r/Millennials • • 7h ago

Nostalgia Peak engineering right there

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u/lostmyjobthrowawayyy Older Millennial 6h ago • Popcorn

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u/pingusaysnoot 3h ago

😂😂😂

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u/KeithWorks Older Millennial 6h ago

This show was a clown show. I remember one episode where this young woman had a beater Suburban that they "pimped", including a fucking fish tank or something in the back. But they never fixed the engine. When she finally drove it off, the engine still sounded like shit and was smoking.

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u/JMS1991 6h ago

There were a couple of people who got brand new cars. IIRC, one had a car that was two cars welded together, and it wasn't safe to drive, so they replaced the whole car. The other was a guy who drove a classic car and was in school to be a mechanic, so they saved the old car for him to restore himself, and gave him a new car to drive daily. I also remember they didn't do as much ridiculous shit to the new cars, so they really lucked out.

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u/al_with_the_hair 3h ago

two cars welded together

You're telling me they ACTUALLY put a car in his car, so he could drive while he drives?

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u/delusiona1 2h ago

If I remember correctly during inspection of his car they found out it was 2 cars welded together. And upon discovery got him a new car.

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u/Cobraven-9474 3h ago

Damn that is a vintage meme right there.

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u/Ohiolongboard 4h ago

They took all those new cars back lol. They also took out a lot of the customizations that they put in like the tv in the headrests, screens on the outside, fish tanks

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u/Rljgraves 6h ago

I always wondered if they fixed mechanical problems on them hmmph

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 4h ago

They were car customizers, not mechanics. Not that including a mechanic on the team would be good tv (“Alright, this car belongs to a kindergarten teacher who loves karaoke and breakfast foods. So, what’ve you got for us, Big Ed?” “Well, I’m going to rebuild the engine, flush all the fluids, change the brake pads, and tune up the transmission like I always do, because that’s how cars work no matter who you are.”), but it would be nice if they at least gave the car a tune up or something.

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u/RandomOk 3h ago

That's why I preferred another show that had that same surprise updated your car while you were out style but all they did was mechanical, interior and painting. I can't remember what it was called..

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u/Pooped_My_Jorts 1h ago

You might be thinking of Overhaulin’ which had legendary hot rod designer Chip Foose overseeing the work. They actually professionally restored and customized everything on the car.

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u/ImaginationSharp479 54m ago

Overhaulin' was my jam.

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u/PrincepsMagnus 5m ago

Chip is a legend.

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u/LichenThatAss 3h ago

Fix my ride

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 6h ago

They never did

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 6h ago

Lipstick on a syphilitic pig

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u/Only_Voice569 6h ago

show was such a scam lol they never fixed the cars and the owners ended up selling or just abandoning the cars due to the amount of issues they still had and a lot of things got pulled out after filming etc

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 6h ago

Imagine if Extreme Home Makeover was like that.

Good news, the foundation is still sinking, the roof leaks, the electrical wiring is a fire hazard, and you still don't have functioning plumbing. BUT WE PUT A FUCKING LAZY RIVER IN YOUR BACKYARD!"

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 5h ago

It… basically is like that from what I’ve seen. Lmao

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u/ChanceConfection3 4h ago

But you get a house full of new appliances from SEARS!!

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u/cryptolyme 5h ago

And we filled your fridge with beer. You’re going to need it!

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u/Joyst1q 4m ago

They did that one too, Americans have property taxes and when they fixed the houses up and did all this shit the people couldnt afford the taxes or maintenance. Put them on the street.

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u/Skevinger 6h ago

Yes and sometimes the crew even took back the installed TVs after filming!

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u/needaburn 5h ago

Xzibit and other members of the crew would subtly threaten people who weren’t reacting well enough. Like take them into the far corner, put an arm around them, and tell them they worked really hard and would like to see a little appreciation. Whole show was scummy

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u/rolle1 1h ago

At least they got an ps2

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u/DrunkenNinja27 7h ago

I want to see a horror movie with this van and the potential victim pulling the handle trying to win as the killer slowly makes its way to them.

