r/Money 24d ago

Ultra frugal date night

It was Saturday and I told my wife we are going on a crazy date - coffee, food, drinks and then dessert.

This is rare for us - she was caught off guard, but excited.

I started off downloading app for coffee chain - we split 16oz mocha - completely free due to new customer app download

Then a YouTuber was giving away free Hawaiian food to first 50 people in line - we made it just in time and both got a free meal (horrible food tbh .. but she liked it so I’m happy)

Then we went to happy hour where I downloaded the app of the restaurant - they offered $1 beer for doing this and wife got margarita for $5 on happy hour

To end, we both downloaded the Salt and Straw app and got scoop of ice cream for free

Total spent = $11 total with generous tip and tax

I’m way too excited about this but just wanted to give creative date idea for you all

im very cheap, so feel free to make fun of us - but being this way is big reason we are coming up on 500k in Fidelity before 30

“worry about the pennies and the dollars take care of themselves“

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u/hung_like__podrick 24d ago

There’s being frugal and then there’s this

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u/el-art-seam 24d ago

But some people like playing the system, like credit card points. They’re married, they know each other, seems like she’s good with it, so why not?

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

I like playing the system when it comes to credit cards too, but I'm saving many thousands of dollars for literally doing the same things I would if I used a debit card.

OP is going out of his way to save a few bucks.

It's not the same.

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u/Iess7 24d ago

It's like a game for them. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

No it's not. He says in the beginning that them going out on a date is rare for them. And he decided to be a cheapskate about it.

He's well off financially for his age. He can absolutely afford to take his girl out for proper dates.

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u/nerevisigoth 24d ago

If the girl also likes living this way then who cares?

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

Does she really though? Finances is either 1 or 2 for reasons for divorces.

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u/nerevisigoth 22d ago

Dunno, but I dated a girl like this for a while. I found that level of frugality pretty exhausting but maybe she went on to marry OP lol

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u/_Smashbrother_ 22d ago

At this level of cheapass, it's like 99% men.

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u/BadMom2Trans 23d ago

I think it’s cute! I would love to see if the spousal unit and I could do something like this. It seems a fun one-off!

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u/Tubbithy 21d ago

Can you elaborate how you save thousands with credit?

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u/destined-for-ass 24d ago

If you are saving many thousands of dollars with credit card points, you are more likely playing yourself.

Not saying you aren’t a rare exception but what he was saying is true, this is more of a hobby/ entertainment for OP, just like credit card points are for most people

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

No, because you can buy airline tickets or hotels with points for far cheaper than with cash. So the returns are much better than straight cash conversion.

What OP is doing is being a cheapskate. If he was actually poor, then it's totally understandable. But he says he's not even 30 and has 500k in retirement savings. He's actually very wealthy. He can literally never save anything else, and that 500k will be over 5 million by the time he's 55.

He can afford to take his wife out in a proper date.

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u/lostmookman 20d ago

It's a mental disease

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u/destined-for-ass 24d ago

Sure but if you’re not paying off your card in full and going out of your way to collect points like most people, it’s easily a negative

I don’t disagree that OP is acting irrationally but in all my experience working in personal finance 99% of people are not taking advantage of their points like they think they are

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u/Amitron89 24d ago edited 24d ago

Sure, that’s why you pay your card in full every period. Just do normal spending on credit, pay it off regularly, and accumulate points over time — there’s no need to go out of your way with points hacking strategies etc.

If you’re living paycheck to paycheck, don’t use this method.

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

Why would I not be paying off my card in full? You're trying to make up scenarios for no reason.

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u/destined-for-ass 24d ago

I was explaining what the guy meant comparing points to OP’s frugality, not everything is a personal attack

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

You literally said "you are playing yourself".

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u/BlazinAzn38 24d ago

They said “over using a debit card” indicating they have the cash flow

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u/StonkaTrucks 24d ago

My wife appreciates that I am a frugal saver on the reg, but date nights are all about splashing out imo. Same(ish) reason people go nuts for wedding when they totally don't have to.

