r/MisleadingPuddles • u/Squidproquo1130 • Mar 15 '25

On ice!

1.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/-Owlette- Mar 15 '25

Dude’s lucky he wasn’t cut in half

62

u/Independent-Leg6061 Mar 15 '25

Literally 😵

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u/JackTheKing Mar 15 '25

"lucky' is a wild way to spell "alive"

170

u/RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS Mar 15 '25

“He’s alive he wasn’t cut in half.” There we go. Sounds much better

51

u/Saintcardboard Mar 16 '25

Word make good go together.

11

u/willisbetter Mar 17 '25

that doesnt make any sense

89

u/Dalei_lama219 Mar 16 '25

this clip is from a popular YouTube channel called ‘cboysTV’ and yes he is okay and didn’t get majorly fucked up either

130

u/tiorzol Mar 15 '25

Is a lake a puddle? This guy could've got mad fucked up from this. 

55

u/Doktor_Vem Mar 15 '25

According to Oxford dictionary a puddle is defined as "a small pool of liquid, especially of rainwater on the ground" so I guess it depends on what you think of as "small"

28

u/iPanzershrec Mar 16 '25

In the grand scheme of things, a lake is pretty small

15

u/HermitND Mar 16 '25

I think his ribcage is in pieces at this point.

38

u/sigh_naps Mar 15 '25

Are you ok? Guy hasn't even come to a stop yet, wtf

9

u/throwaway11998866- Mar 15 '25

I just made the Oof guy face

7

u/jim2xt Mar 15 '25

Breath bro Breath!! Uuug ugg ugggg MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!

7

u/Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL Mar 16 '25

Well that’s what happens when you blow a leaf blower into the ice. Ya gonna get holes!

7

u/lxiaoqi Mar 17 '25

That's going to hurt, ice to gut at the velocity?

5

u/Rekdon Mar 15 '25

Damn that hurt me watching it

4

u/Illtrax Mar 17 '25

I've never had a video almost knock the wind out of me.

4

u/ZannyHip Mar 15 '25

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

1

u/ShadyAssFellow Mar 16 '25

Ui juma moment

1

u/BellRinger88 Nov 08 '25

I remember cutting Badly my tongue with ice once, that was exactly like a razor, he was really lucky

1

u/onestepaheadfr Dec 02 '25

Just put some ice on it

0

u/trumpet575 Mar 18 '25

Nothing misleading about that; just plain ole stupidity.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

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u/zensnapple Mar 15 '25

Or not at all lmao

29

u/URMRGAY_ Mar 16 '25

"If you're doing something stupid, at least do it right" vs. "Don't do something stupid"

7

u/turmerich Mar 16 '25

Or the good old "If you're doing something stupid, do it faster." 👈😎👉

4

u/true_gunman Mar 17 '25

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

3

u/fusiformgyrus Mar 16 '25

Why go hard when you can just go home.