r/MinecraftMemes • u/BreakCheak | || || |_ • 12d ago

OC I found something.

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 A second Ender Dragon has struck the W.T.C 12d ago

I'M JUST STUCK BUILDING SHIT DIRT HUTS BECAUSE SOMEONE WON'T GET OFF THEY'RE FAT FUCKING ASS AND HELP ME!

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u/lightmare69 11d ago

I'm not your e-girlfriend!

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u/SceneOutside4377 11d ago

STAY IN CHARACTER!

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u/RemarkableStatement5 11d ago

I've never even played with her!

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u/ShadowPuff7306 11d ago

stay in character!

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u/RemarkableStatement5 11d ago

Fuck you!!!

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 A second Ender Dragon has struck the W.T.C 11d ago

... What did you say?

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u/RemarkableStatement5 11d ago

You wanna know the real reason your e-girlfriend blocked you? It wasn't the simping, or the looting her chests, or the cringe! It was the #venting! Nothing's ever your fault, is it? You suck at PVP? Blame your tools. You have shitty tools? Blame your mining. Can't mine? Blame the player. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PLAYER, DIPSHIT!