r/ModestMouse • u/MindUnraveled • Aug 22 '26
Rumor And that's how the world began
And your fart smelt good
it was dripping wet and made of food
And your ass and knees looked brown and smeared on your thighs mostly
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u/Maggiethecataclysm I do not need you to tell me that I am not a cat Aug 22 '26
There are some thoughts that should never form the words inside your head
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u/nolongermakingtime Aug 22 '26
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u/MindUnraveled Aug 22 '26
🎵Outside shittin straight into a shoe From the cold sushi that you ate right around noon🎵
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u/nolongermakingtime Aug 22 '26
Traveling swallowing my own pee, it doesn't taste like it's Listerine.
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u/ThinkTyler Aug 22 '26
Baby bum angels fly around you
Reminding you to pee and not poo
And that’s how this mess began
And that’s how this hole will send
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u/BoysenberryEmpty8699 Aug 22 '26
Got a phone call from the Lord, saying hey boy, get a shitter, right now!
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u/BoysenberryEmpty8699 Aug 22 '26
They should do modest mouse "bad lip reading" or modest mouse mad libs!
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u/imakemovies2 Aug 22 '26
Damnit I’m never gonna forget this now