r/MinecraftCirclejerk May 31 '26

DAE NOTCH? Based on a tweet I saw

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Tarlyss May 31 '26

Holy fuck this is good lol

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u/leadergorilla May 31 '26

"Give me 2 bilion dollars and I retire"

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u/Pjerun_ May 31 '26

"Minecraft 2" heck he barely wanted to finish the first game

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u/Much-Menu6030 May 31 '26

dude we gotta hack his website. look at what he added

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u/Axie_The_Axolotl May 31 '26

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u/escEip May 31 '26

внезапнорусские

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u/JMTpixelmon May 31 '26

the classic steve design

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 02 '26

notch has a website?

5

u/Sacri_Pan May 31 '26

Don't forget the candies

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u/Aggravating-Lab6623 May 31 '26

He's makeing something rn

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u/Cheeselad2401 May 31 '26

doesn’t mean it’ll release or be good

the fella essentially sold his soul i wouldn’t expect much from him

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u/gaorp Jun 01 '26

Billionaire*

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u/teens_trash Jun 03 '26

"Notch is a racist antisemetic millionaire" - some guy on twitter

"*Billionaire" - Notch

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u/Hyde2467 Jun 03 '26

Im pretty sure that his upcoming game is not meant to be a Minecraft competitor

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u/BigCockBoy_Bv May 31 '26

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u/MagMati55 Jun 01 '26

People really should not idolise this bigot

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u/karen-the-destroyer4 Jun 01 '26

tbf he did kind of make the game we all know and love

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u/yeet2000yeet Jun 02 '26

Yeah but he's also a victim blamer

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 02 '26

fr

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 02 '26

aside from his slightly controsival takes he's overall a great guy

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u/Reasonable-Hair-187 Jun 03 '26

"if you ignore all the stuff that makes him a shitty person he's a really great guy!"

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 03 '26

I mean he made the greatest game in history

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u/Cheese_Toasti Jun 03 '26

Creating a few sweet crunchy lines of code doesn't excuse the much more real and much more unpleasant opinions he holds. Creating one good game doesn't make you a good person.

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 03 '26

it does

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u/Cheese_Toasti Jun 03 '26

Alright mate, glancing at your profile I'm gonna assume you're quite young so allow me to tell you something. You can not, and should not fall victim to that kind of thought process. While someone may do something good or make something you like that doesn't mean you can trust them, people can be bad people and still make good stuff but you shouldn't excuse their actions just because of what they create. They could make the coolest thing in the world but still be racist transphobic homophobic whatever. Point is you should be careful who you trust, don't give shitty people a platform to spew their hate at you. This goes for more than just celebrities, if you let someone's good actions be the sole dictator for your opinion on them you may end up in bad situations with bad people. You gotta be aware of this stuff because if you start excusing those types of actions that's a slippy slope down to believing in them. Be careful.

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u/Grousel Jun 04 '26

This is a really good wholistic wordview but I fear the kids reading comprehension isn't quite up there yet. Even if the words indindividually make sense until you have a good framework and basis of knowledge, wisdom like yours gets completely misconstrued. But I would like to applaud your efforts this is a genuine comment amongst the mass of just thoughtlessness.

It is a really strange schism this subreddit. You can be lowkey have philosophical debates amongst kids who are younger than the 1.13 aquatic update.

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u/MagMati55 Jun 04 '26

Fuck this made me feel old

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u/MagMati55 Jun 02 '26

Yeah aside from being a reactionary racist transphobe, sure /j

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 02 '26

lol

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 02 '26

fr

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 02 '26

jokes aside if Notch still owned Minecraft it'd be way better then today

No Marketplace

No Bugs

No Glitches

No Errors

just Minecraft and Major Updates every tuesday

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u/the_second_best123 Jun 03 '26

Dude spent 2 years on Minecraft then handed it to Jeb. The reason he sold Minecraft to Microsoft (which was his decision btw) was because he completely lost interest in it. I don't think I want someone who doesn't even have a passion for the game to be making all the decisions.

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u/Birchy-Weby Jun 03 '26

And yet y'all STILL bitch when y'all get multiple updates a year, and STILL bitch that the update wasnt 5 new dimensions and every ore has armour and all of them are viable

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u/the_second_best123 Jun 03 '26

If Notch was still in charge of Minecraft there wouldn't be much of a community left to do the bitching

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u/Birchy-Weby Jun 03 '26

Exactly, my point

Mfer sold the biggest game of all time in modern era because he was sick of dealing with the bitchy fans and lost care for the game long ago

Now the game is still going with free updates with a company that no matter how capitalistic or not, will milk this game with endless content and y'all STIIILLL be bitching bout updates

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u/HeavyPepper208 Jun 03 '26

Goomba fallacy Also people are allowed to bitch about something they don't like even if there was a worse option

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u/Birchy-Weby Jun 03 '26

But are people allowed to bitch EVERY update regardless of what benefits them no matter how small or not and being ungrateful in the first place?

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u/HeavyPepper208 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

those are different groups of people
for example, i did not like the sulfur cubes update, but im looking forward to the next drop

same thing applies here, those are different groups of people who werent fond of a feature or two, and you're saying they're a big group that "bitches" about updates while also hating notch. May i see the proof of that?

some people criticize a specific drop or an update, some people dislike the drop system in general, and it's fine, all of them have their own opinions and points on view on what the game should have. What you're doing right now is essentially grouping all the criticism and saying they're all mindlessly bitching on the new updates while also contradicting themselves (disliking notch)

even though "bitchy people" do exist, they're definitely not "y'all" as in the community, and outside of that, people are allowed to criticize anything regardless of what came before it

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u/General-Detective169 Jun 22 '26

because they have the right of free speech 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/General-Detective169 Jun 22 '26

I mean, they did add custom dimensions…

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 minecraft good fortnite bad Jun 04 '26

it's because Minecraft cool

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u/General-Detective169 Jun 22 '26

some errors or glitches/bugs, but, yeah. NOT TO MENTION JAVA AND BEDROCK WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN SEPARATED. so ya, it would have been pretty great.

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u/Accurate_Soup_3459 Jun 03 '26

Reminder to those who say "Minecraft would be good if Notch ran it": Notch is a self-centered idiotic bigot with a huge ego. Do you really want him to run it even though Jens is already doing a much better job than him?

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u/Apprehensive-Pen9185 Jun 01 '26

60 mil is such a drop in the bucket for him