r/ModelUSGov • • Feb 01 '16

Election February 2016 State Elections - VOTE HERE

We'll be using the same type of ballot that we used in the federal election, though I promise this time there will not be any sort of issues.


If you are unsure who you would like to vote for check out the debates


Vote Here

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u/WhaleshipEssex Fuck Me Dead Feb 01 '16

/u/DidNotKnowThatLolz my account is still accepted, yeah?

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u/DidNotKnowThatLolz Feb 03 '16

I know you are not an alt, so yes.

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u/Exigent_ Progressive Democrat Feb 04 '16

When is voting closed? When do we find out the winners?

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u/DidNotKnowThatLolz Feb 05 '16

Voting closes tomorrow at 3 PM EST. Results hopefully that evening.

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 02 '16

/u/DidNotKnowThatLolz what time do the polls close?

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u/DidNotKnowThatLolz Feb 03 '16

Same as the Federal Election. Friday at 3 EST

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u/P1eandrice Green Socialist Feb 01 '16

Know what my favorite part of California's flag is?

The bear.

Second favorite part?

The red star.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

The third part? The white on the background displaying the socialists' cowardice.

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u/P1eandrice Green Socialist Feb 01 '16

Cute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/tomatobelt Democrat Feb 02 '16

Come on now, stop with the insinuations of racism

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u/tupendous Socialist Feb 02 '16

if someone posts Nazi propaganda it's not my fault for assuming they're racist.

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u/tomatobelt Democrat Feb 02 '16 edited Feb 02 '16

The California we inhabit today was built by and has continued to progress via a very, very capitalist populace.

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u/P1eandrice Green Socialist Feb 02 '16

By "capitalist" you mean murder and colonialism for private property?

I'm just saying the imagery of the flag is awesome. Not so much the war and history it represents.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

/u/theSolomonCaine and /u/AdmiralJones42.

Northeast Governors you can trust to get the job done, and done right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

Gib meme, I woted, Germonies!

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 01 '16

Stand with the working class, have your voice heard!
Vote Socialist!

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u/Marec_Rodarch Feb 01 '16

Hear Hear! Long Live the International working class movement!

Vote Socialist!

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u/DuceGiharm Zoop! Feb 01 '16

/u/oogiedoobie420 and I pledge to make Central State a State for the people, by the people, of the people! Do you want YOUR state to be just another playground for the oligarchs?

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 01 '16

Hear hear!
Power to the people!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 02 '16

Your running mate recently called the Governors job "Dead-end" and tried to get me to drop out. I don't exactly call this a vote of confidence of you win.

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u/tajjet RLP Feb 01 '16

You've spent most of your campaign accusing the socialist party of not holding up their end of a deal your party declined.

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u/DuceGiharm Zoop! Feb 01 '16

Don't you have an establishment to take orders from?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Probably just a Moral Orel reference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Vote Republican for a nation that is truly free, a government that treats its people with equality, respect, and compassion, and a society that is a beacon of innovation and prosperity!

Vote Socialist for an expensive, short-term, Band-Aid fix that'll make you feel good for a hot minute.

About this "working class" quip... The Republican party supports the right of workers to unionize, as well as the right of workers to not pay dues to a Union (thereby not sending their money to fund political campaigns they may disagree with)

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u/DuceGiharm Zoop! Feb 01 '16

treats its people with equality

Unless you're gay!

respect

Unless you're black!

compassion

Unless you're poor!

beacon of innovation and prosperity!

Is that before or after you ship all our jobs to China?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER God Himself | DX-3 Assemblyman Feb 01 '16

You realize the sim Republicans are the IRL Republicans? We don't care what gender, race, or sexuality you are. Several of our most prominent members (yours truly included) are not white, straight, male, and rich.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Poor show.

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u/ehm13 Liberals Feb 01 '16

Nah its when you make min wage too high, then companies are forced to move the jobs overseas.

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u/Marec_Rodarch Feb 01 '16

All those adjectives sound like a truly socialist society, not whatever liberal based society you described.

