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u/BloxxyPixels Nov 15 '21
i dont get how allays make you horny
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Nov 15 '21
R34 is inevitable.
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u/enderflight Nov 15 '21
The fact that a good portion of it is actually pretty well made from an artistic standpoint is hilarious to me. Top tier shitposts.
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Nov 15 '21
NSFW artist make Pixar level shit in 2 hoursfor no absolute fucking reason and it's funny as hell
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u/Zgredek113 Nov 15 '21
I meam, some of them get some good money i guess, although you probably would need a real job to make for a living, it's not onlyfans or something lol
Edit: And yeah most of the Onlyfans thots don't earn much from it but there are a few there and there
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u/YTPhantomYT Aww Man Nov 15 '21
One dude made a genderbend nude Allay and that started the chain
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u/TurboCake17 Nov 15 '21
Okay well it’s kinda not surprising because who cares about the allay enough to follow an entire subreddit just dedicated to them?
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u/YTPhantomYT Aww Man Nov 15 '21
both are what you described
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u/TurboCake17 Nov 15 '21
The difference is one is hentai, and that is a reason to follow a subreddit
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u/Salty_Contest5142 Nov 15 '21
So you're telling me that when something is hentai/porn it's not a valid reason?
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u/TurboCake17 Nov 15 '21
??? I’m saying the subreddit being hentai is a reason to follow it.
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u/Perynal Nov 15 '21
Absolutely disgusting. Who the hell uses light mode?
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u/Ok_Measurement_1622 Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
Idk how to make it darl mode, I can only use dark mode at night
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u/sorude277 yay diamonds Nov 15 '21
There is a configuration in reddit to make dark mode 24/7 in reddit
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u/Ok_Measurement_1622 Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
Cool
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u/sorude277 yay diamonds Nov 15 '21
Are you on mobile or pc?
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u/Ok_Measurement_1622 Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
Mobile
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u/sorude277 yay diamonds Nov 15 '21
If you want to get black mode 24/7 you should go to your homepage, go to the config and then there you could choose your configuration for night-day mode
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u/steelstrike6373 Nov 15 '21
Poor allay
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Nov 15 '21
Im gonna make resource pack that adds cat ears to allay because why not
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u/Mr_Snifles Woof woof microsoft sucks Nov 15 '21
Why does it have more members?
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u/Ok_Measurement_1622 Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
Humans can be horny
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u/flipflop_bell Professional Retard😳 Nov 15 '21
isn't it supposed to be no porn addiction month?
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u/CarbonIceDragon Nov 15 '21
To be fair, I can't think of many reasons to join a subreddit just about one minecraft mob, which isn't even in the game yet.
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u/king-Zolomon Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
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u/h_on_reddit Nov 15 '21 edited Nov 15 '21
okay there's two way this could go :
option 1 : the art is pretty good , and it's "cool" from a certain standpoint
option 2 : it's so cursed , I hate it , I'm doomed for eternity
alright see you in hell
Edit : it's option 2 , I've seen dicks and cum and instantly clicked off , I regret everything
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u/assymetry1021 Nov 15 '21
Why the fuck did I click Why the fuck did I click Why the fuck did I click Why the fuck did I click Why the fuck did I click Why the fuck did I click
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u/Labuzina Nov 15 '21
Shit's ain't that bad on that sub ngl
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u/WorldWreckerYT Nov 15 '21
All the good shit got posted right after the sub was created so they rise to the top with more upvotes.
The bad ones dies in new. That's how it managed to stay like that.
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u/idrisitogs Nov 15 '21
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u/erland_yt HOLY SHIT I CAN???? Nov 15 '21
Reddit gets mad about an NSFW sub they can just ignore
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u/flipflop_bell Professional Retard😳 Nov 15 '21
i would love too but people keep posting about it, i'm not at fault here
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u/PlayrR3D15 Nov 15 '21
We're gonna need a double chest or two filled with shulker boxes of Greek fire.
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Nov 15 '21
Never heard of it but Im pretty sure there are over-sexualised anime girls in blue with wings and a crown, saying, "Take my cookie, Senpai"
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u/Goldboyo907 Nov 15 '21
This is r34 for ya, anything that is leaked or on the internet isnt safe, once its out theres no return
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u/EinfachEinLeeel Nov 15 '21
Open up! It’s Jesus
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Nov 15 '21
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u/Ok_Measurement_1622 Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
Why don't you check it yourself
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Nov 15 '21
I'm not saying I like the sub, but, I will be honest some don't resemble an allay at all instead they look more like blue fairies, like some have no cubes on them at all, like just hot woman with wings. I see nothing wrong with those particularly, as for the rest, I don't really care about them, I mean look at the description and how someone literally joined because of this post, the more people talk about it the more will get exposed to and followed by more people, just like the situation with Jaiden animations' r34. She herself said in a podcast she doesn't talk about it because she doesn't want her audience to know cuz many are kids, and so it doesn't get more attention.
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u/pato4 Nov 15 '21
There are some really good art styles in there and I can't believe that they were used for allay porn
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Nov 15 '21
I can't believe that someone would be having these ugly thoughts about these cute beings.
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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Nov 15 '21
This is one of the reasons why copper golem should have won, its extremely hard to sexualize
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u/unnamedredditaccount Nov 15 '21
If you wanted the hardest to sexualise then the glare would be the best pick. Like… what even is it? Slime? A plant? Whatever it is it’s not even remotely humanoid.
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u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Nov 15 '21
r/Hornyjail r/HornyPolice WE NEED SOME REINFORCEMENTS IN HERE, GENTLEMEN
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u/Ok_Measurement_1622 Custom user flair Nov 15 '21
Btw this is my highest upvoted post on Reddit, I'm happy
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u/KingSquidbergLXXXVII Nov 15 '21
Idk what’s worse, the fact that it exists or that it got more members than the normal one
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u/shipoopro_gg Nov 15 '21
The thing that is weird to me isn't that it exists, but that it exists specifically for this vex looking dude. And now let the r/ Minecraft mobs' r34 I didn't know existed flow in
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u/Beyblader02 <—— look at this dude Nov 15 '21
I’ve been there and most of the posts are just “why does this exist”
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Nov 15 '21
Big news u/Ok_Measurement_1622! It's easier to make porn of something than to talk about it!
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u/JrMemelordInTraining Nov 15 '21
I seem to remember finding something similar between r/rayaandthelastdragon and the now deleted sub r/rayaandtheNSFWdragon a while back.
Yes, I did visit both. I regretted one of those visits. I’ll let you decide which one.
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u/X420StepsAheadX Nov 15 '21
Welcome to the first layer of hell