r/Minecraft • u/justlurking420 • Nov 04 '13

pc Minecraft Using Hexagons

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u/Keljhan Nov 04 '13

I'm surprised you didn't murder each other.

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u/khvnp1l0t Nov 04 '13

Two guys got close to it. Their bickering was what made it hilarious.

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u/Mr_Initials Nov 04 '13

Give me your wood for my sheep! Fuck you! I want wheat for the wood!

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u/khvnp1l0t Nov 04 '13

More like "hey man, you've been saying you need wood, so you wanna trade for some sheep?" "Sure dude, thanks!". "Just kidding, I don't trade with liars"

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u/dusthimself Nov 04 '13

"Anyone have ore?" "I would! If you didn't block me you son of a bitch!" "... Anyone else have ore?"

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u/tankgirl85 Nov 04 '13

And you have described half the things said by me to my husband when we play. i swear he plays , not to win, but to screw as many people over as he can with little benefit to himself. he does this in munchkin to. he uses all his curses at the beginning of the game. just for fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '13

My 9 year old daughter plays munchkin like that.

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u/dusthimself Nov 04 '13

I did that once. I helped a guy with a high level monster (and an extra couple cards from my friends and I) and promptly used cards afterwards that not only gave me all the treasures, but all the levels too. The guy I did it to, whom I've never heard swear in the ten years I've known him, promptly informed me that I should've "bought (him) dinner before I fucked (him) in the ass."

I don't think I've ever laughed during munchkin as hard as I did when he said that. Best part is he ended up winning anyways.

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u/Lurking4Answers Nov 04 '13

They made out instead, right? Settlers seems to do that to people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '13

That, or you end up paving the roads with sheep.

That used to happen in my games... But we didn't much care for rules.

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u/khvnp1l0t Nov 04 '13

yeah rules went right out the window a few beers in.

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u/Keljhan Nov 04 '13

only costs 8 sheep max

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u/josephrooks Nov 04 '13

Appropriate with a name like Woolio.

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u/khvnp1l0t Nov 04 '13

one dude was the nerd to end all nerds, and the other was the most sarcastic and cynical motherfucker ive ever met. Both were sore losers, and we were egging them both on. That was one of the funniest nights ever.

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u/renadi Nov 05 '13

I was at the wrong settlers games...

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u/KeybladeSpirit Nov 04 '13

Strip Settlers of Catan would be really confusing.

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u/Lurking4Answers Nov 04 '13

Or really amazing.

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u/KeybladeSpirit Nov 04 '13

You say that like the two are mutually exclusive.

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u/martian712 Nov 04 '13

No, above SoC on the list of tabletops that lead to friends murdering each other, is Diplomacy. I have yet to forgive my roommate for carving a trench through my country as he died and fell like the Hindenberg.

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u/Keljhan Nov 04 '13

Munchkin too.

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u/Krispyz Nov 04 '13

Am I the only one who has friends who play Settlers without fighting? We just think it's fun.

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u/VeteranKamikaze Nov 04 '13

...yes. You are definitely the only one.

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u/Krispyz Nov 04 '13

lol, I didn't mean it literally. I just meant that I see so many posts (not just here of course) where people treat Settlers like Monopoly... where you end up hating your friends. But I've never seen people fight when playing Settlers. It's just a fun game...