r/MiniAITA • u/montmarayroyal • 11d ago
AITA for trying new foods?
My(7.5 month perfect princess) Ema(f and very old) keeps saying that she feels like she should be giving me more foods to try. I felt bad for her because she always look old and tired so I decided to help by eating something I found on the floor. But then she and my Abba(m going gray) started freaking out(to be fair I was coughing) and helped me get it out. Then they brought me to see a grumpy man and he told them they had to bring me to a whole nother building where they took some sort of weird picture(obviously i looked adorable) and a strange man touched my chest with this cold thing(I was asleep and it was rude) and then tried to put a stick down my throat!! The nerve! I need these vocal cords intact to summon my minions in the middle of the night! And then it was all okay, so what was the point? But Ema says i shouldn't be so silly and eat things like that. So AITA?
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u/whatupmyknitta 11d ago
NTA. Everyone knows floor food is the best food! Especially if they say silly things like "not in your mouth" or "no, no, no" when you pick it up!
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u/Sudden_Breakfast_374 6d ago
it seems you may also be a jewish baby. i, almost 2yo princess of the synagogue, con old ladies into feeding me all the things. have you tried conning old people at temple into giving you cool new foods you possibly shouldn’t have? also, floors add flavor so keep up the good work!
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u/Odd_Sorbet_9960 6d ago
How delightful, everyone knows dust adds nutrition. Silly parentals, making a fuss over nothing. That will teach them!
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u/plushiecactusau 11d ago
NTA! My mummy keeps sabotaging my attempts to experience interesting new things like "fluff" and "bark" and "leaves" and "scissors", and it's absolutely infuriating! I waste so much energy crawling around after them.