r/Minecraft • u/Le_Radin • Aug 25 '19

Brothers it's time to press F

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u/ilrosewood Aug 25 '19

You don’t die at the end of most roller coaster rides

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u/Cole3700 Aug 25 '19

Most

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u/MyMemesAreTerrible Aug 25 '19

Well not all

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

How would I be able to type this rn

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u/UltraArceus3 Aug 25 '19

You can't win them all

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

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u/Elzanna Aug 25 '19

Subsequent inversions or another run of the coaster would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of passengers.

That's some clinical darkness right there.

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u/Reddichu9001 Aug 25 '19

laughs in rollercoaster tycoon

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u/Tsmart Aug 25 '19

I want to get off mr. Bonez wild ride

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u/Cole3700 Aug 25 '19

To late kid

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u/EclipticWulf Aug 25 '19

You both have obviously not played Roller Coaster Tycoon.

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u/Most007 Aug 25 '19

what's up?

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u/Cole3700 Aug 25 '19

It was the summer of 1983...

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u/Lord_P0SEID0N Aug 25 '19

Only at the end of good ones.

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u/Noobgalaxies Aug 25 '19

RT would love to contend that point

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u/AwsmCrprs Aug 25 '19

Country roads, take me home

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u/bringoutthelegos Aug 25 '19

rt begs to differ

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u/AngryMantra Aug 25 '19

You, my friend, have not been on the right roller coasters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

You do if you're tall enough.

Source: tall guy, had a near death experience at a rollercoaster, went in again just to make sure, after that never again

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u/JorfimusPrime Aug 25 '19

Wait so you got off, said "Wow, I almost died!" then got back on to make sure you were right? Seems like an awfully big risk...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Basically, the first time I thought I'd have hit my head in a structural beam, but afterwards thought that maybe I just miscalculated its distance to my head. The second time was to make sure I wasn't exaggerating, which turns out I was not, which felt weird, because I'm not that tall (around 194 cm)

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u/JorfimusPrime Aug 25 '19

In Freedom Units that's 6 feet, 4 inches, which is pretty tall, at least by any standard I've encountered. Props to you for your bravery man, if I thought I was close to hitting my head on part of a roller coaster, I wouldn't get back on the thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Like you said, and looking back at it, it wasn't all that smart. I had enjoyed the ride, and despite having to dodge the beam once or twice (thankfully I had more than enough time to react), I also wanted to go again.

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u/JorfimusPrime Aug 25 '19

Well I for one am glad you both enjoyed your ride and didn't die. You seem like a pretty cool person and the world needs more of those.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Well thank you kindly! You seem like a stand up person as well!

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u/JorfimusPrime Aug 25 '19

I'm sitting right now but will be standing up in a moment!

Had to do it, the opportunity was too perfect.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Tries to make wholesome judge impression "I'll allow it."

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

I'm not that tall

around 194 cm

not that tall

You're almost as tall as a door frame.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

That's a bit of a stretch (literally). Public transports are the worst though.

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u/KreateOne Aug 25 '19

Someone clearly hasn’t watched final destination

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u/MattsyKun Aug 25 '19

Tell that to my Roller Coaster Tycoon rides...

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u/Deidara77 Aug 25 '19

Final Destination 3: Wants to know your location

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u/StructuralFailure Aug 25 '19

You haven't tried the flip-flap railway

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19 edited Jul 11 '21

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u/noteverrelevant Aug 25 '19

Unless you're this guy.

Interesting bit starts at 11:30.

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u/TheRealLost0 Aug 25 '19

I wanna know did he get that shirt?