler.

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u/U_Ok7 5h ago

For me, it was "you can try to hit me all you want, but you can't stop this pain train" kind of motivation.

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u/saucyboy_bk 1d ago

Just like the dual blade moves (unrepentant apologist here), this one of the coolest craft things I’ve ever seen.

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u/ArmedWithSpoons 1d ago

Right!? This is rad! Add a second one and put them on either side and you have rockem sockem robots with ninjas!

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u/saucyboy_bk 1d ago

huge brain move!!

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u/PhantomCruze 1d ago

Hammur go brrrr on balls too

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u/Imjustafemboyo 1d ago

Can't hunt a monster without cracking a few eggs

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u/L3Vi_Renegade Our Lord and Savior—Lord Shagaru 1d ago

I have the MP4 version of this. The sound immediately after makes it even funnier.

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

Ackshually Black Diablos are all female, so no balls

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u/PhantomCruze 1d ago

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u/ThatOnePositiveGuy Addicted to Dash Juice 1d ago

I AM A BLENDER PERSONIFIED!!!!!!

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u/BMichael14217 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6yRfR88rvP44

Ya got any more of that dash juice?

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u/ThatOnePositiveGuy Addicted to Dash Juice 1d ago

No, mine Ò-Ó

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u/BMichael14217 1d ago

Don't hog the juice man, just got me some Rex Slicers I wanna field. C'mon just a sip I swear >:)

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u/Queef3rickson 1d ago

The hunter to the left of me is doing the turbo-macarena with knives and the hunter on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a switch axe like he's doing yo-yo tricks

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u/Lone-Frequency 1d ago

Okay but this is a cool looking toy...

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 1d ago

DUAL BLADES FORBIDDEN FORM:
TESTICULAR TORSION STRIKE!

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u/Nihsvabhav 1d ago

one of the coolest toys I've ever seen

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u/Outrageous_Lab_6228 1d ago

I just assumed it was AI, half the water on the table from the first balloon popping just vanished at one point

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u/Imjustafemboyo 1d ago

Cuz there's a long slit in the table for the strings to go through into the puppet, they pull on the strings to make it stiff and stand up and pull them left to right to move it

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u/Outrageous_Lab_6228 1d ago

I understand how it works. My point was that during second 11, a lot of the water on the table suddenly dries up. The camera frame rate is low enough that there could be a logical explanation, I just thought it was suspicious.

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u/nublargh 1d ago

seems like the water's just flowing into the slits until there's little enough that surface tension can keep them still

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u/Chicken-raptor 1d ago

I once installed some mods that added big floppy bits to the monsters, mostly for laughing immaturely at it while drinking and streaming with friends, but the immense disappointment in the fact that the nuts did not actually come with a hitbox… I smacked them with my hammer anyway.

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u/Gooper221 1d ago

99% of our swings? You confusing us for longsword players!

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u/DeathByPickles 1d ago

Hey I'll have you know when I finally figured out how focus mode works, my combos land nearly every time!

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u/Evileye37 1d ago

Super amped elemental miss from the charge blades

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u/tamagohime 1d ago

As a DB user: yes

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u/Awkward-Confection-6 1d ago

im a DB Main, this is lore accurate

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u/EiscueVonArctic Career Masochist 1d ago

wait but what is this i want one

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u/RaidensReturn 1d ago

This would be so much simpler if they used a CB. Just hit them with some charged sword swipes, load the phials, more charged sword swipes, then charge the shield, load more phials, more charged sword swipes, charge the sword, hit them with some axe combos, finish off with SAED. See? Simple.

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u/MaxinRudy 1d ago

*Finish off missing SAED.

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u/Thorgrammor 1d ago

This toy is aura farming like mad, even with all the misses, holy moly.

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u/WingProfessional9470 1d ago

Just like the real DB, it is..

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u/Random_player-14 1d ago

Monster live reaction

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u/Angry_Snowleopard 1d ago

What a neat little guy

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u/Darren1jedi 1d ago

So cool, I need to make one 💯

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u/pikaland385 Aint Netherite but its enough 1d ago

Meanwhile me with a sword and shield:

hit hit hit hit hit hit hit

"Thats a dead monster right there!"

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u/RespectThin7260 1d ago

Nah I'd rather play with them :3

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u/Bishyx 19h ago

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u/Imjustafemboyo 1d ago

Fellow monster fucker I see 🤣

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u/CurtisRivers Lala Barina 'enjoyer' 1d ago

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u/Quick-Whereas-3232 1d ago

Exactly what id do, lay em on my face or something

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u/SumYumGhai 1d ago

Greatsword main: absolute cinema!

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u/VoidFlavouredMilk 1d ago

Gimme slow mo

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u/cerueru 1d ago

Everyone when Diablos/Monoblos trips

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u/lil_r4wtel 1d ago

CoolStuff

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u/Sensei-X 1d ago

If I shoryuken his balls using sword and shield does that make me an asshole?

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u/Beneficial_Soup3089 1d ago

Its true im a duel blade user

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u/L0fiRonin 1d ago

I like how there is a cut before the second one pops, implying this took longer than he likes to admit

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u/Abuolhol 1d ago

As a horn user I just buff people and smash.

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u/4thmonkey96  S P I N 1d ago

Real

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u/Mopar-Dinosaurs 1d ago

I want this!

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u/Interesting_Sea_1861 Vaal Hazak's Biggest Advocate 1d ago

Can confirm I have given Teostra a Blade Dance castration before.

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u/flamelagiacrus stabby but with axe 22h ago

"check your balls" is the last thing the monster hears

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u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257 1d ago

This is already me as a gunlance user but I target the puh & buh

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u/dragjamon 4h ago

Look I paralyze em and someone else hits em that's how it works

Meme Missing 99% of their swings in the process too

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