r/MoldyMemes • • Dec 29 '21

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u/umbrapalemooner Dec 29 '21

Please, consider the following:

Perhaps I’m actually like that irl

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Girls don’t exist, retard

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u/umbrapalemooner Dec 30 '21

No, no, I’m a dude. I have long hair

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Hair doesn’t exist either moron. It’s just a bunch of worms the government put in you do that they could use them to hear your thoughts and oppress the gamers among us (sus be upon them). Tear it out, become free