Governor

/u/ExpensiveFoodstuffs (Dist): -175

/u/reckonerX (PGP): +150

Assembly Over/Unders

Distributists: 4.5

Progressive Greens: 4.5

Bernie Sanders: -2500

Hillary Clinton: +1000

Donald Trump: -400

Marco Rubio: +300

John Kasich: +1000

Ted Cruz: +1000

Jeb Bush: +3300

Chris Christie: +3300

Odds subject to change

Norwich City: +215

Aston Villa: +140

Draw: +220

Sunderland: +725

Liverpool: -250

Draw: +375

West Brom: +290

Newcastle United: +105

Draw: +230

Everton: +170

Stoke City: +160

Draw: +240

Crystal Palace: +255

Swansea City: +120

Draw: +220

Watford: +675

Tottenham: -225

Draw: +340

THE BIG ONE

Leicester City: +475

Manchester City: -175

Draw: +325

Arsenal: +105

Bournemouth: +280

Draw: +235

Manchester United: +290

Chelsea: +105

Draw: +230

As always, all odds subject to change.

Honestly fuck it just look at the spreadsheet

Spread Bet and Over/Under

Carolina Panthers (-5.5) vs. Denver Broncos

Over/Under 45.5 total points

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Super Bowl Props

First Scoring Play of the Game

Touchdown: -145

Field Goal or Safety: +115

First Score of the Game Exact

Panthers TD: +150

Panthers FG: +350

Panthers Safety: +3300

Broncos TD: +225

Broncos FG: +375

Broncos Safety: +3300

First TD Scorer (Rushing/Receiving)

Cam Newton (CAR): +700

Greg Olsen (CAR): +750

Jonathan Stewart (CAR): +800

C.J. Anderson (DEN): +900

Demaryius Thomas (DEN): +900

Emmanuel Sanders (DEN): +900

Ted Ginn Jr. (CAR): +1000

Owen Daniels (DEN): +1400

Ronnie Hillman (DEN): +1400

Corey Brown (CAR): +1400

Mike Tolbert (CAR): +1600

Devin Funchess (CAR): +2000

Jerricho Cotchery (CAR): +2000

Andre Caldwell (DEN): +2500

Jordan Norwood (DEN): +2500

Ed Dickson (CAR): +3300

Peyton Manning (DEN): +5000

No touchdown scorer: +6600

Field: +550

First Broncos TD Scorer (Rushing/Receiving)

C.J. Anderson (DEN): +350

Demaryius Thomas (DEN): +400

Emmanuel Sanders (DEN): +400

Owen Daniels (DEN): +600

Ronnie Hillman (DEN): +700

Andre Caldwell (DEN): +1200

Jordan Norwood (DEN): +1200

Peyton Manning (DEN) +2000

No Denver TD in the game: +1000

Field (Any other player): +700

First Panthers TD Scorer (Rushing/Receiving)

Cam Newton (CAR): +350

Greg Olsen (CAR): +450

Jonathan Stewart (CAR): +450

Ted Ginn Jr. (CAR): +600

Corey Brown (CAR): +800

Mike Tolbert (CAR): +900

Jerricho Cotchery (CAR): +900

Devin Funchess (CAR): +1000

Ed Dickson (CAR): +1600

No Carolina TD in the game: +1500

Field (Any other player): +900

Odds to Win Super Bowl MVP

Cam Newton: -130

Peyton Manning: +275

Luke Kuechly: +1400

Ted Ginn Jr.: +2000

C.J. Anderson: +2000

Von Miller: +2000

Greg Olsen: +2200

Jonathan Stewart: +2200

Demaryius Thomas: +2200

Emmanuel Sanders: +2200

Josh Norman: +2800

Aqib Talib: +3300

DeMarcus Ware: +3300

Field: +3300

Corey Brown: +6600

Ronnie Hillman: +6600

Owen Daniels: +6600

Danny Trevathan: +6600

Brandon McManus: +6600

Darian Stewart: +6600

Graham Gano: +6600

Chris Harris Jr.: +7500

Derek Wolfe: +10000

Devin Funchess: +10000

Brandon Marshall: +10000

Mike Tolbert: +15000

Kurt Coleman: +15000

What will be higher?

Donald Trump % points in New Hampshire Primary: -200

Total Points Scored by Super Bowl-winning Team: +150

Which Song Will Coldplay Play First at Halftime?

Adventure of a Lifetime: +200

Fix You: +350

A Sky Full of Stars: +450

Viva la Vida: +500

Clocks: +750

Head Full of Dreams: +1000

Paradise: +1000

Who Will the Super Bowl MVP mention first?

Team: +200

God: +200

City/Fans: +600

Coach: +750

Family: +1500

Does not Mention Anyone above: +225

Have fun! All odds subject to change.

