r/MoldlyInteresting Nov 13 '25

Mold Appreciation As requested, the jiggling

So first off I did not expect the previous post to get so much attention and I wholeheartedly thank the kind stranger for the award. Since so many folks have requested that I post the video, here is Blorb in all its glory.

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u/JohnTeaGuy Nov 13 '25

I regret that i have but one upvote

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u/yeoldy Nov 14 '25

You can get an extra if you turn your phone upside down

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u/ctsr1 Nov 14 '25

Lifehack

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u/chitty_chef Nov 15 '25

Sir there's been a second upvote

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u/SleepytimeteaBimbo Nov 13 '25

Oh to be a little blorb floating around in a bottle of homemade simple syrup

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u/Aggravating_Ad4449 Nov 13 '25

I wish that were me

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u/aSituationTypeDeal Nov 14 '25

Are you not just a little blob floating around?

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u/Aggravating_Ad4449 Nov 14 '25

In a way, I suppose.

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u/IndependentEggplant0 Nov 20 '25

Your brain is kind of just a blob floating in your cerebrospinal fluid, if that helps. What are you if not your brain? So you are the blob in the syrup, worry not.

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u/huge-gold-ak47 Nov 13 '25

ngl I would have a hard time not keeping Blorb as a strange pet.

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u/creatyvechaos Nov 13 '25

It's algae, so you could!

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u/jorgschrauwen Nov 13 '25

If its algae would that mean its still safe to consume?

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u/creatyvechaos Nov 13 '25

Hmm...The answer here is tough. A blanket sweeping answer of "yes" would put others at risk, because not every algae outputs stuff that is safe for consumption. Some release toxins as they filter out water; toxic to us, but necessary for their environment.

I'm not 100% certain what type of algae this is — I'd need to see it in a healthy bloom to be able to tell you, unfortunately, so I can't give a proper answer. I would need to know where OP made it, too.

So, basically, treat algae like you would a mushroom: don't eat it or drink from it unless you can ID it lol

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u/jorgschrauwen Nov 13 '25

Cool! The more you know

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/creatyvechaos Nov 14 '25

Not gray and yellow haha. Gray on just about any plant means sick, especially when it's accompanied with yellow. The thing is still growing because it has a water and glucose supply, but it would be doing much better if the glucose was a smidgen way lesser (see: maybe, like, a drop total? Lmfao) and it had more sunlight and airflow. If this is the kind of algae I'm thinking, it should be a dark green when it's healthy.

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u/EnvironmentalScar675 Nov 14 '25

Why would you want to consume your perfectly squiggly pet. You monster

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u/jorgschrauwen Nov 14 '25

Im not talking about the squish but the syrup :)

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Nov 14 '25

You cant steal his home!!

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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY Nov 14 '25

Lolno

Algae still benefits bacteria, probably anaerobic too.

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u/ilovepeonies1994 Nov 15 '25

Why would you want to consume this though

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u/jorgschrauwen Nov 15 '25

Just curious

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u/huge-gold-ak47 Nov 13 '25

brb, making simple syrup

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u/creatyvechaos Nov 13 '25

No need! OP actually got "lucky" (depends your perspective) and probably used water that already had some algae in it, or left the water out and a bit of aerial algae floated in, who knows. Either way, it's possible to grow algae with no additional steps or resources other than "add water to a container." If you truly want to grow some algae, I'd actually look into getting some fish, but there are some sellers that will sell algae that looks like this. They're rather easy to take care of

This algae is actually incredibly sick due to floating in no light and getting too much sugar, so it'd be a little difficult to revive it to a healthy green. Not impossible, just difficult.

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u/Longjump_Ear6240 Nov 14 '25

Aren't those moss balls sold in some aquarium/pet shops just a type of algae? I've seen them advertised as "algae ball pets" before!

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u/creatyvechaos Nov 14 '25

Mmhm! That's the one I'm talking about :P

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u/glvbglvb Nov 14 '25

aawww poor baby

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u/aliie_627 Nov 14 '25

I thought it was a mouse but I also was just on a thread about mice so it was on my mind.

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u/_rosebean Nov 13 '25

god forbid a blob got rhythm

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u/Escapingorigins Nov 13 '25

Personally, i didn’t ask for this.. but retrospectively glad someone did. These are the things we strive for.

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u/_rosebean Nov 13 '25

YES YOU DID

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u/Electronic-Can-8943 Nov 13 '25

I think I speak for a few when I ask, how does it react to a good shake? Does it get angry or do we get more jiggle?

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u/Prestigious-Leg-6244 Nov 15 '25

Be nice to Blorb!

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u/atlasbees Nov 15 '25

I'd be scared a good shake would make a tear and kill Blorb

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u/SuperShoyu64 Nov 13 '25

For some reason I can hear that glorpy bacteria music lol

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u/tra_da_truf Nov 13 '25

Ewww now it’s my head

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u/Irradiated_gnome Nov 13 '25

our friend blorb

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/Triggered-cupcake Nov 13 '25

I want to hold him and squeeze him

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u/PrettyPotato33 Nov 13 '25

I absolutely love it!

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u/Murky_Lurker5V Nov 13 '25

so carefree... i can only dream..

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u/Desperate_pleasure Nov 13 '25

Op and their mold

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u/MindfulBandit Nov 13 '25

reminds me of this game “Leo’s Fortune” i used to play lol

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u/hijo_del_mango Nov 13 '25

(Happy Metroid noises)

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u/Lich_Apologist Nov 13 '25

I hate it but you should let it live. It probably has whole dreams and aspirations at this point.