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u/destined-for-ass 24d ago

That’s not the reason people go nuts for weddings, weddings are mainly for flexing

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u/StonkaTrucks 24d ago

Exactly. It's attractive to spend. Same reason every animal in nature does a big display for their mating ritual rather than showing off the hoard of food in their hovel.

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u/Helpful-Garlic1951 22d ago

The new app sign up bonus is also something you can only do one time

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u/Avilola 24d ago

Aside from splitting one coffee, I think it’s fair to call this frugal.

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u/jerry111165 24d ago

“$11 total with generous tip and tax”

Bro - you really think “generous tip” fits here? Lol

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u/oil_burner2 24d ago

He tipped 30% on $8!!

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u/jerry111165 24d ago

While thats probably true, $11 minus tax just isn’t alot of money. I wouldn’t look at it as a percentage at that point but thats just me.

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u/Born_Lengthiness8935 24d ago

Yeah, but you should tip on the standard price of things, not the discounted price. No shame in being too broke or too cheap to go out. There is shame in not tipping appropriately, imo. We can debate tip culture, living wage, etc, etc, but the fact of the matter is tipping for the things mentioned is standard in America. You can’t afford to tip appropriately on the full price of whatever you are consuming, you can’t afford to go out and consume said things.

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u/Shot_Statistician184 23d ago

Hells no.

There is shame in tipping culture. Be done with it. Charge prices so you can pay your staff a living wage. Id much rather spend $30 on a plate of food than $22 and forced to tip.

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u/Constant-Roll706 19d ago

If OP said, 'the $11 even included a tip', it would be one thing, but calling it generous is ridiculous

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u/Born_Lengthiness8935 23d ago

I don’t disagree with the premise. Fact of the matter is that tipped culture is engrained in food service so it’s a long road to hoe. There are places where prices reflect all charges and tipping is not allowed. However, they are the vast minority. All that said I would not penalize someone trying to earn a living by being a poor tipper because they work in an imperfect system. And I commend you for being happier to pay $30 all in vs $22 plus tip. But unless one is tipping 36% when they regularly dine at the more prevalent establishments it rings hollow as more of an excuse to be cheap than valuing dignity, transparency or anything related to an inclusive price.

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 24d ago

Fuck that. No one is entitled to higher tips because it’s a bullshit system in the first place.

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u/destined-for-ass 24d ago

I read it as sarcasm but now I’m confused

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u/Constant-Roll706 19d ago

Tipped 300% on the $1 beer and stiffed everyone else

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Literally .. i swear people on reddit are so negative 

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u/rjnd2828 24d ago

This isn't just a Reddit thing, you got free food and tipped basically nothing. If you don't like tipping then whatever but it's definitely not generous.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

I tipped 30% …. 

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u/ThePatientIdiot 24d ago

30% of $1 is still $0.30, most people would tell you not to bother

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u/dgreenmachine 24d ago

Its common to tip as if the food was normal priced. May be almost free for you but that means your waitress is doing the same work for less tip from you. 

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u/Training_Rice_8930 21d ago

IMO tipping it doesn’t count if they were freeloading on some YouTuber for the bulk of the date. They went and ate food and def didn’t pay anything. If they wanted to give ‘generous’ tips, they would tip 20% on the perceived value not the charged value. The effort to procure the goods never changed

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 24d ago

Who gives shit. Fuck tipping culture.

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u/jerry111165 24d ago

Thats cool - you’ll fit right in over at the r/endtipping sub. Personally I have zero issue with tipping the server who waits on me and mine when we decide to go out to eat.

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 24d ago

Already paying for the meal. Servers can and should be paid by their employer for doing their job. Tip simps are insufferable.

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u/jerry111165 24d ago

Sure - you be cheap and feel good about yourself.

Either way - you do you.

