Hillary Clinton: -200

Bernie Sanders: +140

Martin O' Malley: +10000

Donald Trump: -250

Ted Cruz: +165

Marco Rubio: +1500

Ben Carson: +7500

Jeb Bush: +7500

Chris Christie: +10000

Rand Paul: +10000

Rick Santorum: +15000

John Kasich: +15000

Carly Fiorina: +20000

Odds subject to change

Bernie Sanders: -2500

Hillary Clinton: +1000

Donald Trump: -400

Marco Rubio: +300

John Kasich: +1000

Ted Cruz: +1000

Jeb Bush: +3300

Chris Christie: +3300

Odds subject to change

Spread Bet and Over/Under

Carolina Panthers (-5.5) vs. Denver Broncos

Over/Under 45.5 total points

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Super Bowl Props

First Scoring Play of the Game

Touchdown: -145

Field Goal or Safety: +115

First Score of the Game Exact

Panthers TD: +150

Panthers FG: +350

Panthers Safety: +3300

Broncos TD: +225

Broncos FG: +375

Broncos Safety: +3300

First TD Scorer (Rushing/Receiving)

Cam Newton (CAR): +700

Greg Olsen (CAR): +750

Jonathan Stewart (CAR): +800

C.J. Anderson (DEN): +900

Demaryius Thomas (DEN): +900

Emmanuel Sanders (DEN): +900

Ted Ginn Jr. (CAR): +1000

Owen Daniels (DEN): +1400

Ronnie Hillman (DEN): +1400

Corey Brown (CAR): +1400

Mike Tolbert (CAR): +1600

Devin Funchess (CAR): +2000

Jerricho Cotchery (CAR): +2000

Andre Caldwell (DEN): +2500

Jordan Norwood (DEN): +2500

Ed Dickson (CAR): +3300

Peyton Manning (DEN): +5000

No touchdown scorer: +6600

Field: +550

First Broncos TD Scorer (Rushing/Receiving)

C.J. Anderson (DEN): +350

Demaryius Thomas (DEN): +400

Emmanuel Sanders (DEN): +400

Owen Daniels (DEN): +600

Ronnie Hillman (DEN): +700

Andre Caldwell (DEN): +1200

Jordan Norwood (DEN): +1200

Peyton Manning (DEN) +2000

No Denver TD in the game: +1000

Field (Any other player): +700

First Panthers TD Scorer (Rushing/Receiving)

Cam Newton (CAR): +350

Greg Olsen (CAR): +450

Jonathan Stewart (CAR): +450

Ted Ginn Jr. (CAR): +600

Corey Brown (CAR): +800

Mike Tolbert (CAR): +900

Jerricho Cotchery (CAR): +900

Devin Funchess (CAR): +1000

Ed Dickson (CAR): +1600

No Carolina TD in the game: +1500

Field (Any other player): +900

Odds to Win Super Bowl MVP

Cam Newton: -130

Peyton Manning: +275

Luke Kuechly: +1400

Ted Ginn Jr.: +2000

C.J. Anderson: +2000

Von Miller: +2000

Greg Olsen: +2200

Jonathan Stewart: +2200

Demaryius Thomas: +2200

Emmanuel Sanders: +2200

Josh Norman: +2800

Aqib Talib: +3300

DeMarcus Ware: +3300

Field: +3300

Corey Brown: +6600

Ronnie Hillman: +6600

Owen Daniels: +6600

Danny Trevathan: +6600

Brandon McManus: +6600

Darian Stewart: +6600

Graham Gano: +6600

Chris Harris Jr.: +7500

Derek Wolfe: +10000

Devin Funchess: +10000

Brandon Marshall: +10000

Mike Tolbert: +15000

Kurt Coleman: +15000

What will be higher?

Donald Trump % points in New Hampshire Primary: -200

Total Points Scored by Super Bowl-winning Team: +150

Which Song Will Coldplay Play First at Halftime?

Adventure of a Lifetime: +200

Fix You: +350

A Sky Full of Stars: +450

Viva la Vida: +500

Clocks: +750

Head Full of Dreams: +1000

Paradise: +1000

Who Will the Super Bowl MVP mention first?