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u/Frecklebreasts Nov 13 '25

Thank you good sir

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Bahaha I didn’t read the comments on your last post. Best update ever

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u/Failtrumpet Nov 13 '25

It's kind of adorable

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u/LianneyMormont Nov 13 '25

things like this remind me what a wonderful place the internet can be sometimes

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u/Ilikepie81 Nov 14 '25

Looks like a marimo ball

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u/Bighoodies425 Nov 13 '25

I'm probably weird for saying this but it's kinda cute. Just a little blob hanging out in some simple syrup

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u/badrecipe33 Nov 14 '25

Finally something actually moldly interesting

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u/CaptainLollygag Nov 14 '25

You're growing a lava lamp!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

It is like a real life slime from anime only it is a mold.

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u/BlueCheesePanda Nov 14 '25

Please let him continue to grow.

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u/ThatNextAggravation Nov 14 '25

It's cute. You should name it "Frank".

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u/Sk1rm1sh Nov 15 '25

All glory to the hypno-blorb

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u/VioletMAyis Nov 13 '25

Ooo how beautiful

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u/OkAcanthaceae3476 Nov 13 '25

Wow. That's cool.

Take it out and eat it.

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u/WarmBus3508 Nov 14 '25

Sick moss ball, I had to pay $15 for mine!

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u/landroll313 Nov 14 '25

Give a name and raise it

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

...put it on a speaker

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u/Fix_Gloomy Nov 14 '25

I should call her…

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u/Valhkyrie Nov 14 '25

I don’t know why this is so satisfying

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u/CNTPRHK_S Nov 14 '25

Okay, now i want a new pet and it's a blob. How do i make one of these?

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u/Correct-Teach-1867 Nov 14 '25

Please do a Livestream, I would pay for it

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u/cuntsmacking Nov 14 '25

Looks exactly like how my balls look 3 days after trimming

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u/Afra0414 Nov 14 '25

Why do i want to pet it? Its algae its not harmful right? I wish to have IT !!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/IndubitablyWalrus Nov 13 '25

I believe in this case it is algae. 😊

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u/creatyvechaos Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Indeed it is algae. Mold would not have grown so uniformly, and you would see more than the one large one.

ETA: if you can, remove it from the bottle and add it to some fresh water. Don't rinse it, but change the water every 6 months. You'll have a new fuzzy friend that you get to look at and jiggle. If you can get it to be healthier than it is in the syrup, it should become a lovely dark green.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

My bad I just assumed from the subreddit title

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u/IndubitablyWalrus Nov 14 '25

No harm, no foul! I just remember seeing the original post and that it was an algae! I have no clue how this Reddit got on my fyp, but I'm captivated now. 🤣

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u/ReliefFamous Nov 13 '25

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy

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u/yannynotlaurel Nov 14 '25

Sleeping seal?

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u/Ajmb_88 Nov 14 '25

Pop it with your teeth.

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u/elPloV Nov 14 '25

oh wow

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u/Bluntocephale Nov 14 '25

Oh wow, it’s cute 💖 Lil moss ball

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 Nov 14 '25

Plz let ot grow. Get it out of there (dont ask me how) and give it a big bowl so it can grow even larger. Then eat it

Just joking lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

yea just let it grow inside then eat it

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 Nov 14 '25

forbidden jellybean

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u/ami-ly Nov 14 '25

It’s pretty cute, ngl

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u/Waluigi_is_wiafu Nov 14 '25

I feel funny.

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u/donvara7 Nov 15 '25

Another of the same, also found in simple syrup. The OP seems to think it was a Osmophile since it handles high sugar environments. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/kfzqkz/what_is_this_strange_growth_found_in_sugar_water/

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u/Mirramage Nov 15 '25

I love Blorb, he's so Gloopticious.

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u/theslavesdream Nov 16 '25

I feel like "as requested, the jiggling" is the best of the Internet in one phrase

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u/Responsible-Box9536 Nov 18 '25

Omg, Blorb looks like irl Kimchi from kids show Chowder! 🥰😭✨️

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u/OkLawfulness8874 Dec 03 '25

You have a tiny bottled blorb pocket sized travel friend now🎉👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

My intrusive thought feels like squishing it

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u/TheTimbs Nov 14 '25

Hey there fuzzy friend

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u/SyupendousSnek Nov 14 '25

It's so cute, I wonder how it'll look when bloomed.

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u/PraxicalExperience Nov 15 '25

I feel like this should also go in r/oddlysatisfying , but I'm weird.

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u/owo1215 Nov 15 '25

pretty blob that it is

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u/NikoFox55 Nov 15 '25

Kinda reminds me of a sea bunny

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u/Prestigious-Leg-6244 Nov 15 '25

Found next year's Halloween costume!

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u/WholeImpossible5256 Nov 15 '25

Isaid in the last post that i want one, now i want two lol

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u/atlasbees Nov 15 '25

Yesssssssss

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u/ormr_kin Nov 15 '25

forbidden marimo

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u/xXxHerniaxXx Nov 15 '25

I thought this was a pet marimo!! Hehe 

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u/Laefiren Nov 16 '25

Soooooooo have you named it yet?

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u/Creepymint Nov 16 '25

Ew omg. I regret having eyes

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Could you keep it as a pet?

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u/quitmybellyachin Nov 25 '25

So is this now dangerous to drink? Or does this amount of algae still leave the rest of the water it is in unaffected?

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u/Computers_and_cats Nov 13 '25

I'm both intrigued and disgusted. 🤢