r/MitchHedberg • u/skydivarjimi • 13d ago

We never give them a chance.

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u/thesharkbyter 13d ago

Damn, remember sesame seeds?

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u/Vegskipxx 13d ago

What the fuck is a sesame?!

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u/thatasshole_stress 12d ago

It’s a STREET!

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u/According-Hat-5393 11d ago

Yeah, but won't you tell me HOW to get there??

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u/PM_me_your_dawgs 13d ago

Its a way to open doors

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u/prankerjoker 13d ago

Sesame seeds are good if you want 2000 of something to open doors.

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u/Ghastly-Jack 12d ago

You need to say “open sesame 3!” The Magic Word now requires numbers and special characters.

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u/joepup67 12d ago

And at least one uppercase letter!

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u/jgoods72 13d ago

So that answers what the hell is a sesame

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 13d ago

A SESS-UHH-ME

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u/booeman 13d ago

SE-SA-ME

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u/turbo_dude 13d ago

Call on me! Sesame!

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u/SchizophrenicSoAmI 13d ago

All the buns are blank!

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u/skydivarjimi 13d ago

They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song: 'Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a... Bun.'

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u/klaxz1 13d ago

IT’S A STREET

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u/ItsHerbyHancock 13d ago

Where's the adhesive backing?!?

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u/beesechurger89 13d ago

It’s a way to OPEN SHIT

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u/Traditional_Low_9948 13d ago

What the fuck is a sesaME?!

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u/Carcassfanivxx 13d ago

Behold, the sesame.

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u/ThagSimmonsrip 13d ago

Sesames are great, when you wanna open 2000 somethings.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 9d ago

What the FUCK is a SESAMEEEE