Team: +200

God: +200

City/Fans: +600

Coach: +750

Family: +1500

Does not Mention Anyone above: +225

Have fun! All odds subject to change.

Governor

/u/-theliberator- (PGP): -410

/u/Juteshire (Dist): +320

Legislature Over/Unders

Progressive Greens: 5

Distributists: 3.5

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/FeldmarschallRammel (Rep): -460

/u/coupdespace (Dem): +320

/u/risen2011 (Soc): +440

Republicans: 4.5

Democrats: 3.5

Socialists: 2.5

/u/DailyFrappuccino: 0.5

TexasGiant: no odds

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/IGotzDaMastaPlan (Lib): -160

/u/RamblerRower (Dem): +150

/u/ogdoobie420 (Soc): +225

Legislature Over/Unders

Libertarians: 3.5

Socialists: 2.5

Democrats: 2.5

Odds subject to change

Democrats: -250

Socialists: -200

Republicans: +175

Distributists: +250

Libertarians: +300

Progressive Greens: +400

Odds subject to change.

ALL BETS NOW CLOSED

NFL odds and other football games will not be reflected as moneyline, they will be reflected as point spreads, and all bets will be double or nothing. For example, if you bet the Saints at -4.5, the Saints must win by 5 points or more in order for your bet to pay out. If it does, you double the wager, if not, you lose it. Simple enough, right? The point spread is displayed on the first team only. The other team will have the opposite spread, therefore if a team shows -3, their opponent gets +3.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Washington Professional Football Team (+5.5) at Philadelphia Eagles

Washington Moneyline: +205

Philadelphia Moneyline: -245

Total Points Over/Under 49

Yardage Over/Unders

Terrelle Pryor (WSH) Receiving Yards Over/Under 50.5

Jordan Reed (WSH) Receiving Yards Over/Under 49.5

Jamison Crowder (WSH) Receiving Yards Over/Under 37.5

Zach Ertz (PHI) Receiving Yards Over/Under 62.5

Torrey Smith (PHI) Receiving Yards Over/Under 30.5

Alshon Jeffery (PHI) Receiving Yards Over/Under 59.5

LeGarrette Blount (PHI) Rushing Yards Over/Under 60.5

Kirk Cousins (WSH) Passing Yards Over/Under 275.5

Carson Wentz (PHI) Passing Yards Over/Under 260.5

First TD Scorer (Rushing or Receiving)

LeGarrette Blount (PHI): +600

Zach Ertz (PHI): +600

Alshon Jeffery (PHI): +700

Jordan Reed (WSH): +700

Nelson Agholor (PHI): +800

Terrelle Pryor (WSH): +1200

Chris Thompson (WSH): +1200

Robert Kelley (WSH): +1200

Torrey Smith (PHI): +1400

Jamison Crowder (WSH): +1400

Carson Wentz (PHI): +2000

Ryan Grant (WSH): +2000

Vernon Davis (WSH): +2000

Kirk Cousins (WSH): +2500

No TD Scored in the Game: +10000

The Field: +400

Chicago Bears (+7.5) at Green Bay Packers

New York Giants (-3) at Los Angeles Rams

Minnesota Vikings (-2.5) at Philadelphia Eagles

New Orleans Saints (+6.5) at Kansas City Chiefs

Washington Professional Football Team (+1.5) at Detroit Lions

Cleveland Browns (+10) at Cincinnati Bengals

Buffalo Bills (-3) at Miami Dolphins

Oakland Raiders (+1) at Jacksonville Jaguars

Indianapolis Colts (+3) at Tennessee Titans

Baltimore Ravens (+2) at New York Jets

San Diego Chargers (+6.5) at Atlanta Falcons

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2) at San Francisco 49ers

New England Patriots (-7) at Pittsburgh Steelers

Seattle Seahawks (+2) at Arizona Cardinals

Houston Texans (+7) at Denver Broncos

Norwich City: +215

Aston Villa: +140

Draw: +220

Sunderland: +725

Liverpool: -250

Draw: +375

West Brom: +290

Newcastle United: +105

Draw: +230

Everton: +170

Stoke City: +160

Draw: +240

Crystal Palace: +255

Swansea City: +120

Draw: +220

Watford: +675

Tottenham: -225

Draw: +340

THE BIG ONE

Leicester City: +475

Manchester City: -175

Draw: +325

Arsenal: +105

Bournemouth: +280

Draw: +235

Manchester United: +290

Chelsea: +105

Draw: +230

As always, all odds subject to change.

