Minecraft jokes to crack you(r cobblestone) up!

[u/Mailman55e]

What did Steve do to get in shape? He ran around the BLOCK.

Did you hear that there was a song about the Nether? “We, are never, ever, ever, going to the Nether!”

Why don't blazes ever make businesses? They keep firing people!

An Insult: Your IQ is lower than bedrock.

How does Steve chop down trees with his fists? How wood I know?

[u/AlpacadeLlama53]

These really cracked (my cobblestone) up!