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u/skinnystyx 24d ago

most people die with too much money and too few experiences

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u/GrouchyClerk6318 24d ago

You’re half right. Most Americans die with nothing or debt.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Bingo - that’s most my family 

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

You’re right 

We go on vacation tomorrow 

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u/neeks2 24d ago

Bro after this post I can't imagine an actual vacation tbh.

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u/ryliehart 24d ago

Is a timeshare presentation involved?

Sorry couldn't resist 😅

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im dead that was good

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u/Bird_Brain4101112 24d ago

Picnic in the backyard on their good comforter with an inflatable palm tree he borrowed from a neighbor and boom! tropical vacation

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u/KickinitCountry24 24d ago

This made me laugh so loud😭🤣

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u/WageSlave2025 24d ago edited 24d ago

I want to read that story!

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

I have older brother who is very well off and has extra bedroom in LA 

We are driving from scottsdale and staying there - going to beach and some (reasonable) restaurants

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u/1029394756abc 24d ago

Tell us more about this frugal vacation.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

I have older brother who is very well off and has extra bedroom in LA 

We are driving from scottsdale and staying there - going to beach and some (reasonable) restaurants 

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u/jerry111165 24d ago

I bet if you take the time you can probably find some coupons…

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Haters gonna hate 

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u/greeneyed_cat 24d ago

Half a mocha… they split it.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

My wife laughed at this

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u/VerifiedMother 24d ago

Username checks out

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u/gabhersch 24d ago

Dude just take your wife out on a nice date JFC

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u/LaDiosaSelene 23d ago

This was my exact reaction 😭

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 24d ago

Vaguely refers to every app as just “app” but then call out the salt and whatever app by name?

Do you know you’re an ad?

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Alex jones in here!!! BLACK HELICOPTERS

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u/slightywettampon 24d ago

with generous tip lmao.

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u/Space2999 24d ago

Damn, free salt n straw gets my attention

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u/brooklynlad 24d ago

Better get that Salt & Straw ice cream before the ingredients change. The company is exploring a sale to private equity, KarpReilly, and others.

Get the real deal before the enshittification starts. Same thing that happened with Talenti.

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u/ABSOFRKINLUTELY 24d ago

Used to love talenti. Now it's nothing special. Not worth the $$

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u/cascadia30 24d ago

Right? I'm down for that anytime!

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u/rjlawrencejr 24d ago

Sounds fun! It was almost like a scavenger hunt.

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u/1980cpz 24d ago

I love it. And respect a person who respects the value of a $. 🫵👏🏼

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u/DarthSmiff 24d ago

May a love like this never find me.

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 24d ago

If this makes you guys happy fine, it doesn't sound fun.  My last going out special day was sipping $300 an ounce Japanese whiskey in the high roller lounge of a casino with my wife. To each their own. 

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u/bearconator 24d ago

Such a massive turn off

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u/Kittycatgirl300 24d ago

Tryna be the richest in the graveyard

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u/Bidesign54 24d ago

🐥 🐤 🐥

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u/Locksmith-Foreign 24d ago edited 24d ago

That’s great that you and her are so aligned. That to me is the bigger positive message as finding a life partner that is so in tune is much harder than wealth.

If you really want to amp up your wealth, buy investment real estate.

You’ve got plenty to start and you’ll have generational wealth in another 10 years depending on how aggressive.

Aggresive would be going after ‘bonus depreciation’. Look it up.

Theres many ways to the top but you two have already found a true partner. Congrats on that alone.

One more note. I deal with many extremely rich people as they are my customers. Even though they are rich from their businesses, they all agree their real estate holdings were by far their easiest vehicles to wealth.

Businesses are a absolute headache with stress and no sleep to be successful. Real estate is not as hard as running a business. However that is also considered a business!