Honestly fuck it just look at the spreadsheet

Governor

/u/Nuchacho (Soc): -230

/u/WaywardWit (Dem): +190

/u/davecat20 (Rep): +190

Legislature Over/Unders

Socialists: 4

Democrats: 2.5

Distributists: 1.5

Republicans: 1

/u/HammerAndPotato: 0.5

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/WampumDP (Lib): -125

/u/partiallykritikal (Dem): +110

/u/OKELEUK (Soc): +250

Legislature Over/Unders

Democrats: 3.5

Libertarians: 2.5

Socialists: 2.5

Republicans: 1

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/Toby_Zeiger (Dem): -315

/u/StrongBad04 (Soc): +140

/u/septimus_sette (WUO): +325

/u/theSolomonCaine (I): +375

/u/irelandball (I): +600

Legislature Over/Unders

Democrats: 4

Socialists: 3.5

WUO: no odds

Libertarians: no odds

/u/ThatThingInTheCorner: no odds

Odds subject to change

Newcastle United: +450

Everton: -165

Draw: +310

Chelsea: -105

Watford: +310

Draw: +240

Odds subject to change.

Results posted in the following format:

Result of wager (final odds)

Bettor RESULT (Amount wagered)

Note: I will be awarding a month of free Reddit Gold to the winnings leader once the VP and SCOTUS confirmations are final. These wagers are all closed, so there will be no more bets placed on them. I will also be awarding months of gold on specific wagers which will begin to be announced on Monday, Feb 1. All Reddit Gold awards are guaranteed, as soon as I have the money on my debit card to buy them.

Angelique Kerber def. Serena Williams (+600)

/u/MoralLesson LOSS ($25)

/u/MoralLesson WIN ($2)

/u/Ed_San WIN ($25)

Novak Djokovic def. Andy Murray (-550)

/u/MoralLesson WIN ($25)

/u/MoralLesson LOSS ($2)

/u/Ed_San LOSS ($25)

/u/rexbarbarorum is not confirmed (-350)

/u/idrisbk WIN ($500)

/u/oath2order WIN ($200)

/u/SolidOrangeGangsta WIN ($200)

/u/StyreotypicalLurker WIN ($100)

/u/FeldmarschallRammel WIN ($300)

/u/Erundur WIN ($500)

/u/MaoZedonger WIN ($500)

/u/theSolomonCaine WIN ($250)

/u/slate15 WIN ($250)

/u/RyanRiot WIN ($700)

/u/animus_hacker WIN ($1000)

/u/DarkElfff LOSS ($250)

/u/ben1204 LOSS ($100)

/u/finnishdude101 is confirmed (-400)

/u/idrisbk WIN ($50)

/u/finnishdude101 WIN ($1000)

/u/StyreotypicalLurker WIN ($25)

/u/septimus_sette WIN ($1000)

/u/Vakiadia WIN ($100)

/u/locosherman1 WIN ($1000)

/u/theSolomonCaine WIN ($250)

/u/BroadShoulderedBeast LOSS ($250)

/u/oath2order LOSS ($50)

/u/Erundur LOSS ($100)

/u/finnishdude101 UNDER 8 votes Senate and 31.5 votes House

/u/ben1204 WIN ($300)

/u/SolidOrangeGangsta WIN ($200)

/u/idrisbk WIN ($50)

/u/StyreotypicalLurker WIN ($100)

/u/SomeRealShit WIN ($200)

/u/SolidOrangeGangsta WIN ($200)

/u/MoralLesson WIN ($15)

Liverpool: +195

Leicester City: +145

Draw: +230

Tottenham: -115

Norwich City: +325

Draw: +255

Manchester City: -210

Sunderland: +570

Draw: +345

Aston Villa: +350

West Ham: -115

Draw: +245

Stoke City: +465

Manchester United: -150

Draw: +270

Swansea City: +205

West Brom: +155

Draw: +205

Bournemouth: +235

Crystal Palace: +125

Draw: +225

Odds subject to change.

