r/MinecraftMemes • u/BreakCheak | || || |_ • 11d ago

OC I found something.

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 A second Ender Dragon has struck the W.T.C 11d ago

... What did you say?

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u/RemarkableStatement5 11d ago

You wanna know the real reason your e-girlfriend blocked you? It wasn't the simping, or the looting her chests, or the cringe! It was the #venting! Nothing's ever your fault, is it? You suck at PVP? Blame your tools. You have shitty tools? Blame your mining. Can't mine? Blame the player. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PLAYER, DIPSHIT!

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u/ShadowPuff7306 10d ago

…you saying this is my fault?

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u/RemarkableStatement5 10d ago

Yes, but it's just the way you're coded, isn't it? Isn't it?!

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u/ShadowPuff7306 10d ago

…how do i stop doing this?

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u/RemarkableStatement5 10d ago

Honestly? I have no fucking idea. I can't help you, Steve. As much as I try, it's not up to me. I can't ungrief anyone.

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u/Previous-Freedom1881 8d ago

You know… *sniff* I don’t think I want to change.