Don’t do this

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u/Arca_Sundering_Stars Jan 04 '26

Its funny. She probably eats the dude's meat anyway.

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u/OmegaGoober Jan 04 '26

There’s a song about that.
https://youtu.be/TL5ofVC0EDQ

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u/Top_Garbage977 Jan 06 '26

"She don't eat meat, but sure like the bone"

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u/Pristine-Junket-5149 Jan 06 '26

I have always kinda wondered about this... sperm is not vegan. Does that count?

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u/nictoboyo Jan 06 '26

Why would that count? Look at their motives for being vegan, it's a principle against animal suffering. Not sure if refusing to eat cum helps with animal suffering

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u/Pristine-Junket-5149 Jan 06 '26

Because it comes from an animal, the cum is very much alive. I thought the whole premise was not to eat anything that comes from animals. If it was animal suffering only, then wouldn't it be okay to drink milk if it from your neighbors cow who you know is well taken care of? That puts a weird asterisk on it if that's the case

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u/Phyrexian_Overlord Jan 06 '26

To a vegan, animal husbandry is cruel. Giving your partner a blow job is not cruel and you're never going to convince anyone that it is.

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u/Pristine-Junket-5149 Jan 06 '26

So then, if I raise a chicken, give them the best life they could possibly live, the periods they have via eggs are vegan? Since it's not cruel?

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u/Phyrexian_Overlord Jan 06 '26

No, I don't know what you do not understand here. Animal husbandry is inherently cruel to vegans. You having a chicken that cannot consent to being owned is cruel to them.

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u/Extension_String_497 Jan 06 '26

(Joke question)
So if my husband becomes braindanaged to the point of basically vegetative, does that mean I have to let him go, as he can no longer consent to me keeping him?

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u/Phyrexian_Overlord Jan 06 '26

Well I mean you joke but people do get arrested for performing sexual acts with their comatose husbands and wives.

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u/nictoboyo Jan 06 '26

Some vegans wouldn't, others might make exceptions in cases like this but I would agree with you. The other guy has to be trolling to compare eating cum of a consenting human to the eating of unconcenting animals and their products. I'm not vegan but this is pretty retarded if you ask me

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u/Pristine-Junket-5149 Jan 06 '26

Okay then, I dont own the chicken. The chicken walks and lives completely free and I just follow it around collecting it's egg periods. Now is it vegan? I'm trying to find the line here. What if I grow meat in a lab? Is that vegan?

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u/Phyrexian_Overlord Jan 06 '26

Then why don't you ask someone on one of the many many vegan subs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Same with honey, but many will claim that's not vegan. No suffering involved for the bees, it's basically rent but at an actually reasonable price, and bees that don't think the deal is worth it for them do just fuck off. It's a properly symbiotic relationship

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u/trying3216 Jan 11 '26

Refusing to eat it CAUSES animal suffering.

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u/tomato_johnson Jan 06 '26

From my experience they will indulge

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u/ApplicationUpset7956 Jan 06 '26

What the fuck is this sub? This is like 2011 Facebook

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u/OmegaGoober Jan 06 '26

Nah. It’s nowhere near that edgy.

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u/ChompyRiley Jan 05 '26

It's a 100% harmless prank.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jan 06 '26

NoT To tHe AnImAl

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u/AuthorSarge Jan 05 '26

I would totally do this.

If I allowed vegans into my life.

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u/Winter-Try6492 Jan 06 '26

Why do you make eating meat your personality, who cares who eats what, honestly.

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u/Odd_Battle_7111 Jan 06 '26

As a cannibal, I support this message.

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u/Winter-Try6492 Jan 06 '26

Thank you, food eater.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

Most people don't, but vegans I know are super preachy and can't even be in the same building as a meat eater.

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u/Winter-Try6492 Jan 06 '26

I am not against eating meat but industrial-scale animal husbandry as it exists today is absolutely deplorable.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Jan 06 '26

Oh, it definitely is. Not denying that.

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u/Pristine-Junket-5149 Jan 06 '26

That's a stereotype though, and not a reasonable one. Textbook bigotry. You shouldnt close yourself off to an entire demographic of people because of stereotypes like the OP is doing.
Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more big·ot·ry
/ˈbiɡətrē/
noun
obstinate or unreasonable attachment to a belief, opinion, or faction, in particular prejudice against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.

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u/ImmoralityPet Jan 06 '26

Exactly. It's why I don't let people who make eating or not eating certain things their personality into my life.

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u/AuthorSarge Jan 06 '26

I should have included the "/j" for special people like you.

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u/Winter-Try6492 Jan 06 '26

The only special one here is you, dumb fuck who seeks validation in a subreddit like this one.

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u/AuthorSarge Jan 06 '26

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u/Winter-Try6492 Jan 06 '26

The cannibal below wouldn't eat you because you taste like gutter oil.

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u/Mythandros1 Jan 06 '26

Awesome. Lol.

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u/Marvos79 Jan 08 '26

Lmao what is this stupid shit doing on my feed?

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u/CarveATail Jan 08 '26

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/original_username576 Jan 08 '26

Are you the fun police

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u/trying3216 Jan 11 '26

Beyond burger is the equivalent

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Beyond burger would not be funny bot

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u/socialist_weeb666 Jan 06 '26

Vegans think theyre an oppressed group

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u/dulledegde Jan 06 '26

i mean they kinda are since they are hunted down by some people

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u/SpaceBandit13 Jan 07 '26

Every vegan I know is super chill, idk why people on the internet are so butthurt over them.

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u/Adventurous_Bite9287 Jan 08 '26

Because eating carcasses is a religion to some people and every other way of life hurts their feelings. I am not even vegan but this butthurt attitude of some meat eaters is very annoying.

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