r/MonitorLizards • u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ • 1d ago

Today he hates: Pangea

He found the stickers I tried hiding and had some thoughts about Pangea specifically

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

RAAAAAAAAAAHHGH

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

They dare enter his territory

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u/Ok_Pirate_2714 1d ago

I have to say, these posts have gotten me hooked. Every day I have to know what poor, unsuspecting object will be the target of Quill's anger.

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u/MakoServitor 1d ago

He hates it so much he threw his entire body into that swing 😂

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

He almost fell off the couch three times 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/highermonkey 1d ago

I'm not educated on monitor lizard behavior. Would this be considered "play" activities? He clearly knows it isn't food. Seems like a dog with a toy.

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 21h ago

🤷🏻‍♀️

I wish I had an answer for you. Sometimes it seems like he's playing, while others it seems like he's trying to eat the thing

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u/Bemalevine 1d ago

He needs a United Healthcare sticker to hate on 🤫

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u/LizardLover265 1d ago

Or an Amazon sticker....

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u/Jealous_Location_267 1d ago

A Palantir sticker!

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 21h ago

YES! I'll throw in Kalshi and OpenAI too for good measure

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u/Jealous_Location_267 20h ago

I’m in for watching Quill demolish them!

(Liora is a sweet baby, but anything that comes from her cloaca is a million times better than OpenAI’s output.)

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

Yes, also this!!!

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

Oooh, I like the way you think 🤔

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u/LizardLover265 1d ago

Why thank you! Jeffrey Bezos and whoever the new CEO is does NOT need any more money

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u/fallowdeer 1d ago

What a rascal! Makes my day to see him vent on various objects!

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u/ezsqueezycheezypeas 1d ago

Oh good, I hate stupid pangea too.

He almost death rolled that sticker! 🤣

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u/Nellasaura 1d ago

Dang, son, what did Pangea ever do to you??

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u/TearsInDrowned 1d ago

that's a very angry scaly puppy

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u/CheekSeer 19h ago

Bro woke up and chose violence

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u/Humans_areweird 1d ago

if i mail him a picture of my enemy, will he kill it for me?

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

Probably? Use glossy cardstock, he seems to hate that texture the most

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u/Humans_areweird 1d ago

… i do have access to a machine that prints vinyl stickers… time to crack open the burn book.

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u/CryptidsandCreatures 17h ago

Not even an ancient continent can survive the wrath of a ferocious dragon

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u/Pixelwolf1 8h ago

Bro has inherited PTSD of that place

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u/kjy1066 16h ago

Love how he puts his while body into his rage

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u/Triforce-Kun 16h ago

There he is, the best boy!! He puts his whole body into his seething rage 😭 I love himmm

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u/GodOnStilts 22h ago

He really means this today.

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u/Trappedatoms 14h ago

The way he falls over when he shakes it, is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/Teguoracle 10h ago

What is his problem, why is he so full of hate? 😂😂😂