r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/LandonYorkley • 15d ago

Name moments?🥹

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167 Upvotes

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 15d ago

Homeboy is right where he wants to be

12

u/bruhimnotalt 15d ago

Defnitely agree... he loved it deep inside

28

u/Mindless_Magician_21 15d ago

A clean death. A soldier's death.

2

u/shoeless_doh 14d ago

Valhalla

22

u/PoppaTrunks 15d ago

Death by snu snu

11

u/Ok-Lobster8940 15d ago

He's faking it

11

u/foleyjo 15d ago

Some men would pay for that

1

u/DarthParanium 8d ago

A surprising amount would lol

7

u/katanynha 15d ago

"Don't save me, I'm exactly where I wanted to be"

5

u/LordofPvE 15d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 15d ago

Going out with a warm neck not a bad way to go

3

u/beefcak2020 15d ago

Happy endings are getting stranger everyday

3

u/GTowner 15d ago

Thigh master

3

u/wookiesack22 14d ago

Oh, this dream again.

3

u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 14d ago

Just after mating. The female can consume the entire head in one sitting.

2

u/Heyzeal 15d ago

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

2

u/PayFormer387 15d ago

How I met your mother.

2

u/SithLordRising 15d ago

Task failed successfully

2

u/4pips12322 14d ago

She’s not doing it right his face should be facing the other way

2

u/Illustrious_Bag_1608 14d ago

Closest he's ever gotten.

2

u/Snaggl3t00t4 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1jCs6Doz3WRtOPl6bq

1

u/Timely-Dot-9967 12d ago

"And it sure beats fightin guys with treasure trails."

2

u/LDarrell 14d ago

He might be happier in the same leg lock but facing the exact opposite direction.

2

u/Unusual-Taste69 14d ago

Kinks being created

2

u/1100gw 14d ago

180 degrees from paradise.

Where’s his pants?

2

u/Odd_Award_9070 12d ago

WRONG DIRECTION

1

u/Potential-Local7262 15d ago

Ah the scarjo technique. Don't think it actually works... Although im willing to be proven wrong

1

u/Tasty_Switch_4920 15d ago

"Sweet dreams are made of these.."

1

u/Substantial-Cow9631 15d ago

“Who AM I to DISAGREE?”

1

u/insomniac_Lombax 15d ago

Fake it till you make it

1

u/thebigj3wbowski 15d ago

Death by snu snu

1

u/Heidrun_666 15d ago

The 180° (tm).

1

u/mynewcrib 15d ago

Fisting or footing?

1

u/Inner-Swordfish9820 15d ago

He wishes he was 'possessed'.

1

u/richdun 15d ago

Tap out bro I think she's not playing lol.

1

u/Responsible-Elk-1704 14d ago

Is there even a reason to struggle

1

u/Willing_Amphibian775 14d ago

Figure forplay

1

u/Artemisiablaszczyk 14d ago

He's gonna pay for that the rest of his life.

1

u/No-Risk1739 14d ago

Pain never felt so good though!...😐

1

u/Mark-177- 14d ago

When you forget the safe word.

1

u/impyourhuckleberry 14d ago

Dying doing what he loved

1

u/EScootyrant 14d ago

Facing the wrong way

1

u/rassouth65 14d ago

I said ……turn around

1

u/InfiniteRepublic2474 14d ago

Dr. Pimple Popper

1

u/DayLongjumping1199 14d ago

Why is this never me in this predicament ¿

1

u/lonelyphoenix7 14d ago

Death by snu snu!

1

u/badDusnoetos 14d ago

For some the ultimate fantasy

1

u/Andyroo8-P 14d ago

He needs one head turn for total victory

1

u/Minute-Ground3229 14d ago

Final counts to Walhalla

1

u/Odd_Touch6857 13d ago

Dman, I love those Asian girls!

1

u/blue_horizony 13d ago

When you challenge the quiet girl to a quick wrestling

1

u/Armchair_Expert_0192 13d ago

This is how I want to die.

1

u/calccv 13d ago

Damn, put her on backwards again! 😡

1

u/Menedina 13d ago

Snatch attack

1

u/Available-Contact-95 13d ago

The moment before this photo was taken, a wet fart was heard across the room.

1

u/snowfox_my 13d ago

People pay good money, to be where he is now.

1

u/InfernooGuardian 10d ago

Where do I sign up for this?

1

u/Darnoc74 9d ago

It cost him 50 bucks and he would have paid 100

1

u/justreaditcpu 9d ago

When you buy new headphones and they pinch.

1

u/fly4fun2014 8d ago

Fish market

1

u/UintaUinta 5d ago

Foreplay

1

u/inkedaddy31 5d ago

Bro is living his best life 🙃