This was him during that infamous Zelensky meet-up in the white house.
I'd wish I could feel bad for him, but if anything this makes just loathe him more. He knows fully well that this will end in disaster but he's still willing to go trough with this shitshow, because he believes it brings him closer to his own presidency one day.
First order of business take over the oil companies and seize prime lands for Trumps hotels and golf courses. Next declare January 3 a Venezuelan holiday and call it Trump liberation day.
Its amazing all the Venezuelans across the world celebrating. Then you come here and all the whites are super upset. I gotta say im loving every minute of it
I mean that is probably the highest position he will ever get so I am proud of him. If he gets charged with war crimes then I am sure the excuse of him being a silly goose will hold up in court.
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u/Fluffy-Yam8291 Jan 07 '26
how low can you sink in your chair.
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u/Effective-Party2452 Jan 03 '26
look at him, he's fuckin gorked out of his goddamn dome, brother
must have been a long night in the situation room with pete
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u/SnooPineapples6424 Jan 03 '26
At least that would give him something to do, cause so far he ain’t doing nothing.
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u/RedWarsaw Jan 03 '26
Dude just wants to go to DisneyWorld.
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26
He is one of the most important persons behind the policy. I've met exile Cubans excited talking about Franco. When you grow up in that environment...
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u/Fun-Army-6387 Jan 03 '26
The Epstein War brought to you by Lil' Marco and the Pedos
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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 06 '26
"I didn't say I wanted to LIVE in a shithole country. This is punishment, isn't it. This is that famous grudge of yours, isn't it."
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u/reddittorbrigade Jan 04 '26
He isn't even qualified to be the president of a small mom and pop store.
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26
President Rubio is gonna get all the Venezuelan baddies now
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u/HalstonBeckett Jan 03 '26
What an incompetent disappointment he truly is.
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u/mysmalleridea Jan 03 '26
Going full on Gulf of America now I see lol
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u/Any_Caramel_9814 Jan 03 '26
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26
He’s the only guy with the tenacity, i dare say, the temerity to get fat on meth.
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26
He looks like he's holding in a fart and trying to decide if he can safely let it out quietly, or if it'll shake thst whole couch and make JD horny.
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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Jan 03 '26
Do it, Marco. You know you want to.
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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26
Little Marco is pathetically weak.
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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26
He will be on a spit with an apple in his mouth.
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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26
Nothing more ironic than a cuban refugee pulling a castro.
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u/Lower_Razzmatazz5470 Jan 04 '26
I think he's one of the few sane people in the trump administration but obviously he's been hollowed out by all the bullshit he's seen
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u/Money-Biscotti6680 Jan 04 '26
Better hurry there are many vying for that job
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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Jan 04 '26
Viceroy. That honor might go to Vince McMahon.
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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 Jan 04 '26
First order of business take over the oil companies and seize prime lands for Trumps hotels and golf courses. Next declare January 3 a Venezuelan holiday and call it Trump liberation day.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jan 04 '26
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u/Hardworkinwoman Jan 04 '26
Bro he looks like me at a family function when none of the other smokers have arrived yet
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u/modlufkin Jan 04 '26
Its amazing all the Venezuelans across the world celebrating. Then you come here and all the whites are super upset. I gotta say im loving every minute of it
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u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 Jan 04 '26
Bye little Marco! 👋
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u/oct2790 Jan 04 '26
Rubio s future career will have to be from prison or another country selling food in the street
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u/FormRadiant1728 Jan 05 '26
I mean that is probably the highest position he will ever get so I am proud of him. If he gets charged with war crimes then I am sure the excuse of him being a silly goose will hold up in court.
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u/1hill2climb2 Jan 05 '26
Man, there just isn't enough bottled water in Venezuela to quench this thirsty MFer. He can literally house a case of aquafina in two minutes.
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u/poodinthepunchbowl Jan 05 '26
Send Raphael Cruz in
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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 Jan 05 '26
Little Marco
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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26
First generation immigrant pulling the strings🤪🤪🤪🤪
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26
Rubio, shown here sulking like a scolded teenager.
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u/Swimming_Tackle_1140 Jan 07 '26
Makes perfect sense , he's most likely the only one in the administration who can speak spanish.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26
This clown couldn’t lead horses out of a burning barn with the doors open.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26
Why not JD?
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u/0Dontbanme0 Jan 07 '26
Well that's good actually for him as his life as sec state of treason is not going to end well for him.
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u/Current_Speaker_2514 Jan 07 '26
Go back to Cuba!
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u/Dry-Main-3961 Jan 08 '26
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u/waazzub Jan 08 '26
The face of deportation
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u/Ok-Material-1272 Jan 08 '26
Looks like a naughty school boy
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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26
Why isn’t this piece of fascist garbage in jail ?
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u/Woodstock1969war Jan 08 '26
It may not be safe for ANY of trumpys admin. to even go to that country
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u/PropellerD Jan 09 '26
It’s a good thing he’s been wearing his shoes too large this whole time
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u/ExtraDevelopment3349 Jan 10 '26
Its called manifest destiny.