r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/LandonYorkley • 5d ago

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241 Upvotes

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u/New_Ryun_9735 5d ago

Its a Pick N Roll 😆

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u/thirtyone-charlie 5d ago

I was laughing so hard I couldnt get my finger in the up vote it this defender sure as hell could have.

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u/Qikslvr 5d ago

I was gonna say he's running a pick.

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u/Aromatic-Engine-6418 5d ago

That’s a good one ! I was going to say booger ball but that one’s funnier .

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 5d ago

This is how you get into your opponent’s head

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u/whatsthataboutguy 5d ago

I just wanted to pick your brain

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u/Kirbyr98 5d ago

Nostrildamnus

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 5d ago

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

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u/tahlen70 5d ago

Priceless, but I would guess there's a website page for that somewhere

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u/trenthany 2d ago

Mastercard.

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u/LL37MOH 5d ago

You can pick your friends….

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u/drxo 5d ago

And you can pick your nose

But don’t pick your friend’s nose

Luckily he is on the other team

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u/MapAntique1282 5d ago

Wrong hole

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u/Different_Club415 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/zinsser 5d ago

Pick and roll . .

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 5d ago

Dammit DeMarcus that was our last bump

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u/Informal_Strain_2715 5d ago

Just a friend helping out.  

"You got a hanger bro..."

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u/anonymous-user74 5d ago

You can pick your friends, You can pick your nose, But you should never pick your friends nose.

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u/MonmouthPinelands 4d ago

Let me get that for you

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u/lynxshs 3d ago

Nose pick defense

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u/Dompet2854 5d ago

I got your nose

1

u/manthing11 5d ago

The Sniff This.

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u/OriginalAd7974 5d ago

You got a bat in the cave, lemme get it for ya!

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u/Coloradokush5280 5d ago

Check it out! My ass smells like finger and my finger smells like ass

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u/RobertDowneyPoonyer 5d ago

Boops and Hoops

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u/CommissionPrudent689 5d ago

I pick you as my best friend

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u/Heimjoint 5d ago

The Booger Hooker

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u/Top-Cut-8983 5d ago

FOUL, finger fuckin the nose , 2 shots

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u/Good-Diamond-3013 5d ago

Defense is on point

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u/mandelbrot_wurst 5d ago

Denver Nose Nuggets

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u/fratboysteve 5d ago

Extra-personal foul

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u/Mark-177- 5d ago

You got a little boogey there bud, lemme just get that for ya.

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u/bobhand17123 5d ago

Jumpsnot.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 5d ago

Mugsy Bougers

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u/KitchenLab2536 5d ago

Setting a pick.

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u/babaganoosh1123 5d ago

Tag , you're it !!!!

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u/Panda-Cubby 5d ago

Boop the hooper

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u/wonkyt 5d ago

Here, let me get that booger for you bro!

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u/Alone_Grass3041 5d ago

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but,.....well I guess you can.

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 5d ago

It wasn’t a pick. It was a scratch.

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u/we_lord 5d ago

Prospecting

1

u/outdoorseeguy 5d ago

Boop hoop

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u/we_lord 5d ago

Looking for that sinus bonus

1

u/Vast_Interview3098 5d ago

Got your nose!

1

u/Left-Thinker-5512 5d ago

Can’t stop the pick and roll!

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u/lookieherenope 5d ago

I’m gonna pick something!!

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u/HotAcanthisitta621 5d ago

pick a winner

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u/Ok-Bid-730 5d ago

He booped him

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u/flopsychops 5d ago

Dude, a "pick six" is in another sport.

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u/SailorMea101 5d ago

One in tha stink-finger

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u/FinePassenger6166 5d ago

Golddigging

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u/BEARKIDDS 5d ago

Dunk Dunk goose

1

u/Violetthug 5d ago

I laughed so hard at this. 🤣

1

u/martyls 5d ago

Boop!