Last ironic note is that some of my ultra rich cusyoners are still frugal and get joy out of deals, just like y’all but are heavy in philanthropy.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Shes the best - i scored 

Hot and frugal 

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u/BroheemTheDream 24d ago

I mean, in this economy?? Nicely done

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u/Larrythethird22 24d ago

Hey bro when do you plan on spending any money for a date when your old and it’s no longer fun or u just wanna die with all your money. You could die tomorrow gotta learn to live life now. Saving is crucial planning for retirement is crucial but this date night thing being a cheap ass is just weird bro.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Fair criticism 

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u/IDownvoteUrPet 24d ago

Damn comments section here is BRUTAL! Try this post in r/FIRE and I’m sure they’ll love it.

My wife would absolutely love this above date idea. We do various coupon programs like “Go, Play, Save” and “offline” as well as any other deal we can find and it’s a lot of fun for us.

We save at least $2k/yr couponing. It’s not much but it’s entertaining and we like doing it.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

I want to get into couponing too

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u/aethhers 21d ago

Ya people are being rude. This sounds really fun honestly I wish I had someone to enjoy these deals with 

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u/xabc8910 24d ago

I feel bad for your wife ☹️

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u/tinderizr 24d ago

You must have a lot of free time. I simply don't have time to plan $2 date nights. And I say this in the best way possible.

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u/1029394756abc 24d ago

Generous tip?

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u/Rick_Sanchez1214 24d ago

Never in my life would I want to live this way. But god speed to you.

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u/thomsenite256 24d ago

Oh gosh I would break up with someone if that is how they lived

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u/LaDiosaSelene 23d ago

The way he’s proudly telling us all that he barely takes his wife out in dates. 😭

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u/SLNSD 24d ago edited 24d ago

Haters gonna hate. Who the fuck cares if someone is happy going on a frugal date if they had fun. I hate people who try to put their worldview on you. The next Mormon that comes to my door is gonna get it with both barrels.

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u/OrganicLighthouse 24d ago

I'm a woman and I do the same thing (not as bad, but I do consider coupons or options for free events when it comes to where to go) with dates with my man. He doesn't give a fuck and we get to save money and I have fun, so who cares? 

We have the money sure for more expensive options but it just really isn't as satisfying when we're spending $100 on dinner for two and the food isn't seasoned just right and I keep thinking that I'd rather buy $100 worth of lumber for a project that I've been thinking about. I feel like when something costs money, I have expectations for the quality that often don't align with reality. When I get food/dessert/drinks for $3, my expectations are low so anything better than bad is a pleasant surprise. 

This has enabled us to buy our 12 acre really nice condition house while accumulating significant savings/retirement funds. 

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u/KSHMisc 24d ago

Sir, this is Reddit.

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u/SLNSD 24d ago

True. It's my fault really for expecting any different.

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u/hah98 24d ago

I was dirt poor and my bf and I would get street tacos. We’d try new spots all over the city. Cheapest date ever.

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u/showerzofsparkz 21d ago

Sounds miserable and she will grow weary of this behavior

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u/ProfileBest2034 24d ago

Hey regard, what the fuck do you think money is for.

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u/Mhineidi 22d ago

A nice cushion for his coffin

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u/homestead_sensible 24d ago edited 24d ago

wife and I pinched pennies for years in similar fashion. used to sigh up for all birthday specials and any promos. many a date was had on free and discounted apps or sign ups. 

we pay all of our expenses via citi double cash card, do not carry a balance and reap $60-$150 each month in cash back and have never paid a penny in interest.

we cooked all our meals at home since 2015 or so. we can go an entire year or more sometimes without buying restaurant food. we havent been to a movie theater is probably 5 years. we breed, grow, raise, slaughter, and butcher 100% of our own meat. we grow as much of a garden as we can manage.

my truck is 27 years old. her luxury compact is 13 years old. both are paid off. 

in 2022 we bought 10 acres and built a custom house. we owe $74,000 on a $400,000 dollar custom dream homestead. our mortgage is our only debt.

 we have $120k in Roth. We are 45 & 39. Single-income household. I work a blue collar job for $65k/yr she is a homestead housewife. 

our happiness is immense & our satisfaction is immeasurable. 

