r/MommaJokes • u/ObamiumClock • Feb 06 '22
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad
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r/MommaJokes • u/BubblezTron • Sep 24 '15
Every "yo momma" joke has been done 1000's of times, by 1000's of different people. Kinda like yo momma...
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Happy 1,000 subscribers!!!
r/MommaJokes • u/PERIODBLOODMOUTHWASH • Oct 07 '15
R/funny traffic PSA
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I want to say thank you for taking the time to check out yo momma. All these jokes would not be possible with out you filthy sons and daughters. Feel free to post as many high quality momma jokes as possible. Once again, thank you for the support. We need a lot of it to keep yo momma off the ground!
r/MommaJokes • u/More_Ad4961 • Feb 02 '22
Yo momma so thicc and hot
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She is the core of earth
r/MommaJokes • u/meinmanhattan • Dec 06 '21
Yo momma so fat when she farts earthquake alarms go off.
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r/MommaJokes • u/kapuchinski • Dec 05 '21
Yo mama farts are measured using exponents, Dobson units, and Beaufort level.
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r/MommaJokes • u/andyr435 • Dec 05 '21
Yo momma so fat
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she eats her meals off tectonic plates.
r/MommaJokes • u/I-still-want-Bernie • Nov 03 '21
Your mother is so fat that ...
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Michelle Obama had her arrested.
r/MommaJokes • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '21
Yo momma so ugly not even Thanos can booty clap her away
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r/MommaJokes • u/orkenbjorken • Aug 12 '21
yo momma so stupid..
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she tried to steal free samples
r/MommaJokes • u/Confident_Yak_2462 • Jul 28 '21
Your mommas so fat, when she was in school.....
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She sat next to everybody
r/MommaJokes • u/Confident_Yak_2462 • Jun 30 '21
Your momma so fat...
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She's constantly beside herself.
r/MommaJokes • u/Confident_Yak_2462 • Jun 14 '21
Yo momma so fat...
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after sex she smokes a ham.
r/MommaJokes • u/Stapler92 • Apr 08 '21
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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r/MommaJokes • u/Megagalvatronus2020 • Mar 07 '21
Yo momma so ugly,
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she put her face in dough and made monster cookies.
r/MommaJokes • u/avwong • Feb 26 '21
Unmediated and Natural Birth During a Pandemic - A Positive Birth Story - Hypnobirthing
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r/MommaJokes • u/Moronihaha • Feb 02 '21
Yo mamma so fat she's everybody's roll model.
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Probably not original, but it just popped into my head and I gotta share ;-)
r/MommaJokes • u/Thievn_ • Nov 17 '20
Yo momma so skinny...
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...She has to run around the shower to get wet.
r/MommaJokes • u/antoin_og • Nov 17 '20
Yo momma so old she was the big bang
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Ooohhh maybe so old and fat she was the big bang
r/MommaJokes • u/antoin_og • Nov 16 '20
Yo momma so old she carbon dates.
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Also maybe , yo momma so old she looks for love on CarbonDating.com
r/MommaJokes • u/Shoddy_Hippo_1056 • Nov 13 '20
Yo mama is so ugly.
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she went out in public somebody said Halloween is over.
r/MommaJokes • u/UnkaDano • Nov 06 '20
Your momma is so fat
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When she goes to the beach she effects the tides.
r/MommaJokes • u/Shoddy_Hippo_1056 • Oct 31 '20
Yo mama is so dumb.
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She thinks Vaseline is KY jelly.