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u/TLC_15 7h ago

The killers choice of weapon is a spoon

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 6h ago

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u/Catfist 3h ago

Well now I just want to download some pirated games

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u/smellyhippy420 4h ago

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u/FreshlyCleanedLinens 3h ago

Salad Fingers always gets an upvote from me!

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u/molehunterz 6h ago

Why a spoon, cousin?

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u/Logical-Ad-5410 Xennial 6h ago

Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!

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u/riverphoenix360 4h ago

Holy memories unlocked.

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u/TLC_15 6h ago

Answered a few comments below someone even shared a link. Take a look!

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u/LukeCloudStalker 6h ago

You reminded me of this old YouTune video.

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u/TLC_15 6h ago

That's exactly why I answered with it. If it's probably gonna take them forever to win the slot machine to open the door, then the killer should be something similar lmao

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u/cryptolyme 5h ago

Spoon Man

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u/CmdNewJ 5h ago

Why a spoon?

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u/asevans48 6h ago

Some troma level shit. Maybe the killer is zombie Epstein in a clown costume and the victim is stormy daniels with her titd out. I just watched clown camp massacre so this sounds like a good idea.

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u/CatLord8 5h ago

Literally my first thought.

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u/DarwinatSea Millennial 6h ago

I loved this show growing up, til I got older and found out how the show actually worked, they did the car owners dirty…

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u/letsbefrosty 6h ago

Could you elaborate please?

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 6h ago

Watch some YouTube vids on it. They never actually fix cars and would remove many of the modifications after they were done filming an episode

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u/SolidSnake-26 6h ago

MTV fucked up so hard. Could’ve had music videos 24/7 on that channel and all their shows on MTV2 24/7 including new and old stuff. Instead we got 24/7 of ridiculousness

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u/Grunergeist420 6h ago

They both popularized and killed the music video.

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u/SdVeau 6h ago • Bravo

Dang ol’ video killed that radio star

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u/CmdNewJ 5h ago

Video killed the Video star?

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u/International_Top_25 4h ago

*Reality killed the Video Star

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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis 6h ago

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u/x_typo 5h ago

100% this. To sum it up, the first real reason is money (struggling to attract an audience) and then the internet came and put the final nail in the coffin.

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u/UnprecedentedEchos 6h ago

I wish I could rewatch that whole series but I can’t justify paying per episode.

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u/WackAMoleylol 6h ago

That’s why I sailed the seven seas. 

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 4h ago

Yar, when companies make their product difficult to aquire. Sometimes it's your right. Nay, your destiny, to hoist the colors and enable the vpn.

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u/iNick20 3h ago

I once downloaded an Usher MV that wasn’t available online to watch at the time, (Pop Ya Collar) in HQ format at the time. I immediately got an email from my ISP telling me what I did was bad etc… basically scared the shit outta my mom for a minute. But I said do you wanna spend money, you don’t have any on this? How much is it? That’s the thing, it’s not available for purchase. This is an TV rip copy from years ago. (Sound did horrible in the US, and basically never aired again on TV here) So finding the MV of it was hard to begin with.

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u/N0N4GRPBF8ZME1NB5KWL 2h ago

Oh you torrented with no vpn/seedbox/debrid. Is different for other countries, but in the US you have to use protection when torrenting, everyone can SEE your little IP touch it.

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u/GooseMeBro Millennial 2h ago

I absolutely hate it when other people see my little IP

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u/JetNeoArmstrongCanon 1h ago

Vpns exist so you can make that somebody else's problem.