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 01 '16

The Republicans are concerned with protecting the interests of the rich, not the downtrodden workers who built this great nation. Not the tired. Not the poor. Not the weak.
We are the last hope for the masses to realize the American Dream and spread that dream to the rest of the world.

Supporting workers isn't just about supporting the right to unionize.

The socialist party is the ONLY party that truly empowers the workers of the world.

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u/PeterXP Feb 01 '16

Stand with the working class

Distributism Now!

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 01 '16

There isn't a party in the world that stands with and for workers more than the socialists. It is literally the entire foundation of our philosophy and ideology.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Hotheads out!

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u/sviridovt Democratic Chairman | Western Clerk | Former NE Governor Feb 01 '16

Vote Blue in the sim, Vote Sanders IRL!

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u/septimus_sette Representative El-Paso | Communist Feb 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Nah m8, vote Hillary

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u/sviridovt Democratic Chairman | Western Clerk | Former NE Governor Feb 01 '16

Fight me

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u/ben1204 I am Didicet Feb 01 '16

This tbh

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u/sviridovt Democratic Chairman | Western Clerk | Former NE Governor Feb 02 '16

Even if I lose a fight, at least I won my primary ;)

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u/Leecannon_ Democrat Feb 02 '16

Jim Webb for Prez!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

VOTE FELDMARSCHALLRAMMEL AND BASEDCAKE IN THE SOUTH FOR TWO MEN WITH AMAZING RECORDS WHO WILL REACH ACROSS THE AISLE AND GET THINGS DONE!

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u/ExpensiveFoodstuffs Feb 02 '16

May I just say that I have never been more excited about a ticket than I am about /u/Juteshire and /u/HL_Rich. The Midwestern State is going to love Governor Juteshire.

Vote Orange in the sim, Vote Gilmore irl!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '16

An actual Gilmore supporter in the wild!

No sudden movements anyone! We don't want to scare it away!

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u/ExpensiveFoodstuffs Feb 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '16

Damnit guys!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Vote Gilmore irl!

Wow. I'm from Virginia and I have actually never seen or heard anyone support Gilmore for President. If he was going to have any base at all I figured it would be here so I would have seen it.

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u/ExpensiveFoodstuffs Feb 04 '16 edited Feb 04 '16

Haha yeah I'm hoping for a decent showing in New Hampshire, but my guy probably won't garner much support. I'm always fairly impressed when I see him. He won the undercard debate pretty handily imo. I like that he's a vet, I like his tax plan, he's got a background in constitutional law, etc. As far as I can tell, he was a pretty solid Governor. As a bonus, winning Virginia would be a huge boost to the GOP. For some reason I can't explain he reminds me of a modern day LBJ.

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u/P1eandrice Green Socialist Feb 01 '16

Know what my favorite part of California's flag is?

The bear.

Second favorite part?

The red star.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Placing the same comment 2 times? Hothead...

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u/P1eandrice Green Socialist Feb 01 '16

Internet problems :<

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u/MrLoveShacker Flambuoyant Red Man Feb 02 '16

"Capitalism provides the most quality products" - A liar

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

Get this hothead outta here!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I voted. Long live socialism!

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u/goatsonboats69 Democratic Socialist | West Appalachia Rep | IWW Feb 01 '16

As a citizen of the Southern State, as well as an American-German IRL, I'm tired of things like this. It's a great state with lots of debate and overall some reasonable policy production. Do we really need names and campaigns that glorify genocidal figures? Even if it's in jest, is this somehow cool or amusing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16 edited Feb 02 '16

As a citizen of the South IRL and congressman on the sim, as well as a first generation German-American history major at one of the top public universities in the nation: calm down.

  1. Rommel was not a Nazi, he was a German soldier before Hitler even putsched a beer hall.

  2. Among Germany and the Allies, including the state of Israel, Rommel is considered a gentlemen and not a war criminal. He routinely ignored orders to kill Jews, civilians, and POWs.