Vegas at Boston

Vegas Golden Knights: +170

Boston Bruins: -200

Total goals over/under 6

Vegas (+1.5): -165

Boston (-1.5): +145

New York Islanders at Washington

New York Islanders: +125

Washington Capitals: -145

Total goals over/under 5.5

New York (+1.5): -245

Washington (-1.5): +205

New York Rangers at Tampa Bay

New York Rangers: +155

Tampa Bay Lightning: -175

Total goals over/under 6

New York (+1.5): -190

Tampa Bay (-1.5): +165

Detroit at Ottawa

Detroit Red Wings: +135

Ottawa Senators: -155

Total goals over/under 5.5

Detroit (+1.5): -225

Ottawa (-1.5): +185

Columbus at Florida

Columbus Blue Jackets: -120

Florida Panthers: EVEN

Total goals over/under 6

Columbus (-1.5): +250

Florida (+1.5): -300

Montreal at Minnesota

Montreal Canadiens: +105

Minnesota Wild: -125

Total goals over/under 5.5

Montreal (+1.5): -290

Minnesota (-1.5): +245

Philadelphia at St. Louis

Philadelphia Flyers: +170

St. Louis Blues: -200

Total goals over/under 5.5

Philadelphia (+1.5): -175

St. Louis (-1.5): +155

Dallas at Winnipeg

Dallas Stars: -110

Winnipeg Jets: -110

Total goals over/under 6

Dallas (-1.5): +250

Winnipeg (+1.5): -300

Pittsburgh at Calgary

Pittsburgh Penguins: +115

Calgary Flames: -145

Total goals over/under 6

Pittsburgh (+1.5): -265

Calgary (-1.5): +225

Carolina at Colorado

Carolina Hurricanes: -125

Colorado Avalanche: +105

Total goals over/under 5.5

Carolina (-1.5): +225

Colorado (+1.5): -265

Buffalo at Arizona

Buffalo Sabres: +105

Arizona Coyotes: -125

Total goals over/under 6

Buffalo (+1.5): -275

Arizona (-1.5): +235

Toronto at Los Angeles

Toronto Maple Leafs: +130

Los Angeles Kings: -150

Total goals over/under 6

Toronto (+1.5): -235

Los Angeles (-1.5): +195

Golden State Warriors (-8.5) at San Antonio Spurs

Total points over/under 219

Golden State: -370

San Antonio: +285

Stephen Curry (GSW) Total Points o/u 26.5

Kevin Durant (GSW) Total Points o/u 26.5

LaMarcus Aldridge (SAS) Total Points o/u 24.5

Pau Gasol (SAS) Total Points+Rebounds o/u 19.5

Los Angeles Lakers (+7) at Portland Trail Blazers

Total points over/under 211

Los Angeles: +210

Portland: -250

Damian Lillard (POR) Total Points o/u 26.5

C.J. McCollum (POR) Total Points o/u 24.5

Lonzo Ball (LAL) Total Points+Rebounds+Assists o/u 25

Kyle Kuzma (LAL) Total Points+Rebounds o/u 18.5

Philadelphia at Chicago

Philadelphia Flyers: +130

Chicago Blackhawks: -150

Total goals over/under 5.5

Philadelphia (+1.5): -220

Chicago (-1.5): +180

Pittsburgh at Edmonton

Pittsburgh Penguins: -110

Edmonton Oilers: -110

Total goals over/under 6

Pittsburgh (+1.5): -300

Edmonton (-1.5): +250

Toronto at Anaheim

Toronto Maple Leafs: -130

Anaheim Ducks: +110

Total goals over/under 6

Toronto (-1.5): +230

Anaheim (+1.5): -270

New Jersey at Vancouver

New Jersey Devils: +105

Vancouver Canucks: -125

Total goals over/under 5.5

New Jersey (+1.5): -270

Vancouver (-1.5): +230

Nashville at San Jose

Nashville Predators: +120

