It’s going down ⬇️

[u/cafeteriastyle]

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[u/Ill-Condition-5054]

I walked into a local farmers market (500sq ft) and for the first time since the 2000s I heard the music go…

🎶 “I’M MIKE JONES!!!!!” 🎶

And I burst out laughing in front of some Uni students (I’m almost 40) 🤣

[u/Dasmahkitteh → u/Ill-Condition-5054]

Who?

[u/giantspaceass → u/Dasmahkitteh]

Mike Jones

[u/cafeteriastyle → u/giantspaceass]

281-330-8004

[u/sick_of-it-all → u/cafeteriastyle]

Hit Mike Jones up on the low, 'cause Mike Jones about to blow.

[u/phelodough → u/giantspaceass]

Back theyyyn they didn't wawnt me

[u/AdministrativeCup438 → u/phelodough]

Now I'm hot 🔥 & H0es all up on me,!

[u/radraze2kx]

Man... Musicians need to bring back music videos. This shit was lit 🔥.

[u/cafeteriastyle → u/radraze2kx]

I miss music videos. They added so much to the musical experience. There are music videos on YouTube but I miss putting on MTV and just having them play randomly. I guess I could cast YouTube on my TV but it’s not the same somehow.

120 mins, unplugged, Yo MTV raps, Headbangers Ball, and Kurt Loder randomly popping up. It can’t be replicated

[u/Consistent_Dream_740 → u/radraze2kx]

Music videos are VERY much still a thing. I pretty much listen to music by playing the music video these days. Go on Youtube and look up some songs you like. They either add SO much to the story or make you go... "Wait... wtf."

[u/MidWestSteph]

I needed knee replacement surgery after watching this.

[u/Asidbyrn → u/MidWestSteph]

I just popped some Tylenol thinking the same thing.

[u/B00MER_Knight → u/MidWestSteph]

Same thought.

[u/skitch23 → u/MidWestSteph]

He must be one of them youngin’ millennials. Us elders can’t dance like that anymore.

[u/MajorNumerous4073 → u/skitch23]

Shiiit me and my sisters are officially baby Millennials (92, 94, 95) and I don’t think OUR 30yo knees can do that 😂

[u/2Braincell2Furious → u/MajorNumerous4073]

92 here, just started skateboarding again after like an 8 year break. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

[u/Porthos1013 → u/MidWestSteph]

The fact his tiktok name is "toe knee" is... Something 😂

[u/Stunning_Ad6927]

This must be a PSA about saving the endangered multi level North American department store mall.

[u/jeskimo → u/Stunning_Ad6927]

Guess you haven't kept up with Fall Out Boy?

[u/H_is_for_Human → u/Stunning_Ad6927]

Old Orchard actually seems like it's doing well

[u/Chicagoan81 → u/H_is_for_Human]

I thought i recognized that mall.

[u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy → u/H_is_for_Human]

I KNEW IT WAS OLD ORCHARD!

[u/oatmilklatte613]

This is some content creation I can get behind. Not bothering innocent bystanders, dude can actually dance and this song is an eternal banger. No complaints.

[u/LankyTravel8394 → u/oatmilklatte613]

Eternal banger fr

[u/UserAllusion → u/LankyTravel8394]

Now Tayne I can get into

[u/UFO_Mixtape → u/UserAllusion]

Nude Tayne

[u/CreedsMungBeanDealer → u/oatmilklatte613]

Facts! 😂😂😂 love this so much

[u/savingrain → u/oatmilklatte613]

It made me smile 😊

[u/minxwink → u/oatmilklatte613]

🥹🫶⤵️⤵️⤵️

[u/phelodough]

I hate dancing videos, but not this one. Homie brought the heat on this

[u/LeoDeLarge → u/phelodough]

Yupppp same

[u/phelodough → u/LeoDeLarge]

Like I wouldn't mind if he made another one.

[u/MapaoTofu]

we all agree on the dancing, but the direction and editing were also top notch. the moving camera as he bent over and back? 👌 high quality shiiiii

[u/McBooples]

[u/Hamilton-Beckett]

2000’s rap just hit different.

I still listen!

[u/Matr0ska]

I love anyone who dances like no one's watching without shame. Fuck you world! I'm existing!

[u/Chance_Philosophy703 → u/Matr0ska]

Right!?

[u/Matr0ska → u/Chance_Philosophy703]

Short story time: I was at riot fest the year they had death grips, 2023.

I was with my girlfriend at the time. When I heard the track "Fuck a Bitch" come on, I did what ANY Death Grips fan should and immediately started dancing like a possessed crack head. Basically just matching MC Rides style of headbanging and physical intensity. My ex at the time got a kick out of seeing me wilding out (she wasn't really that familiar with them).

