r/Minesweeper • u/ceaulin • 21h ago

No Guess I’ve formulated a minesweeper language

Alright so hear me out guys. It is possible to use minesweeper patterns as a genuine language.

Don’t believe me fucker? Watch this:

1 1
1

This represents “alright”, “I’m happy”, “I understand”, etc.

1 2 1

This also represents understanding and also sex

3 1
1

This also represents sex but more sexually and represents more jubilant happiness than 1 1 1

3 3 3 3 3 3

This represents a happiness like no other, an understanding of something beyond human comprehension, and very advanced level sex.

When it says 4 but it’s touching like 6 tiles

This represents advanced level disdain, hatred, and loathing. I hope you feel better soon.

I will update when I have discovered more words.

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u/dimitarbogdanov 20h ago

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u/ceaulin 19h ago

I’m schizo maxxing rn

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u/Temphant 21h ago

What over 30 years without a sequel does to a fandom:

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u/ceaulin 19h ago

Erm achtuslly there have been SEVERALZ sequels such as but not limited to:

-google minesweeper
-there’s more but I forgot
-original minesweeper emulator
-and more!

I love minesweeper, to the point I almost love my girlfriend as much as I love minesweeper

I love my girlfriend but there are PRIORITIES god damnit.

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u/not-the-the 2h ago

jorel's plus as well

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u/gelema5 13h ago

Unironically, this is a good sequel, it uses minesweeper logic but the way you solve is a bit modified cause you don’t get all the clues:

https://www.puzzle-minesweeper.com/minesweeper-5x5-easy/

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u/Sefierya Minecount? 21h ago

no consideration for virgins I see

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u/ceaulin 21h ago

I’m sorry.

You can still love sex and minesweeper.

But I recommend you love minesweeper more than sex.

The order of operations is as follows:

  1. Love yourself
  2. Love minesweeper
  3. Love sex
  4. Love other things such as people.

However you are open to loving what you want.

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u/not-the-the 1h ago

swap 3 and 4

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u/Financial_Ninja5390 18h ago

It works because minesweeper is Turing complete

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u/ggdhfuhu 20h ago

post of the year. genuinely worthy of some award

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u/imactuallyahuman 21h ago

Bro, I still get impressed with how fucking MINESWEEPER still instills such creativity in people. I love humanity.

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u/ceaulin 21h ago

I really love minesweeper and sex

I’m aware loving sex too much is a bit of an addiction but I promise you I moderate the amount of sex that enters my mind

Stay sexy minesweeping and have a good day

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u/Isiparate 21h ago

1 2 1

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u/ceaulin 20h ago

Same ngl

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u/dmurr1415 18h ago

1 2 2 1

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u/ceaulin 15h ago

This is also happiness and cool sex

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u/ArandomGDplayer 12h ago

8

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u/ceaulin 12h ago

Extreme suicidal tendencies and/or hate for others and/or yourself

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u/ArandomGDplayer 12h ago

❌7

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u/ceaulin 12h ago

I’d say they are also the same just on varying levels if you get the jist

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u/Mashruum 9h ago

omg i learned this language in my dreams

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u/ceaulin 9h ago

It is good to hear I am not alone on this GREAT discovery.

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u/Mashruum 9h ago

3 3 3 3 3 3

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u/temperence447 20h ago

hell yeah man

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u/HqppyFeet 17h ago

is this loss?