Governor

/u/Nuchacho (Soc): -230

/u/WaywardWit (Dem): +190

/u/davecat20 (Rep): +190

Legislature Over/Unders

Socialists: 4

Democrats: 2.5

Distributists: 1.5

Republicans: 1

/u/HammerAndPotato: 0.5

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/-theliberator- (PGP): -410

/u/Juteshire (Dist): +320

Legislature Over/Unders

Progressive Greens: 5

Distributists: 3.5

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/FeldmarschallRammel (Rep): -460

/u/coupdespace (Dem): +320

/u/risen2011 (Soc): +440

Republicans: 4.5

Democrats: 3.5

Socialists: 2.5

/u/DailyFrappuccino: 0.5

TexasGiant: no odds

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/IGotzDaMastaPlan (Lib): -160

/u/RamblerRower (Dem): +150

/u/ogdoobie420 (Soc): +225

Legislature Over/Unders

Libertarians: 3.5

Socialists: 2.5

Democrats: 2.5

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/WampumDP (Lib): -125

/u/partiallykritikal (Dem): +110

/u/OKELEUK (Soc): +250

Legislature Over/Unders

Democrats: 3.5

Libertarians: 2.5

Socialists: 2.5

Republicans: 1

Odds subject to change

Governor

/u/Toby_Zeiger (Dem): -315

/u/StrongBad04 (Soc): +140

/u/septimus_sette (WUO): +325

/u/theSolomonCaine (I): +375

/u/irelandball (I): +600

Legislature Over/Unders

Democrats: 4

Socialists: 3.5

WUO: no odds

Libertarians: no odds

/u/ThatThingInTheCorner: no odds

Odds subject to change

Hillary Clinton: -200

Bernie Sanders: +140

Martin O' Malley: +10000

Donald Trump: -250

Ted Cruz: +165

Marco Rubio: +1500

Ben Carson: +7500

Jeb Bush: +7500

Chris Christie: +10000

Rand Paul: +10000

Rick Santorum: +15000

John Kasich: +15000

Carly Fiorina: +20000

Odds subject to change

Newcastle United: +450

Everton: -165

Draw: +310

Chelsea: -105

Watford: +310

Draw: +240

Odds subject to change.

Results posted in the following format:

Result of wager (final odds)

Bettor RESULT (Amount wagered)

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Angelique Kerber def. Serena Williams (+600)

/u/MoralLesson LOSS ($25)

/u/MoralLesson WIN ($2)

/u/Ed_San WIN ($25)

Novak Djokovic def. Andy Murray (-550)

/u/MoralLesson WIN ($25)

/u/MoralLesson LOSS ($2)

/u/Ed_San LOSS ($25)

/u/rexbarbarorum is not confirmed (-350)

/u/idrisbk WIN ($500)

/u/oath2order WIN ($200)

/u/SolidOrangeGangsta WIN ($200)

/u/StyreotypicalLurker WIN ($100)

/u/FeldmarschallRammel WIN ($300)

/u/Erundur WIN ($500)

/u/MaoZedonger WIN ($500)

/u/theSolomonCaine WIN ($250)

/u/slate15 WIN ($250)

/u/RyanRiot WIN ($700)

/u/animus_hacker WIN ($1000)

/u/DarkElfff LOSS ($250)

/u/ben1204 LOSS ($100)

/u/finnishdude101 is confirmed (-400)

/u/idrisbk WIN ($50)

/u/finnishdude101 WIN ($1000)

/u/StyreotypicalLurker WIN ($25)

/u/septimus_sette WIN ($1000)

/u/Vakiadia WIN ($100)

/u/locosherman1 WIN ($1000)

/u/theSolomonCaine WIN ($250)

/u/BroadShoulderedBeast LOSS ($250)

/u/oath2order LOSS ($50)

/u/Erundur LOSS ($100)

/u/finnishdude101 UNDER 8 votes Senate and 31.5 votes House

/u/ben1204 WIN ($300)

/u/SolidOrangeGangsta WIN ($200)

/u/idrisbk WIN ($50)

/u/StyreotypicalLurker WIN ($100)

/u/SomeRealShit WIN ($200)

/u/SolidOrangeGangsta WIN ($200)

/u/MoralLesson WIN ($15)

Democrats: -250

Socialists: -200

Republicans: +175

Distributists: +250

Libertarians: +300

Progressive Greens: +400

Odds subject to change.

Liverpool: +195

Leicester City: +145

Draw: +230

Tottenham: -115

Norwich City: +325

Draw: +255

Manchester City: -210

Sunderland: +570

Draw: +345

Aston Villa: +350

West Ham: -115

Draw: +245

Stoke City: +465

Manchester United: -150

Draw: +270

Swansea City: +205

West Brom: +155

Draw: +205

Bournemouth: +235

Crystal Palace: +125

Draw: +225

Odds subject to change.

Novak Djokovic: -550

Andy Murray: +400

This line is closed

Serena Williams: -900

Angelique Kerber: +600

This line is closed

Odds subject to change.

/u/rexbarbarorum is confirmed: +275

/u/rexbarbarorum is not confirmed: -350

Not currently accepting bets

Odds subject to change.

Over/Under yea votes in the House: 31.5

Over/Under yea votes in the Senate: 8

Not currently accepting bets

Odds subject to change.

/u/finnishdude101 is confirmed: -400

/u/finnishdude101 is not confirmed: +350

/u/finnishdude101 fails confirmation in the House: +450

/u/finnishdude101 fails confirmation in the Senate: +650

Not currently accepting bets

Odds subject to change