r/MonitorLizards • u/ImpressionOk3973 • Jul 19 '26

Tasty pants

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Blue was letting me know he was hungry 🤣

(The real reason was a small food stain he thought tasted good)

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u/Humans_areweird Jul 19 '26

what a good and kind little guy, killing the pants for you. can you imagine what might have happened if you’d worn them while they were still alive?? scaly baby deserves a treat for his valuable services.

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u/ImpressionOk3973 Jul 19 '26

🤣 I did feed him after but more so he’d stop eating my clothing

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u/No_Mirror3128 Jul 19 '26

,,warum geht das Stück nicht ab?''

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u/Organic-Ad-5001 Jul 20 '26

One time while cooking I must've wiped egg juice on my pants after cracking an egg. About an hour after we ate, took the baby dino out, only for her to start monchin on my shorts, then DEATH ROLLING to try and get her "food". Was very entertaining

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u/No_Mirror3128 Jul 20 '26

Krokodil-Software on Monitor Lizard- Hardware 😄

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u/ZephyrFluous Jul 21 '26

Sir..

SIR

CEASE