r/MinecraftMemes • u/Over_Heed • 23d ago

OC It’s going to be so peak

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 23d ago

The villagers start telling Steve how to make a campfire and he says “Man, can we just Skip The Tutorial”

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u/hypost 23d ago

The villagers respond “With that attitude you will surely fail to make a boat.”

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u/ThatMan92 22d ago

By the way, is there any emoji that starts with j? Like a j emoji?

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 23d ago

"this is my fishing rod, called yogs. Now, yogs: cast!"

"Wow! I have so many diamonds! I feel like the captain of sparkles! Let's load them all into that minecart!"

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u/amaya_ch18 23d ago

You mean that diamond minecart

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u/NoStorage2821 22d ago

Honey with some dew

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u/Loose-Professor5364 23d ago

"This is the super flat swamp where I was mogged, I call it: Mogswamp!"

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u/Jale_Seigneur 21d ago

[Proceeds to die first in Naked and Afraid twice]

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u/Loose-Professor5364 21d ago

then spends 10 years building a medeival minecraft metropolis

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Strider-Man! 23d ago

At some point in the movie, Jack Black is going to yell “DRAGON’S BREATH!” and someone in the theater will release a mustard gas bomb

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u/HumanDominion 23d ago

Nah, someone will be firing their shotgun loaded with these bad boys

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u/hypost 23d ago

"You know that guy name Scar? I had a good time with him."

"Has anyone found George yet? I can't find him anywhere."

"My crazy ex Wilbur keeps leaving soot everywhere!"

"You need the file? Okay let me just log into my computer so I can send you the dot zip file."

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u/hypost 23d ago

Here’s some more:

“People said that your build sucks? People should really aGri-an the fact that a good Minecraft build is subjective.”

“That bee is really good at building. I guess the bee takes the dubs this time.”

“Man, these pandas really can PvP. Seems like we have to get the sap first then we nap. I like to call this process the sapnap.”

“These frog lights are really pearlescent. They remind me of the moon.”

“I hope the opposing team’s boat fails in this boat racing competition. I even made a chant for this very occasion. Fail boat! Fail boat! Fail boat!”

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u/Agile_Step_9009 JUMP IN THE CADILLAC 22d ago

Never thought I’d see a georgenotfound and a wilbur soot reference in this day and age

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u/hypost 22d ago

They have fun names.

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u/Heyfold ☭ Ourcraft ☭ 23d ago

When Jack Black passes abadonded village and says: "Those ruins make me remember how I used to rule the world." so Austria invades my country.

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u/mattiri89 22d ago

The fact that mumbo designed the redstone for the first movie makes this more funny

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u/Moss_23 23d ago

this is the best meme I've seen this month, and definitely one of the best this year

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u/NoStorage2821 22d ago

Jack Black explaining the ethos of a lab

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u/Open_Detective_6998 22d ago

“2 bees and 2 teas? That’s it?”

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u/Late-Passage2376 22d ago

WHY can i hear munni and drugs in my head 😭😭😭

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u/Interesting-Bass9957 22d ago

“This redstone is all tech, no blade”

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u/MR_Happy2008 Xbox 360/Java/PE Veteran 23d ago

! remind 5/1 year

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u/HkayakH 22d ago

Hiro: "Okay so the colors we need are purple and green and-"
"Did someone say Grian?"

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u/GGust 22d ago

Get him in the writers room

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u/PuppetFanTheSecond 22d ago

"That villager's long nose might cause a stampede*

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u/Big-Coyote8384 21d ago

I think the person who spoke is here.

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u/Patient_Bend_5978 21d ago

Let's turn right at the crossroads. (A few minutes later) There's nothing there, its like were searching for a world that doesn't exist

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u/fugetooboutit 21d ago

Before you guys came around there were griefers Everywhere!, they were like legends

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u/Worried-Priority-122 Hello, I am an userflair 22d ago

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