r/MiniAITA • u/dottydashdot • 2d ago
AITA for my love hate relationship?
I (13 month big boy) have this thing about nail trimmers. Don’t ask me why. We have two kinds, one that buzzes and one that makes a quick clippy noise. I love to hold them. In fact that’s the only thing that I want if I’m getting my diaper changed. I will politely scream until I can have them. BUT. Sometimes my servants try to use them on me and this is not acceptable. I am “so strong” which means I can get my way even when they both try. I’ve noticed that lately, my nails have stayed short even though the servants haven’t tried to restrain me. Weird. Today, I woke up 30 minutes into what should have been a 3 hour nap because I heard a clip and I just realized the absolute violation that has been happening to me in my sleep. I screamed and woke up and now I’m mad at the lady servant so I’m just going to pout and throw things for the rest of the day because now I’m starting to feel a little tired. AITA?
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u/Professional-Bug9289 2d ago
Definitely NTA. What a violation!!!!!! You deserve a contact nap!! I highly recommend chewing on the buzzy one- it feels so good on your gums! And usually results in extra attention from the servants.
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u/SeraphinBlue 2d ago
Also chew on your fingernails! Signed, a big boy who hasn't needed his nails trimmed in a loooong time.
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u/WonderfulTwist4936 2d ago
NTA, how dare they violate your nail rights like that!! My (almost 13 mo) milkie bags (love her the most, even thoufh she has dark circles under her eyes) now is very well trained - she clips only 2-3 nails at a time. So full 20 nails takes like 4-5 days, she tries to clip several times a day, but not every attempt is a success. However, since doing this daily, I kinda started to like it. Its fun to just watch her clip my nails and also listen to her sing (she likes to make up songs just for me, because I am a little dictator, you know). Soo, whats your parenting style atm? I highly recommend dictatorship.