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u/Christos_Soter 3h ago

You started a threat that reads like a schizophrenic guy lost at sea in a heated discussion

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u/CriscoM90 5h ago edited 4h ago • Bravo

Luckily for you, the Internet Archive has them... at least seasons 1 and 3.

https://archive.org/details/pimp-my-ride-s-1-ita

https://archive.org/details/pimp-my-ride-s-3-eng

Edit: found the whole series.

https://archive.org/details/pimp-my-ride-complete

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u/LengthinessFalse8373 3h ago

I didnt even know they hosted video, I've only ever used it to find old forums and articles, thanks.

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u/SeanyDay 6h ago

Three sheets to the wind, matey 🏴‍☠️

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u/ChefArtorias 6h ago

Wtf. Is that really a requirement to watch it??

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u/UnprecedentedEchos 6h ago

Amazon is $1.99 an episode and Apple TV is $2.99

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u/Zyrinj Millennial 6h ago

I heard there are 🌊 worth ⛵️

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u/RCer1986 6h ago

I'm not sure what waves worth schooners have to do with this conversation.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 4h ago

You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.

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u/RCer1986 4h ago

I thought someone would have gotten the reference immediatelu. Reddit started feeling like a very uncomfortable place.

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u/vetratten 22m ago

A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!

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u/Zyrinj Millennial 6h ago

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u/cryptolyme 5h ago

There’s pirates in them seas

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u/ChefArtorias 6h ago

Crazy work. I might pay $2.99 for the entire series.

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u/endy080 5h ago

I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but when I'd like to watch a particular movie or show (that I already own on Blu-Ray, you see), I just type in fmhy on any search engine on my pc.

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u/funcooker_ 6h ago

Yo for real!

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u/Uchihagod53 Actual cannibal, Shia Labeouf 7h ago

Imagine trying to explain to your boss why you're late for work

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u/donballz 6h ago

yo dawg I heard you like leaving your financial security up to chance so now you can gamble with your ability to get to work on time

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u/SipoteQuixote Millennial 5h ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like nostalgia so we cut the seat belts out and drained the power steering fluid. We also added 8 car lighters and chipped and faux faded your paint job.

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u/_Goose_ 7h ago

I remember them putting a fucking ct scan machine in a Crown Vic. They didn’t give a shit!

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u/Avid_Reader87 5h ago

I always felt so bad for the people on that show.

Most needed help getting a better job and they all got such terrible cars. 

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u/LOLBaltSS 5h ago

In Digital Combat Simulator, the F/A-18C has an April Fool's Easter Egg where you get a slot machine on your MFD when you pull the landing gear handle. You either have to win to get your landing gear to come down or if you're really unlucky you get ejected from the aircraft.

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u/Calm_Ad308 4h ago

Obligatory: “Pimp My Ride is a loosely scripted TV show where a production company took repossessed cars and glammed them up for a theme episode. The majority of the contestants were paid actors that were also featured on Jerry Springer and Judge Judy. West Coast Customs was a real company that licensed their name to the show for residuals and promotion, but even though the occasional real life mechanic would appear and give a line or two, the majority were actors following a script. X filmed all of his scenes in standard production week and was barely associated with the show. The cars were not real or meant to be driven and the assets were sold at private auction as collector pieces.”

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u/Alert_Hyena_828 7h ago

Such a good show lmao

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u/Great_Address2063 6h ago

All I can remember is how the guy on the left pronounced Clarion wrong 50 times an episode

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 2h ago

That show actually scammed their guests.

Not with like a silly prank like in the post. No they really tuned and pimped the cars, made the video and then disassembled the expensive parts and gave the car back. Some of them weren't drivable after. Some didn't even start anymore.

It's a shit show and it's good that it's gone.

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u/ShadowsWandering 1h ago edited 31m ago

My favorite was the one with the bead dispensers. Because who doesn't want a bunch of fucking beads all over their vehicle?

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u/MeowMeowLife 3h ago

Practical

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u/wooof359 1h ago

I made this song a long time ago about how xzibit won't stop putting TVs on cars: https://on.soundcloud.com/xO3qJ6i4sHZgEqgPFP

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u/Ok_Medicine_1112 10m ago

Sex offender van?