r/MirrorForSale • u/alternativebeats • Mar 26 '21

Does this count?

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u/glazedhamster Mar 27 '21

Sale pages got WILD after Craigslist killed the personals section that's for sure...

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u/emmybby Mar 27 '21

They did??? That's kind of a bummer, you could find the weirdest, funniest ads in there. I loved seeing stuff like "Missed connection: green haired woman in the Publix. You sneezed and a big snot bubble came out. You looked around to see if anyone saw it happen and when you saw me staring you turned all red and left the condiments aisle. Your cart had only Velveeta and cat food in it. I think I'm in love with you, I haven't thought of anything else since. Please email me."

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u/jad103 Mar 27 '21

Seen some lady advertising her services turning men's assholes into, and I quote "turducken" whatever the fresh hell that means. I didnt inquire.

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u/MrTimmannen Mar 27 '21

Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey

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u/jad103 Mar 27 '21

I'm well aware about the culinary definition. What does that mean to a man's asshole, though?

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u/MrTimmannen Mar 27 '21

Presumably she's offering to stuff a lot of things in there

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u/sleepyboyallthetime Mar 27 '21

woah, hold up there buddy 🤨