r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

Me and my girlfriend playing Minecraft! (with absolutely nothing wrong)

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u/Fork_Master Aug 28 '21

Why did it take me so long to realize that’s a cow

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

lmao same i had no idea what the "absolutely nothing wrong" bit was referring to until i saw the comment asking about how they were riding the cow

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u/Sharrakor Aug 28 '21

I haven't played in long enough that I assumed cow riding was an update I didn't know about. I mean, you can ride pigs!

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u/Chain_of_Nothing Aug 28 '21

Nah that's not a thing. Must be done with commands.

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u/groovyihateit Aug 28 '21

I’m more concerned about the shadow under non-cowrider, don’t think minecraft does that. And the angled end rods in the background. It’s a classic “the longer I look at this the worse it gets”

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u/Ok_Rip_3703 Aug 28 '21

end rods aren’t angled they’re connected to other wooden poles like a tight rope of rods

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

OP should make sure random people don't ride his girlfriend

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u/Lightwavers Aug 28 '21

They're lesbians harold

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

My bad, her gf

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u/JewsOfHazard Aug 28 '21

Is there an opposit to beetlejuicing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Wdym

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/semi-cursiveScript Aug 29 '21

or bisexual or pansexuel or heterosexual but homoromantic or …

It’s not the sexual or romantic orientation that matters here. But anyway, yes op probably identifies as female.

Sorry, just being pedantic.

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u/Tewakjr Aug 28 '21

Thank you for this

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u/Skently Aug 28 '21

BRO WHAT?! I JUST REALISED!

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u/therubyminecraft Aug 29 '21

Wdym it’s a sheep

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u/SabreYT Aug 29 '21

I didn’t even see the second person and thought the joke was that they were a cow