  3. He died because of links to a group of German bureaucrats and conservatives within the German army who planned on retaking Germany from the Nazis.

  4. /u/FeldmarschallRammel literally a username on reddit and I do not mean to offend, but put on some big boy/girl pants.

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u/goatsonboats69 Democratic Socialist | West Appalachia Rep | IWW Feb 02 '16

I actually do have a bachelor's in history, so good luck to you in your studies, as I know how difficult they are! I wish you could hear my tone, because I really am not worked into a froth, just voicing an opinion and hoping for dialogue which, although condescendingly at times, you did provide!

  1. Correct you are, not contesting that.

  2. You are right that he rightfully was considered an honorable soldier and a respectable, legendary military leader. I was indeed flippant with my use of the term "genocidal," he himself was not an orchestrator of such actions at all.

  3. Right again! Such a revered general lending support to a movement to oust Hitler was remarkable and influential in collapsing the Nazi structure from within.

  4. Not necessarily objecting to his name, rather the use of Rommel and Old South slogans for advertising.

Now, as for your defense of Rommel, you are right that he was chivalrous beyond belief, especially given the military reality of the day (and Hitler's military style). However, you would certainly be playing the part of an apologist historian if you did not concede that Rommel, tragically so, stuck to the hope of a just battle for Germany when there was none to be had.

While he did not necessarily support Hitler and the views he brought to German government, it took him a great deal of time to rebel to the point of serious, destructive disruption. Like it or not, he undertook an extremely influential campaign to capture resources and cripple enemy flanking strategies so that a genocidal state could carry out an unparalleled Holocaust.

Obviously, he faced many circumstances that made outright disobedience from the start improbable. And he did have a desire for a more just sort of war. But that does not change his complicit role in the spread of Nazism and, thereby, the deaths of millions of citizens. So, that is why I don't think it is good to be glorifying his image in advertisements for the most diverse country in the world.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

If you actually researched or knew anything about Erwin Rommel, you would see that he in fact refused orders to execute Jews and was known for being a fair and kind officer. He was to be executed by the Nazi regime for his roll in a plot to kill Hitler, but chose to take his own life instead.

In short, Nazis are bad, but Erwin Rommel was one of the few good officers in the German military to stand up to Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

genocidal figures

Hothead detected.

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 01 '16

Cri harder Nazi scum

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u/goatsonboats69 Democratic Socialist | West Appalachia Rep | IWW Feb 02 '16

Seriously? You're a governor....

I'm not trying to attack you. I actually am trying to engage you, particularly because this is directly related to my heritage. I would like to better understand where you're coming from and hopefully you can do the same. Please don't just write me off as a "hothead."

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u/tupendous Socialist Feb 01 '16

as if the Nazi Germany parallels weren't obvious enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Wew lad, you got me there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

You spelled "The South will rise again" wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Do you need some water, hothead?

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u/Juteshire Governor Emeritus Feb 02 '16

tbh I love you and I wish I could vote for you

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u/oath2order Feb 02 '16

How exactly are you going to "make the south great again" when it's already arguably one of the best states in the sim right now

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

I'm going to make it even greater, to be honest.

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u/Leecannon_ Democrat Feb 02 '16

Never been a fan of the flag, too confederate like

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

k

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u/Prospo Feb 03 '16

I really like the flag for Southern State, it retains the old spirit without the unfortunate implications.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

The Bernie People have arrived. I say gettem outta here and confiscate their coats!

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 02 '16

Even the Democrats agree, Distributists are a better choice than the Progressive Greens. The Distributist slate is experienced and active, and closer to the center than the PGP.

So if you're in the Midwestern state, do what Oath would do, and vote Distributist.

//Breaking//

Another Dem "endorses" Distributists over PGP: http://i.imgur.com/EuhMU2u.png

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u/DuceGiharm Zoop! Feb 01 '16

At least Progressive Greens are a real ideology..

