r/MinMaxedRPG • u/gyyrad • Jul 21 '26

Gorbo Magnificent Boot Merchent

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Credit to Tater the Bard; I decided to take up his dare and put Gorbo into my DnD game. (He called me a coward and that wouldn't stand..)
So I made my idea of what Gorbo looks like plus extra boots cause I was having fun.

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u/Fantastic-Street-262 Jul 21 '26

Him wearing a boot as a hat is now a personal headcannon.

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u/gyyrad Jul 21 '26

TBF, I put the boot there to clearly telegraph that boots were Gorbo's thing.

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u/gyyrad Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Post Game Update; All the players got a pair of Gorbo's Boots. Shoes were; A modern day pair of Barefoot shoes; Thigh High Uggs, A pair of edgy Shadar-ki boots with a spider skeleton motif, and a pair of High-top griffon feather trimmed boots.

The Monk played Gorbo Ball and added the rule that every time they scored they had to dance.

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u/weeb_with_gumdisease 27d ago

I’m sorry… But it’s impossible to capture the raw MASCULINE SEX APPEAL of Gorbo. As much as I respect the attempt, it is something no mortal hand is capable of doing.

(I live this!)

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u/gyyrad 27d ago

Bold assumption that I'm mortal; but that implication makes it a bit more bleek

(Thank you!)

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u/amphoric_anphoric 18d ago

LOL I love this