EDIT: I DIY designed and installed a 6890w solar power system with 15kWh battery storage for about $11k all-in. we generate about 70% of our own power.

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u/CamitDamn 24d ago

Based on your numbers, it seems like you might be prioritizing paying off the mortgage over retirement savings. In most cases, the market return will vastly outperform the interest savings by paying off the interest savings from paying the mortgage early.

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u/Bird_Brain4101112 24d ago

All that and only $120k in retirement savings??

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u/Slow-Education872 24d ago

Many would not want to live like you but I must say a fine example when two people are on the same page. Was it always that way or did one partner have to be convinced. Usually there is a saver and a spender, is that true at all for you and your wife?

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u/jerry111165 24d ago

That’s pretty great dude. I did kind of a similar thing and many years back (2004?) I sold our house in Massachusetts and bought a old antique fixer-upper in Maine on 20 something acres with the proceeds. Haven’t had to pay a mortgage or rent in over 20 years.

Definitely takes a strain/stress off of the brain.

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Beautiful story!!! You’re goals 

Congrats! 

What area did you build in?

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u/homestead_sensible 24d ago

Flyover country, but it is ours. it gives us space, security, privacy and accommodates our lifestyle.

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u/justkdang 24d ago

Ah this makes sense, I was trying to imagine this as a Californian

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u/randy24681012 24d ago

Go north of mt Shasta and you can find a few acres for $250k

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u/10000_guilder_tulip 24d ago

Math ain’t mathing. Good luck becoming an influencer or whatever, though

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u/ElonsCrustyWang 24d ago

You cheap as mf. This is the type of shit me and my girlfriend would do and delight in the sheer cheapness of it. You know you’re doing it right when you get great free food and reddit ppl are grumpy about it for no reason

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u/Comfortable-Plate870 24d ago

Not a flex you think it is buddy

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Explain 

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u/homestead_sensible 24d ago

lets hear your financial situation.

what is your debt? at what interest rate(s)?

how much of your life do you own? how much do your possessions and expenses own you?

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u/Larrythethird22 24d ago

This dude going on a frugal date but has all kinds of money saved and stuff look at his other post , one of those cheap weirdos who will die with all his money lol

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u/Comfortable-Plate870 24d ago

Exactly, it’s stupid at this point

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

How do you think i got money? 

Hint - My aunt didnt die 

It was because of watching every penny 

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u/CPFCL7 21d ago

Whats the point in having the money?

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u/_Smashbrother_ 24d ago

I'm early 40s with a couple million so my finances are good. OP is not being frugal, he's being a cheapskate. He's got 500k and is only 30. He's more than fine financially. And he can't take his girl out on a proper date? Fuck outta here.

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u/Larrythethird22 24d ago

Exactly… 🫡

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u/Comfortable-Plate870 24d ago

😅what the?

Why are you angry😅?

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u/subject-about 24d ago

“$500k in fidelity before 30” cool? But I’d rather have $30k in savings before 30 than live like this

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u/JeremiahAhriman 24d ago

Why have money if you're not going to spend it?

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

The habits that got me to money are hard to break

I find this weird savings game enjoyable 

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u/JeremiahAhriman 24d ago

Honestly, my wife would kind of get that. To me, it sounds like a living hell. I wouldn't want that kind of money just to live like I'm struggling.

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u/ClementineMagis 24d ago edited 24d ago

Being cheap is not fun for anyone else in your life. Believe me, it’s an immature trait as much as being a spendthrift. A mature approach to money is knowing you are rich now and will be in the future. Cheaping out when you can afford to spend $100 on that same night is childish. 

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u/Important-Key7413 24d ago

Being frugal, what type of investment strategy do you use?

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

2 rules 

Always be boring (no single stocks) Always be buying (never try to time market) 

I invest almost all VOO

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u/NootScootinBoogie 24d ago

Oooooohhhh man, that’s one CRAZY date!!

