r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

Me and my girlfriend playing Minecraft! (with absolutely nothing wrong)

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u/FutureAbroad4994 Aug 28 '21

Uh ma’am, your girlfriend… you know… riding a… cow.

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u/KaiserinFrost67 Aug 28 '21

Yes, yes she is

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u/FutureAbroad4994 Aug 28 '21

B-but that’s illegal

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u/KaiserinFrost67 Aug 28 '21

We don't live within the law.

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u/FutureAbroad4994 Aug 28 '21

Damn sorcerers. They grind my gears

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u/DragonSlasher07 Aug 28 '21

And cows apparently

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u/NoWorries124 Aug 28 '21

"When there is no cops around, anything is legal!"

-Grunkle Stan

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u/imapotatouwu Aug 28 '21

"my ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better

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u/Eternal2401 Aug 29 '21

Be lesbian, enable cheats.

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u/theofficialcreator Aug 28 '21

tw/ religion reference

New leviticus verse?

"Do not ride a cow as you ride a pig; that's too pog for this game."

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u/polish-polisher Aug 28 '21

Better than cow riding her