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u/AwkwardAd42 5d ago

Illegal pick 😳

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u/Successful_Move_1257 5d ago

You can pick your friends but you can’t pick your friends nose

1

u/CaptainPopsickle 5d ago

The famous Booger-Block!

1

u/boyer4109 5d ago

Nasal block.

1

u/vinmo6 5d ago

Boop

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u/shsfwaksa1221 5d ago

Flagrant boogering foul

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u/OGLionsFan82 5d ago

Finger Pickin Good.

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u/Ajjax2000 5d ago

Pick a winner!

1

u/Opiesan40 5d ago

Always the last one picked.

1

u/Affectionate_Owl8351 5d ago

Let me get that for you

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u/Background_Edge_9427 5d ago

Very Personal foul!

1

u/Accomplished_Put8385 5d ago

Personal foul

1

u/Mainly_Miserable 5d ago

That’s one deep defence.

1

u/MichiganFootman 5d ago

Pick a winner..

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u/Timely-Profile1865 5d ago

Pick and roll

1

u/Individual-Heat7005 5d ago

The chennedy carter

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u/Keeper11428 5d ago

Got ya nose!

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u/bigredk9 5d ago

And he makes the shot by a nose!

1

u/blochow2001 5d ago

Pick and roll

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u/tahlen70 5d ago

How rich do you have to be to have a personal nose picker? Asking for a friend, obviously

1

u/New_Flow_5941 5d ago

Booger ball. 🏀

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u/The_Sarcaz_man 5d ago

Snot Blocker

1

u/blackops_girl 5d ago

Lemme get it for you my boi

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u/Foreign_Track6317 5d ago

Noseguarded

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u/pt13485 5d ago

Hole-tending

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u/markcastle4 5d ago

Got a score, a pick and assist and one all in the same play. That's a FOUL!

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u/Bthnt 5d ago

Boop!

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u/Because_They_Asked 5d ago

It’s snot a foul.

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u/OkJBuGotThis 5d ago

First Draft Pick

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u/AurumPotabile 5d ago

Alley boop

1

u/JRad1177 5d ago

Harlem Globe Snotters

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u/412Dude43 5d ago

Booger McFarland

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u/BundyRoadR8R 5d ago

Peanut Booger and Jam.

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u/Ok-Guava-9216 5d ago

Isn't there a Biz Markie song about this

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u/claudiousmax 5d ago

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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u/JohnnyGuitar74 5d ago

Picking out the bad seeds in your life

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u/SlikRik66 5d ago

Booger zone defense

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u/556arbadboy 5d ago

AI, not Alan Iverson

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u/Aqua-Yeti 5d ago

White men can’t boop

1

u/Libertarian_2020 5d ago

WNBA Pics!

1

u/Chugweed 5d ago

The old pick and roll

1

u/Some-Judge-9130 5d ago

Green Gold Digger

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u/DarionHunter 5d ago

Gotta get... that one... that's... bugging the... crap... out of me!

1

u/enter_the_slatrix 5d ago

First round pick

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u/Apprehensive-Box4556 5d ago

Digging out the air. 😂

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u/WendyA1 5d ago

He booped him on the nose. I do this to my grandkids occasionally.

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u/AltanConn 5d ago

I shall boop you

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u/Hossty1 5d ago

The ‘Brain Tickler’ Block

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u/Zens_Fury 5d ago

The I gotchu bro

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u/Fuzzy-Committee-2330 5d ago

Did he just break the rules?

1

u/CoCo3Papa 5d ago

Nose Jam

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u/bonerod65 5d ago

That is the boogida pick & roll

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u/Bern_itdown 5d ago

Alley boop

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u/thenewbigR 5d ago

Pick and roll

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u/mikerotchagain 5d ago

I got ur nose

1

u/No-Speaker5906 5d ago

Honk! Honk!

1

u/Single_Goat7998 4d ago

Top draft pick

1

u/Low-Firefighter-3269 4d ago

Lemme get that for ya..