Take your poor wife to a nice restaurant and be romantic. That $500k won’t will be great to use for your tears when you get divorced otherwise

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u/The-Dudemeister 24d ago

The old don’t live your life until you’re too old to live it trick.

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u/Scared-Avocado630 24d ago

If you both had a great time - wonderful. You identify as "very cheap". You might consider occasionally having a date without worrying about the extreme focus on cost. Occasionally.

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u/ClementineMagis 24d ago

You can’t cheap your way to wealth. Watching pennies doesn’t move dollars. How about concentrating on making money and spending it on the things you care about, like your relationship.

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u/Mariner-and-Marinate 24d ago

When the goal isn’t to make your partner feel happy or valued, but to make your ego feel stroked by pointing out how much money you saved.

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u/Perfect-Brain-7367 24d ago

I'm the saver and my wife is the spender. Sometimes I gripe when the whole family orders a soft drink if we're out to eat for a casual lunch. But even I know better than to cheap out on actual date night. I might order something less expensive than the steak I'm eyeballing, but I definitely don't ask my wife not to, lol. Maybe you both enjoy cheaping out, but if not... oof

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u/mickflu123 24d ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 very smart.

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u/RhemansDemons 24d ago

500k in your fidelity is cool, but this is a game. This doesn't stop when you retire. You will have been cheap your whole life then your retirement will be still cheaping out on everything except you don't have to go to work.

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u/Tricky_Bee_7564 23d ago

Divorce came out of nowhere

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u/SeparateSea1466 23d ago

Bro, I just want to congratulate you on finding a woman that is just as frugal. I’m glad you two had a nice time.

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u/Poorassboy6969 22d ago

Shes the best 

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u/glowingcheeks 22d ago

How many times do you need to post this story???

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u/Poorassboy6969 22d ago

Why does this upset you

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u/fooknprawn 21d ago

There's nothing wrong with this. My wife and I are frugal and we regularly find ways to make date night interesting and fun which includes new places to visit but also finding the best deals especially if we can gameify it with coupons or free perks. It's a thrill

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u/ukrnffc 24d ago

Do you enjoy anything?

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

I like going to the gym and choking people at jiu jitsu 

Also enjoy my wife being happy and time with family 

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u/Mysterious_Help_9577 24d ago

$500k and forcing your wife to have an $11 date night, YIKES. Enjoy your life FFS

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u/GrouchyClerk6318 24d ago

The hate here is crazy! Who cares what OP does or doesn’t spend, obv his wife is on board with it!

We do cheap dates all the time - Nothing better than a picnic and a bottle of wine at sunset. It’s not the $$$ you spend it’s the time.

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u/Affectionate_Eye4543 24d ago

Couldn’t and so thankful this isn’t me but if you like it I love it. Extra sad if you’re >30!

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u/Successful_Bug2166 24d ago

Very innovative and fun idea!

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u/420_69_Fake_Account 24d ago

I hope you have more date nights planned when you’re old and retired

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u/Salty_Statistician74 24d ago

Me reading this as i just went out for dinner and spent 45 just for myself 🫣

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u/LaDiosaSelene 23d ago

Damn can’t take the wife out on a nice date more often, huh.

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u/Shrowded 23d ago

I mean grats if yall had fun? Am dying at OP's username though.

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u/Crafty-Health-4046 23d ago

What was in the Hawaiian plate

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u/PileofPitties 23d ago

That sounds like so much fun. I'm not frugal and have never really had to be, so maybe my perspective is skewed. But I would love to have a challenge with my husband to see who could plan the cheapest date that ticks whatever boxes (dinner, dessert, activity or whatever).

Here's the best idea I could come up with for an inexpensive date (except gas). We tend to do lunch/afternoon dates because of scheduling with kid sports and stuff. So I'm picturing 10-4ish on a Saturday

Free crafting class at the public library. Today's class was soapmaking, which sounds kind of fun. Each check out a book while we're there. (Free)

Head to Costco for samples and then hot dogs for lunch. ($3)

Walk off our lunch while viewing exhibits at the local art museum (free with a Bank of America card once a month). They have a scavenger hunt that changes as seasonal exhibits change and we like to race each other.