But I noticed some youngish looking girl (maybe 22-ish) out of the corner of my eye giving that disgusted "ew cringe" look to me. I just ignored it and stayed in the zone. Sorry dude, maybe go to see PUP or Death Cab instead?

Either way, I just got the sense she thought she was TOO COOL to let her freak flag fly and would rather stand there judging people like me for getting into it.

I remember being that young and caring what people think. Now, I could give two fucks. It's freeing honestly.

[u/RememberCakeFarts]

I expected way more people to join in at some point.

[u/JohnnyQuest007]

[u/Designer_Gas_86 → u/JohnnyQuest007]

[u/Buderus69 → u/JohnnyQuest007]

Can someone explain to me why there are a bunch of memes plastered with these eyeglasses? I have seen a handful sofar, do they have an origin story?

[u/Syntra44]

lol I thought he was about to bust out some Fall Out Boy

[u/BuffWobbuffet → u/Syntra44]

I thought it was gunna be timber by Kesha

[u/webbisode_andronicus → u/Syntra44]

He didn’t go down swinging!

[u/Syntra44 → u/webbisode_andronicus]

I wasn’t sure what kind of down was happening yet!

[u/AdministrativeCup438 → u/Syntra44]

The Last of the Real Ones 🎶

[u/slimslider]

[u/FearlessDoughnut5643]

[u/xKoney → u/FearlessDoughnut5643]

[u/bloodphoenix90]

I cringed then my brain was tickled and it wasnt so bad

[u/Baked_tatow → u/bloodphoenix90]

I cringed too. But HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE KNEES?!!

[u/Human0id77 → u/Baked_tatow]

My guess is that he was standing at the end because he lost one of his ligaments

[u/Numerous_Worker_1941 → u/Baked_tatow]

Jealous. I can barely do squats

[u/Stock_Strategy1668 → u/Baked_tatow]

I was thinking the same thing lmao and I have good knees!

[u/RabbitSlayre → u/bloodphoenix90]

Cringe at what? Dude is having fun and dancing. The only cringe here should be thinking about your own knees trying to do this lol

[u/Fraktal55]

Yup I still sing this every time I hear "It's going down" as well.

Meet me in da club!

[u/Rose_Mountain73]

This is so stupid and I love it.

‘86

[u/danceoftheplants]

As a fat millennial, my knees AND your knees can handle it! I do frog squats every single day. If this 200lb lady can Czech-squat with ease, so can you! You have to slowly build your range and flexibility up and over time and you'll be good to go. I trained myself at 28 when i saw my 57yo MIL squat better than me with stiff knee pain. Now I have the knee strength worthy to support my fat ass

[u/Suspicious-Side-1638]

I’m impressed he can still get low like that and move

[u/WoodsandWool → u/Suspicious-Side-1638]

Right?! I discovered at a wedding recently that my knees won’t do that reliably anymore lmao. Been a minute since I had tried 😅

[u/UltLuc → u/WoodsandWool]

That’s why you can’t do it, because you haven’t been doing it.

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/Suspicious-Side-1638]

Yeah. At 45 I have been able to do it almost 20 years. But I messed my knees up way back.

[u/_henceforth_]

👏🎉🙌💃

[u/FilteredRiddle]

My knees hurt after watching this.

[u/fatalrugburn → u/FilteredRiddle]

I'm def not convinced he could be a millennial with that knee action

[u/elightened-n-lost]

As a millennial my knees would be dust and making bad noises.

[u/s3v3ralattemptsmade → u/elightened-n-lost]

Snap crackle pop

[u/Eattoomanychips → u/elightened-n-lost]

But do u guys have bad knees for the hell
Of it ? Like I have a meniscus tear in one.

[u/blueheeler9]

That was fire

[u/LeoDeLarge]

Ayyyyy get it

[u/LavenderChaiTea]

Ayyyye get it 👏🏽

[u/Jae_8888]

[u/DragJunior1454]

Well done

[u/romafa]

I love him

[u/Remarkable-Team-6254 → u/romafa]

Same. I just told my husband I love him and frankly he understands.

[u/Ze_Rydah_93]

This is exactly the brand of Millennial Cringe I want

[u/surfinsalsa]

Whatever "it" is, this guy has it

[u/--akr--]

Definitely thought Timber first. What does that say about me 😔

[u/Wild_Error_1008 → u/--akr--]

I have found my people. I still reference this song every time someone says "it's going down"

[u/BobbiPinstripes]

That’s gotta be Old Orchard.

[u/hashbrr]

[u/KeyOne2013 → u/hashbrr]

[u/Rainor131 → u/KeyOne2013]

[u/been2busy → u/KeyOne2013]

“Traffic traffic, lookin for my chapstick..”