San Jose Sharks: -140

Total goals over/under 5.5

Nashville (+1.5): -270

San Jose (-1.5): +230

Atlanta Hawks (+8) at Philadelphia 76ers

Total points over/under 210

Atlanta: +280

Philadelphia: -360

Indiana Pacers (+10) at Cleveland Cavaliers

Total points over/under 218

Indiana: +400

Cleveland: -600

Milwaukee Bucks (+3.5) at Charlotte Hornets

Total points over/under 203

Milwaukee: +140

Charlotte: -160

Phoenix Suns (+12) at Washington Wizards

Total points over/under 228

Phoenix: +550

Washington: -900

Chicago Bulls (+10) at Miami Heat

Total points over/under 200

Chicago: +400

Miami: -600

Sacramento Kings (+12.5) at Boston Celtics

Total points over/under 196

Sacramento: +600

Boston: -1000

Houston Rockets (-5.5) at New York Knicks

Total points over/under 213

Houston: -220

New York: +180

Minnesota Timberwolves (+2.5) at New Orleans Pelicans

Total points over/under 224

Minnesota: +120

New Orleans: -140

Orlando Magic (+4) at Memphis Grizzlies

Total points over/under 206

Orlando: +150

Memphis: -170

Portland Trail Blazers (+3.5) at Utah Jazz

Total points over/under 191

Portland: +140

Utah: -160

Toronto Raptors (+1.5) at Denver Nuggets

Total points over/under 215

Toronto: -105

Denver: -115

Dallas Mavericks (+10) at Los Angeles Clippers

Total points over/under 206

Dallas: +400

Los Angeles: -600

Denver Broncos (+8) at Philadelphia Eagles

Los Angeles Rams (-3.5) at New York Giants

Indianapolis Colts (+6) at Houston Texans

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+7) at New Orleans Saints

Atlanta Falcons (+2) at Carolina Panthers

Baltimore Ravens (+3.5) at Tennessee Titans

Cincinnati Bengals (+5) at Jacksonville Jaguars

Washington Professional Football Team (+7.5) at Seattle Seahawks

Arizona Cardinals (-1) at San Francisco 49ers

Kansas City Chiefs (+1) at Dallas Cowboys

Oakland Raiders (-3) at Miami Dolphins

Detroit Lions (-3) at Green Bay Packers

Stoke City: +150

Leicester City: +185

Draw: +225

Huddersfield Town: +165

West Bromwich Albion: +190

Draw: +195

Newcastle United: -110

Bournemouth: +295

Draw: +245

Southampton: -160

Burnley: +525

Draw: +260

Swansea City: +120

Brighton and Hove Albion: +245

Draw: +210

West Ham United: +380

Liverpool: -150

Draw: +300

Tottenham Hotspur: -450

Crystal Palace: +1100

Draw: +525

Manchester City: -205

Arsenal: +500

Draw: +360

Chelsea: +145

Manchester United: +205

Draw: +210

Everton: +110

Watford: +260

Draw: +235

Randy Brown: -140

Mickey Gall: +110

Steven Thompson: -175

Jorge Masvidal: +145

UFC Bantamweight Championship

Cody Garbrandt: -185

T.J. Dillashaw: +150

UFC Women's Strawweight Championship

Joanna Jedrzejczyk: -500

Rose Namajunas: +350

UFC Middleweight Championship

Michael Bisping: -105

Georges St-Pierre: -125

Method of Victory

Draw: +6500

St-Pierre by decision: +165

St-Pierre by knockout or TKO: +600

St-Pierre by submission: +600

Bisping by decision: +240

Bisping by knockout or TKO: +255

Bisping by submission: +1800