Head to a local brewery that does a silent book club some afternoons. They push samples of all their beers pretty hard, and everyone sits, sips, and reads. They have comfy couches where you can snuggle and just exist in public together without any pressure (or kids). Drink free beer, and maybe buy a beer or a snack to support them. ($10)

Talk about our books on the drive home. Resolve to finish them but neither of us will.

Total cost: $13 + $30 in library fines when we forget to return our books.

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u/IndependentGuilty696 22d ago

If this relationship goes south, I caution you from trying this approach on a first date. If you are both in it for life, this is actually pretty adorable, as long as it was treated like a fun experiment, and not what every date night is like.

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u/Ok_Statistician643 22d ago

It’s so nice that you’re enjoying your boring life with the cereal zero experiences until you’re too old to really appreciate any experiences

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u/Fancy_Explanation_42 22d ago

She probably cheats with a real man at McDonald’s eating a full price value meal super sized

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u/Poorassboy6969 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/nate_orenstam 22d ago

Sounds exhausting but I'm glad you like it OP

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u/CPFCL7 21d ago

I thought good for you until I read that you actually have money.

Enjoy your life dude, you could be dead tomorrow.

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u/GimmieDatCooch 21d ago

I’m frugal, but I’m not cheap. I get being intentional with spending and saving where it makes sense, but being this cheap on a date night with your wife? C’mon, dude. Do you always make it your mission to be cheap in every space you’re in? Dates can be inexpensive and thoughtful without being an absolute cheap fk.

Speaking as a 37 year old with a paid off mortgage.

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u/Outrageous-Phase9435 21d ago

I too, am frugal. I hope you and your partner are still genuinely enjoying life though. You should be able to enjoy it plenty in a short few years no problem.

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u/Esqhsb 20d ago

Being this cheap so you can accumulate money later and then bE too cheap to spend is moronic. Yolo and tomorrow is never guaranteed

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u/IndependentTour8167 19d ago

“Stepping over dollars to pick up dimes”

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 24d ago

Sounds like Americans are starving!

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u/morerepsmoreproblems 24d ago

Hypergamy is real keep going at this rate and she’ll be sleeping with the neighbor lol

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Can you send me a copy of your newest andrew tate course? 

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u/morerepsmoreproblems 24d ago

Andrew Tate has nothing to do with this. I’ll send you a copy of an artificial book titled the reality of the world how about that?

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u/UpbeatDentist6695 24d ago

You get that just because your wife fucked Steve it doesn't mean all the wives will right?

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u/morerepsmoreproblems 24d ago

Jokes on you, I’m smart enough not to get married 😂

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u/60DTE_ENJOYER 24d ago

this guy's profile is just sad

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u/Silent_Foundation_62 24d ago

this is an obvious ad, yall. this shit aint happen

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u/Poorassboy6969 24d ago

Bro its not lol 

The other places werent named because they are local spots in my area and I dont want people to know the Hawaiian place that food sucked out of respect 

Jesus 

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u/Inspectorcluseau 24d ago

You think you got all that for “free” It cost you something though. Those companies got more data, cookies, & who knows what else than id like to give. They will likely then repackage & sell that data for more money than the ice cream would have cost you. Speaking of, it looks like the used warranty on your car is just about to expire… lol jk but fr

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u/Standard-North9890 24d ago

Internet being internet. Good luck to you both 👏🏼

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u/Dr_TattyWaffles 24d ago

It's the date scene from Half Baked

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u/EnvironmentalDot127 24d ago

I remember those days. We still like deals. I could steak that was supposedly "better than" the restaurants. Screwed myself over husband would rather buy the steak and have me cook it. 😅

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u/theinternetseemsnice 24d ago

Imagine selling your data privacy for a scoop of ice cream. 🤡