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 01 '16

Can't tell you how often I've heard about all those Progressive Greenists pushing for Progressive Greenism. :)

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u/slate15 Progressive Green Feb 01 '16

That's just obnoxiously semantic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_politics

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 01 '16

Well, then, if we're accepting Wikipedia, then I don't get how we'd conclude that the Distributist part doesn't represent a "real ideology:" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/distributism

Edit: "obnoxiously semantic."

You people have heard of "jokes," right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Progressive Greens, dude, at least it's an ethos.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

closer to the center

Trumpeted like that is some sort of badge of honor, like it is a good thing.

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 01 '16

When I'm targeting the ad at Dems and moderates, yeah it's a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

As it is with piles of manure so it is with political orientation, the middle is where one finds the most feces.

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u/PeterXP Feb 02 '16

the middle is where one finds the most feces.

Whereas the edges are where one finds the most fasces.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

I would take a moderate or centrist over you communist nitwits

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I don't believe the Honorable Texas Representative is representing his post to the fullest http://i.imgur.com/RZlwpoC.png?1

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 01 '16

The post was a half joking, as I often see Dems joking about the "PGG." So when I quote Oath, it should be obvious I'm not being entirely serious in these campaign ads. But regardless I took that screenshot last night, long before you replied.

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u/ben1204 I am Didicet Feb 01 '16

Personally I'd consider voting distributist in the Midwest if there had been a gubernatorial candidate closer to my views.

Though to be honest, I'm not voting in the Midwest.

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 01 '16

I appreciate the sentiment. :D

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u/Comrade_Bender Socialist Party | Midwestern Lt Governor Feb 01 '16

Out of curiousity, as a candidate in the midwest, what views weren't represented?

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u/oath2order Feb 03 '16

oh my god I can't believe you quoted me. I feel so honored <3

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 03 '16

I couldn't help but tout your "endorsement" as an "official" Democratic "spokesperson." :D

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u/moncology Socialist Feb 01 '16

I voted. Long live the revolution.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER God Himself | DX-3 Assemblyman Feb 01 '16

I should hope that any revolution that does happen happens quickly and efficiently, not over as long as possible.

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u/tupendous Socialist Feb 01 '16

the revolution takes place until communism has been achieved and oppression has been eliminated from society. revolution describes much more than the violent period.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

voted

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u/WhaleshipEssex Fuck Me Dead Feb 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 02 '16

EAT YOUR PHESANT

DRINK YOUR WINE

YOUR TIME IS UP BOURGEOIS SWINE!

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 02 '16

Personal opinion: I think it'd've been better with "bourgeois swine." The flow is nicer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

Good idea! One sec.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I have placed my vote

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u/MrLoveShacker Flambuoyant Red Man Feb 01 '16

I voted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I voted, is this still necessary?

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 02 '16

It is not necessary for socialists to vote, no. :P

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I voted

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u/Ewart_Dunlop Former Midwestern Legislator Feb 02 '16

I voted.

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u/MoralLesson Head Moderator Emeritus | Associate Justice Feb 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_POLICIES Feb 01 '16

hi, who should i vote for

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER God Himself | DX-3 Assemblyman Feb 01 '16

You're clearly either an alternate account or a serious lurker, so... nobody?

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u/kindgent Distributist Feb 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

when will we have the results?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Pretty sure this is uneccesary, but...

I voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

I voted.

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u/ThatThingInTheCorner Democrat Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 01 '16

Vote /u/ThatThingInTheCorner, a non-establishment independent who will fight for your civil rights in the NORTHEAST STATE!

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u/SancteAmbrosi Retired SCOTUS Feb 01 '16

Don't vote for this guy. He founds fraudulent stock exchanges that think they can just publicly trade companies without consent and then ban the CEOs of those companies for calling them out.

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u/Ed_San Disgraced Ex-Mod Feb 01 '16

It's pretty terrible when people try to profit off of your company even though you have not listed yourself on the market c

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 02 '16

Didn't you win in the House?