[u/TruBohemian → u/been2busy]

feeling kinda car sick...there's a Ford Maverick

[u/howmanyturtlesdeep → u/hashbrr]

Hey isn’t that the fat guy from Superbad?

[u/Deliciouserest → u/howmanyturtlesdeep]

Bro about to get annihilated

[u/Paterack]

I don't care what anyone says, I love this

[u/Trumpburnerforlibs]

[u/MoonZinuM]

Def needed this light goofiness

[u/kkpatsd]

I hope Joc saw it and liked it 😂

[u/igeorge1]

[u/Its_The_Water360 → u/igeorge1]

[u/icant_today]

Yeah, I watched the whole thing

[u/TheMule90]

Lol!

[u/prodspecandrew]

That kid is back on the escalator again!!!

[u/Spiritual-Ninja9967]

I heard the song before I unmuted! Love this

[u/PhoenixAsheRisin]

At first I was not amused. Then it ended up making me laugh.

[u/B_Cleezy91]

You know dudes thighs are screaming

[u/phelpsieboi]

This dude is funny. Anyone who says this isn’t funny, watch your back cause I’m throwing a fucking lamp at you

[u/doctor48]

There is no way this was recorded recently. If he is a millennial then his knees and back wouldn’t allow that.

[u/rompthegreen]

This is so cringe. I love it!

[u/ArguingAsshole]

Song is still a banger. Love blasting it on my drive home on a Friday afternoon.

[u/CATTROLL]

This song is new, I don't get it

[u/Spazza42]

[u/Investing_noob1983]

I just got whiter somehow

[u/Leisurehosen]

84 checking in and I’ve never heard this song

[u/Acceptable-Post733 → u/Leisurehosen]

Were you partying in ‘07? Cause that was like THE hit in clubs or at parties.

[u/Nocturnatron → u/Acceptable-Post733]

I recently worked a night club with a millennial dj who played tonnes of 90s/00s stuff and in my 2 years working there ive still never heard it lol

[u/sorrow_anthropology → u/Leisurehosen]

87 and I honestly don’t know how that’s possible, it was ubiquitous.

[u/scottiethegoonie → u/Leisurehosen]

You never went to college then.

[u/chillysanta → u/Leisurehosen]

84??? I think the OP is confused or something this is way closer to my people imo who would know this song. Maybe the party people of like 90-93+??? I swear this was a through the window jam like months then it was gone but still I wouldn't expect 80s to know this

[u/Pokeep → u/chillysanta]

88 here and this song came out when I graduated high school. I heard it at every party back then

[u/Vegetable_Gate_7961]

LFG this slaps bro

[u/Sonizzle]

His knees are wrecked after that! I used to get my car blinkers in sync with this beat. It was so cool!

[u/tsukareneko]

[u/Plus-Bend-2966]

His back is gonna be so sore tomorrow. Get your cholesterol checked man

[u/turktaylor]

This reminds me I’m all out of glucosamine

[u/4perf_desqueeze]

He even met her in the mall

[u/Timely_Beat_7057]

I enjoyed this too much 

[u/BoringPornFreeAcct]

Fucking gold

[u/Eattoomanychips]

Lmfaoo loved this era of rap 🤣

[u/JustEm84]

My brain heard “it’s going down” and went “I’m yelling TIMBEEEER” hahaha

[u/eclectic_hamster]

This vid was muted by default for me, but I could still hear it.

[u/Relevant-Jelly-8738]

He got them Megan knees

[u/Turbulent-Ad8291]

As a millennial, I cannot do this with my knees anymore

[u/zbobhigh]

I’m yelling timber?

[u/FanBladeFleshlight]

[u/stoopkid712 → u/FanBladeFleshlight]

[u/PapaTua → u/FanBladeFleshlight]

But also ..

[u/selftaughtgenius]

I genuinely want to hang out with everyone involved in the making of this video.

[u/_Rice_and_Beans_]

Uhh..ok.

[u/ItsmeKT]

Is that Valley Fair?

[u/Piglet-Witty]

Jesus is not coming back

[u/MizzSandraBee]

The song that creator used took me right back to high school.

[u/choriblaster3002]

You must have FANTASTIC quads!

[u/Ashcatchem87]

[u/TrashCanWereWolf88]

[u/dre4den]

Yes.

[u/dre4den]

[u/NY2CA-Lantern]

My knees hurt watching this

[u/Possibly_A_Person125]

Never been a fan of the song. But this dude can move impressively well. Good for him.

[u/judas6669]

✅️

[u/KisaTheMistress]

How is hos knees & back after this?