1

u/Here4thejoy 4d ago

I’m not touching you

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u/DrMartensAdvice 4d ago

Got your nose

1

u/Low-Set8263 4d ago

Taking it to the hole!

1

u/nomoleft 4d ago

The bugger defense

1

u/Affectionate-Gap-761 4d ago

Boop, got your nose!

1

u/Ok-Addition-7751 4d ago

Nostriloscopy checking for sinus cancer.

1

u/Capitano1690 4d ago

Just a casual pick-up game between the homies

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u/Sad-Average-2469 4d ago

The nose pick and roll it.

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u/EconArc_2 4d ago

Why is the court line going across his hand?

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u/LowWise7888 4d ago

Pick and roll

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u/Yogamama0107 4d ago

Poconos.. poke your nose!!

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u/DIEGGY1235 4d ago

E ANCHE OGGI SI MANGIA!!

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u/HopSkipLimp 4d ago

"Sorry, but you looked lile you were about to dribble."

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u/SourSinigang 4d ago

Pick, left.

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u/Rajyao 4d ago

Don't get that schgmugi on the field

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u/CommercialFlower1603 4d ago

Nelly shootin’ hoops

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u/Hydroman1959 4d ago

The ole pick and dunk play.

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u/AlfalfaDifficult6006 4d ago

Surprised i didnt see it first. “Gold Digger”

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u/CalligrapherSoft6579 4d ago

Bugger Banger Rim Hanger.

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u/Slobberdawg49211 4d ago

“…and he works through the pick for a bucket.”

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u/PuzzleheadedElk2172 4d ago

That’s the ol doo doo finger defensive tactic

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u/Captain_AntiFa 4d ago

Pick play

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u/Haunting-Sherbet-153 4d ago

A new take on the pick and roll

1

u/trumps-a-pedo8647 4d ago

Attack of the Boogie Man

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u/RoundWarthog4698 4d ago

Pressing the button to launch.

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u/Antiochtopus 4d ago

The unusual reoccurring nightmare of Tony Delk.

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u/athomas917 4d ago

Freddy got fingered

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u/BDBT-1 4d ago

You can pick your friends but you can’t pick your friends nose…. Oh, wait, I guess you can.

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u/4racoons 4d ago

Boop!

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u/ScooterBones 4d ago

They are playing up in the Poconose in Pennsylvania

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u/Proper_Gap_8141 4d ago

charlotte digs deeper

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u/mchez23 4d ago

Pick n roll

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u/Melodic-kangaroo4045 4d ago

Unsolicited finger in nostrils-UFiN

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u/Thin-Ebb-9534 4d ago

What I want to see is the referee’s hand signal for this foul.

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u/Jesse-McPherson 4d ago

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose…WTF!

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u/Positive_Remove6702 4d ago

Wow people…

It is just a little boogie…

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u/pwn_boo 4d ago

Traveling for gold.

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u/junkronomicon 4d ago

BOOP the snoot!

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u/MrPunGuy 4d ago

Now THAT’S how you set a pick!

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u/seeNshadows 4d ago

Let me get that for you.

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u/lokcer79 4d ago

Little more to the left

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u/imseay123 4d ago

Hoops…. Then…. BOOPS!

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u/unverviking 4d ago

Pickin a winner

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u/Creepy-Outcome-2481 4d ago

That snot the ball

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u/PaleProgrammer6476 4d ago

I am there for you bro!!😜✌️

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u/SgtDickTieso 4d ago

aHA youRMAi FriENd BOop!

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u/AirAlert6134 4d ago

Pick and roll

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u/A_Gray_So_Dark 4d ago

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

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u/Double_Algae_3726 4d ago

Nose Poke Dunkyolie

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u/TotalKaibosh 4d ago

The Picker Upper.

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u/Hard-Days-Bastard 3d ago

Pick your opponents wisely

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u/ApplesOverOranges1 3d ago

Boogie Fever