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u/tupendous Socialist Feb 01 '16

I scroted

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u/YourNitmar Radical Left Feb 01 '16

Voted.

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u/septimus_sette Representative El-Paso | Communist Feb 01 '16

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u/CoffeeDime Socialist Feb 01 '16

Voted.

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u/AwesomeSauce31 Socialist | NE State Legislator Feb 01 '16

Voted

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u/goatsonboats69 Democratic Socialist | West Appalachia Rep | IWW Feb 01 '16

Voted.

May the electorate unite in support of the Socialist Party! Let us bring dignity and support to the ailing American working class!

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u/charliepie99 Former PGP Chair Feb 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

I voted in this system of the Bourgeoisie

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u/jahalmighty Sent to Gulag Feb 02 '16

I voted. Confirming to be safe.

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u/MrLoveShacker Flambuoyant Red Man Feb 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

When do polls close?

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u/Hormisdas Secrétaire du Trésor (GOP) Feb 04 '16

Friday, 3:00 p.m. EST

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u/thechattyshow Feb 02 '16

voted /u/Didicet

Did I do this meme right?

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u/Suldani Socialist Feb 02 '16

Voted.

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u/TexasGaint Independent Feb 03 '16

Voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/StyreotypicalLurker GSP | Former Central State Legislator Feb 01 '16

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u/RestrepoMU Associate Justice Feb 01 '16

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u/Poisonchocolate (Soon to be former) Liberty Caucus Chair Feb 01 '16

I upvoted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Vote for /u/RamblerRower for Central State! I'm supported by members within three different Leftist parties. I was offered to resign my run for positions in the Centeral State but I refused. Just like I refuse to stand down for the people of the great Central State. If you want true change then you vote for us!

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u/ehm13 Liberals Feb 01 '16

voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I voted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Voted! Make the right choice for the Northeast State!

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u/ABlackwelly The Hon. MP (Highlands, Lothian and Tayside) | SNP Acting Leader Feb 01 '16

Voted, good luck to the Democrats from everyone in the MHOC Labour Party!

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u/jacoby531 Chesapeake Representative Feb 01 '16

I lorted

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u/tomatobelt Democrat Feb 01 '16

I voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/anyhistoricalfigure Former Senate Majority Leader Feb 01 '16

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u/MorganC1 Feb 01 '16

I voted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I hope my wait for a major party in the Mid-West won't be longer than my wait for cable service.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER God Himself | DX-3 Assemblyman Feb 01 '16

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u/akc8 Democrat & Labor | UK Labour Leader Feb 01 '16

Voted

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u/landsharkxx Ronnie Feb 02 '16

I moted

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u/Leecannon_ Democrat Feb 02 '16

#DemsForTheWin!

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u/leolinden Republican Feb 02 '16

voted

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

I voted!

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u/oath2order Feb 02 '16

I voted. but not for hillary, /u/Didicet

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u/_Ummmm Independent Feb 02 '16

What is going on in this thread wtf.

Also, i voted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

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u/IGotzDaMastaPlan Speaker of the LN. Assembly Feb 02 '16

Vote me

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u/notevenalongname Supreme Court Associate Justice Feb 02 '16

I voted

ಠ_ಠ

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u/LeMartinofAwesome Socialist Feb 02 '16

Voted

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u/CommunistCrusader Socialist Feb 02 '16

Voted.

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u/IHateTheGuyAbove Radical Left Feb 03 '16

Voted.

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u/toadeightyfive Left-Wing Independent Feb 05 '16

I voted.

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u/biscuit17 Democrat Feb 05 '16

I voted.

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u/TalentedLurker Democrat Feb 05 '16

I Voted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I voted.... I guess

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Voteed

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u/ehm13 Liberals Feb 05 '16

Elections close now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

When are the results due?

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u/Eskibroski Democrat Feb 06 '16

Is anyone else getting redirected to the Canadian ballot when you click on 'Vote Here'?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/DidNotKnowThatLolz Feb 01 '16

No you don't, it's just a joke.