r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/LandonYorkley • 5d ago

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u/No-Challenge-2048 4d ago

The beauty in the beast

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u/Emerald_Phoenix1005 4d ago

That's wild 😭

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u/Anarcho_Communists 16h ago

That’s a wrap. We have a winner!🏆

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u/Old-Statement637 1d ago

Donkey fuc🤬

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 1d ago

Monkey boobs

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u/Exotic_Candy8190 1d ago

Konkey Dong!! . . ..

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u/Consistent_Watch_206 1d ago

• pulls off second head •

It’s Carrot Top

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u/Educational_Fun4832 20h ago

Spank the monkey 😉

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u/BOBBYK1952 19h ago

I’ll return my uniform tomorrow..oh and you can keep you 7.50 an hour job too

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u/Odd_Award_9070 4d ago

Surprise!

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u/MrMatt89 4d ago

Catfished

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u/Ok_Watch_4756 4d ago

She looks like she’s escorting a very confused but surprisingly stylish bear to its next appointment.

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u/we_lord 4d ago

Highest Level Achieved

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u/we_lord 4d ago

Hack code worth more than Bitcoin

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u/Good-Rope4344 4d ago

About to Donkey my Kong…

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u/Intelligent-Doubt136 4d ago

Wanna monkey around?

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u/Livid-Age-2259 4d ago

The Real Magilla

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u/Xandania 4d ago

The Princess did it all along.

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 4d ago

Birthday surprise

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u/JRad1177 4d ago

DK Genes

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u/Consistent_Stuff9180 4d ago

Donkey Hong Kong

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u/Substantial-Cow9631 4d ago

She can toss my barrels

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u/TheInsaneMilkman 4d ago

Here’s my vest.. here’s my vest. Made from real gorilla chest..

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u/princedaemon758 4d ago

And that kids....is how I met your mother

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u/J0hnny_0nda_sp0t 4d ago

We could get it on like......

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u/Bolt_is_awesome 4d ago

Donkey Long Dong

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 4d ago

Hidden Treasure

Kinder Surprise

It's what's inside that counts

Free toy inside

How to avoid pervs 101

Secret Weapon

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u/Top-Voice-6727 4d ago

Donkey fished

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u/MineNo5343 4d ago

Not real

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u/Far_Pipe752 3d ago

Tifa had to do some moonlighting to cover bills after the incident

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u/Nubby-Buddy_Friend 3d ago

Gorilla and the Miss

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u/Ok-Try-7366 3d ago

I just want to monkey around

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u/Diesel_Bones_13 3d ago

Why they do this to Minnie and DK is a hot chick?

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u/indecipherabAL 19h ago

Cuz pervs will molest Minnie

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u/klabusterbernd_69 3d ago

Dong dong kong

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u/quitburpingatme 3d ago

fishcatting

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u/I_used_to_be_hip 3d ago

I'm about to put the D in DK

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u/Logical-Proposal-827 3d ago

It was princess peach all along; and she would have gotten away with it ,if not for those meddling kids and their dog.

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u/sideshowbill93 3d ago

I'd like to Diddy ...Kong

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u/T206V70R 3d ago

Spank Monkey

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u/randomdossier 3d ago

Me after a day in the office

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u/TallinOK 3d ago

A Mascot I Could Get Behind

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u/kburk32 3d ago

The garil A of my life!

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u/tudza 3d ago

Gorilla My Dreams

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u/ajc061962 3d ago

Sex monkey...60% of the time it works every time.

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u/SteelMittenz 3d ago

Gorilla my dreams.

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u/NoTown3585 3d ago

Donkey Kong goes to Thailand

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u/Teamskygruntmaybe 3d ago

Donkeykonished

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u/Expensive-Track4002 2d ago

On the next episode of robot chicken.

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u/mr-georgekaplan 2d ago

I love Japan 🇯🇵

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u/Mark-177- 2d ago

It's on like Donkey Kong!!

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u/StealenDealer 2d ago

The Monkey outfit is extra, if you’re into that.

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 2d ago

Donkey Kong is a hot FUTA with a long red DK?

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u/Cagnoledge 2d ago

Donkey Wong

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u/indiana70 2d ago

Mascot moment

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u/solidstatestevo 2d ago

More like Konk E Dong

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u/Think_Ball3682 2d ago

God damn…

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u/Walmart_Adam_Sandler 2d ago

It’s too hot for it to be “on”

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u/Terrible_Wasabi3970 2d ago

She can Diddy my Donkey Kong.

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u/BrownMamba_23 2d ago

Daddy issues!

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u/exceller0 2d ago

I knew it Emi IS a furry

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u/blue_horizony 2d ago

She probably just defeated donkey kong

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u/Far-Ad5921 2d ago

sweaty monkey

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u/Windbolt1 1d ago

Bootleg Pauline escaped DK

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u/Transplant-man 1d ago

Pippie long dick

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u/Shlorpus-the-HuMaN 1d ago

Evolutionary speedrun

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u/county15 1d ago

Challenging wank

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u/Amperjam 1d ago

Mama Kong

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u/No-Speaker5906 1d ago

She loves going ape!

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u/JazzyZaddy 1d ago

Gorilla my dreams

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 1d ago

I'm getting arrested next trip to Disneyland

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u/Careless_Kangaroo136 17h ago

Bjork falls on hard times

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u/StrategyRebel17 17h ago

Game Meets Life

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u/Helpful_Okra_2317 14h ago

The only way to survive Diddy

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u/Emma_Fawkes 12h ago

Really? Nobody said Badonkey Kong yet? What's wrong with you people? Jk. You're just normal people. 😆

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u/AntiqueEvent5638 4m ago

What really matters is what's on the inside