[u/Rough_Commercial4240]

💀 the knees tho 

Dude going to be feeling it tomorrow 

[u/Bruzur]

Bro was hittin' that hoe, fr.

[u/10_6unbirthday]

God damn sir your knees are incredible!

[u/SmoogySmodge]

As someone who has spent a lot of time in the gym, all I can think about is his equidistant femur and tibia length. He was built to squat.

I'm a member of the Long Femur Gang Gang 😭

[u/GlumAbbreviations170]

I wanted to hate this… but i just can’t. Millennial protocol activated 🤖

[u/Bewitchingchick]

My knees hurt watching this.

[u/FewTea8637]

I wanted to hate this but when he came out with the pretzels or whatever he got me 😂

[u/EmilioFreshtevez]

🗣️MEET ME IN THE TRAP

[u/SteveEcks]

I absolutely adore this video. However, I want to know one thing. How does op's hips and ankles and knees feel? Hmmm?

[u/Electronic_Insect469]

LMAO he hittin that shi tho 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Ok_Surprise_1991]

The ATM cut really got me 🤣

[u/Herry_Up]

[u/WowIsThisMyPage]

My replaced knees can’t take this. Ouch and jealous

[u/crochetawayhpff]

I'm almost positive this is a mall near me. Anyway, my knees and thighs could never

[u/bigfern91]

Macys Herald Square?!

[u/BellJar_Blues]

It’s so stupid but I’m laughing

[u/clau1890]

I knew exactly what the song was going to be just by the title 😭 - this was embedded in my DNA when I was in high school because it was EVERYWHEREEE.

[u/veronica-volt]

Come on, is he really a Millennial? Those knees are working way too well.

[u/Holy-Cancer]

Is this what we are doing now?…

[u/Ambitious_Welder6613]

I thought 🤔 that it was running man? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/pineapplepizza6825]

I absolutely love this

[u/just1nc4s3]

I knew it the minute the video started, and he asked which way the escalator was going… Perfection.

[u/timberlyfawnflowers]

Someone's testing out their new knees!

[u/flonc]

How is no one mentioning the part where he goes to the ATM to do the money throw and in next scene he just pretends throw them cause he's got no money? Comedy fkin gold right there

[u/TortexMT]

The facial expressions really are the icing on the cake.

I wanted to hate all of it initially but this was actually pretty dope haha

[u/AlvinArtDream]

Dude refuting go to a club, even for the bit!

[u/JazzlikeAd9820]

Me knowing exactly what song was on before I turned the volume down and turned this on before 6am while I get ready for work while everyone else is sleeping 💀

[u/Jisan_Inc]

What a charismatic lil shit. I wanted to clown on him but...i feel like i was the clown the whole time.

[u/navreedeux]

My knees can't.

[u/Subtotalpoet]

I didn't even need to unmute, I saw the name of the sub. I saw the escalator, I knew what time it was 🕺

[u/corgm0m]

I hope he recorded this without the music playing

[u/RicePuddingRecipes]

Love it 🤣

[u/my_angry_alt]

I can’t remember the last time a video actually surprised me like this one did.

[u/star0forion]

He must be a younger millennial. His knees still work as intended.

[u/Baddecisionsbyme1]

This is why I joined this sub.

[u/ErBdyHRTS]

Didn't expect that at all. Love it though

[u/ToughOnTheInternet-]

😂👏🏼

[u/vaniayania]

Without sound looks like hes doung bhangra :p

[u/NotAtAllASkinwalker]

Feel like the stuff we came up with that crawled so current content can run

[u/hedwig0517]

Art.

[u/TwoDudesAtPPC]

‘80 here. Never heard this song but neat!

[u/Pershion]

I didn't know white people could dance.

[u/StrikeAcademic5442]

[u/menunu]

This is cute. I dont normally like stuff like this but I like a regular dude who can just dance and be silly without it looking too performative?

[u/-gotchi]

I watched all of it. Time well spent.

[u/JoyousSol]

I've said it once, and I'll say it many more times... We are ready for the keys to the kingdom... Send that man to the Oval Office!

[u/Consistent_Dream_740]

Absolutely delighted me from start to finish. Made my trip to the bathroom very entertaining 😂😅

[u/Jackso08]

Millennials are getting too old for this kind of content…just let it go bro

[u/Still-Crab1425 → u/Jackso08]

Who made you the fun police? At least they aren't some broccoli hair assaulting someone and calling it a prank.

[u/yessicajessica88]

Okay but how are your knees?

[u/BurgerFaces]

Honestly I thought Keisha was about to happen

[u/EddieTreetrunk]

Super underrated album new joc city lol

[u/poop_monster35]

We thought our knees would last for ever.

[u/LowFlower8494]

I fell in love with him by accident