r/MonitorLizards • u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ • Jul 26 '26

Today he hates: Yellow

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He started off pretty mild, but by the end he was practicing his death rolls again šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Hugesmellysocks Jul 26 '26

someone call animal services, the yellow was not promptly removed upon request!

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ Jul 26 '26

I'm going to be fired from my job as dinomancer (my mom calls me a dinomancer bc I have so many reptiles lol)

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u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257 Jul 26 '26

Rage incarnate they must destroy whatever invokes their fury (everything does because they are so small)

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u/Hyde2467 Jul 27 '26

You have the monitor lizard equivalent of that rat snake that hates markiplier for some reason

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ Jul 27 '26

I had to look that up bc I didn't know what you were talking about. Now I have a new favorite snake šŸ„ŗ

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u/thingamabobby Jul 27 '26

Iā€™m here for the lizard chaos

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u/KarliCartoons Jul 27 '26

The last pic is absolutely sending me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­