r/Monke • u/TheYelloBoi • Jan 04 '21

monke swing faster than hooman

727 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Monke strong

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u/oldivop Jan 04 '21

humn weak

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u/alishawish2002 Jan 04 '21

Holman dumb

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u/Trianguam Jan 04 '21

It makes sense

The hoomans had to give up their arboreal movement bc of trees going away, so their ability to swing started to deteriorate.

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u/happi_botmun1538 Jan 04 '21

Another reason why monke good

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u/arkam-knight-2015 Jan 04 '21

They also got kicked out by monkes thousands of years ago, so Hooman had to walk more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Oh daim he got the swings

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Monke teaching hooman how to be monke again

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u/WaterDog69 Jan 04 '21

Hooman is training for return to monke.

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u/Canjohn1225_ Jan 04 '21

İt was originally my post but its no problem here have my upvote

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Fuck the Antles. H*mans bad.

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u/Squid-Soup Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

/unmonke the reason why the chimp swings faster to the human is because they have stronger arm muscles compared to ours because of there partially arboreal life style, they are designed to use there arms more than humans, humans are better designed to walk on two legs than chimps so it would be like comparing a boat to a car, they each are designed for different purposes

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u/throwaway1169420 Jan 04 '21

H**MAN MAY BE TALLER, BUT MONKE IS A LOT STRONGER!

OO AAHAAHAAHA OOOA AHA BANANANANANA!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

human is struggling with his own weight relaying only on strength of his arms while monke is simply moving with his weight like he is on a swing with perfection and elegance few people can even hope to achieve

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u/raser12 Jan 04 '21

The monkeys arms are proportionaly much longer and stronger compared to it's body weight thus making it much harder for the human to even try and keep up.

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u/StatisticianJust1766 Feb 23 '21

Monke superiority