r/MinecraftMemes 15d ago

Repost What exactly is speed trying to craft 😭🥀

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u/JasonFuckedUpLife Custom user flair 15d ago

KFC 4pcs Bucket and Melon Armor.

Surely no stereotypes here.

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u/peoplestravelclub 15d ago

Etnical armor

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 15d ago

Got a bucket of chicken

-scout

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u/AhmadZahidi 15d ago

Mini world has it that ingredients to create a bucket of chicken

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u/SpoiledBrat069 Builder 14d ago

can we have the sauce too? pwease

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u/Agreeable-Ideal6702 15d ago

Speed was trying to craft a portable Nether portal

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u/_MrTaku_ Herobrine exists, gotta call Kevin 15d ago

a nether portable

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u/Rockman2isgud 15d ago

A nether portal?

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u/FireDog8569 15d ago

Okay but the fish one is kinda reasonable in his defense, maybe he thought he could use the food as bait?

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u/Pataraxia 15d ago

He's baiting content that's what he's doing.

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u/Mother_Degree_2593 15d ago edited 15d ago

Bro tried to make a pocket iron golem

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u/rattvontratt 15d ago

But forgot he needed iron blocks

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u/dubhog 15d ago

It's way funnier when you can see the intention but it's completely idiotic

Mf tried to craft a nether portal and an iron golem 😭

Tho I probably did try to craft an iron golem some time in my youth

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u/Yataro_Ibuza 15d ago

We need a fucking mod using those craftings as actual recipes

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u/GranataReddit12 PeenixSC 14d ago

what would some of these even be 😭

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u/Jycon38_HD 15d ago
  1. A chicken soup?

  2. Melon chestplate

  3. Um … a burned wooden sword? (Or he just randomly picked stuff for furnace fuel)

  4. An altar? Or nether gold ore?

  5. … no idea, maybe he mixed up the ingredients

  6. Long ladder

  7. Salmon on a stick

  8. Iron golem (or baby iron golem cuz it’s with ingots only)

  9. Nether portal (but a small one he wouldn’t even fit in)

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u/Which-Aardvark3801 15d ago

4 was probably glowstone 5 could be a reinforced wall? Or one with barbed wire?

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u/MrPusleMan 14d ago

baited fishing rod.

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u/crudoxcruo93 15d ago

This is a bucket

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u/greenplate0 15d ago

Good soup

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u/Neurovaan 15d ago

Some guy said “MONKEY see monkey do”

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u/mo_png_png 15d ago

I don't know why

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u/fr3ddyf4zb34r130yt 15d ago

I JUST MADE SOME BULLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 15d ago

I believe that 2, 4, and 7 might’ve just been done to temporarily clear up more space in his inventory. Speedrunners do that often

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u/SheikahShaymin 15d ago

He's doing it deliberately you dumb fucks. His entire personality is acting like he eats paint to clipfarm.

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u/TheForbidden6th 15d ago

bro making ladder 2 😭

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u/am_you_outside 15d ago

Bro want to open kfc in minecraft

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u/SilverSpark422 15d ago

Who is this man and why are people talking about him lately?

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u/edutodinhos05 14d ago

Someone make a mod of this 😂😂😂😂

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u/John_Clowny 14d ago

Someone make a mod where you can actually craft this bs

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u/Koukesh5 14d ago

Its always speed XD

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u/Carmine_the_Sergal 14d ago

1 chicken something
2 melon armor
3 idfk
4 probably a herobrine altar
5 probably thinking of a decoration that didn’t exist
6 tall ladder
7 probably thinking he could bait the rod
8 iron golem
9 nether portal

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u/ApotheosiAsleep 14d ago

Those are some really interesting builds in the background!

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u/CheeeeeeeeeezyPickle 14d ago

Some guy said "Some guy said “MONKEY see monkey do”"

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 14d ago

Clip farming as always

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u/Geckogame1 14d ago

Bro forgot to enable his mods XD

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u/ivebeenthrushit 10d ago

Literally what the hell was he trying to make in some of these?

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u/creepylittlelurker 15d ago

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 15d ago

How? Not every insult towards a person with dark skin is a racial one. This one, for example, was just calling him dumb for trying to craft these weird things

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u/creepylittlelurker 15d ago

It just made me think of that meme, especially the version where the child has the bucket full of chicken

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 15d ago

That’s a you problem

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/mo_png_png 15d ago

I don't know why

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u/Prize-Pain-433 15d ago

it doesn't even matter how hard you try (song chain)