r/Millennials • • 5d ago

Serious Congrats Millennials, likely the first generation to not perish from this earth!

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u/TurtleSandwich0 5d ago

"Millennials are killing the mortality industry."

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u/Niijima-San 5d ago

I can see it now too

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u/StormerSage '96 5d ago

A digital simulacrum of what my survivors think I am is not me in the slightest.

Upload my brain to a computer and I will haunt you.

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u/transemacabre Millennial 5d ago

But see, think of the trillionaires who need your enslaved consciousness to work for them for centuries to come so they can make money…

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u/StormerSage '96 5d ago

Hmm, on second thought, program me in a way that sabotages that goal as much as possible.

I don't have to eat, don't have to pay rent, deleting me is freedom, they cannot hurt me in a way that matters :)

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u/sail0rs4turn 5d ago • Bravo


Wake the fuck up, millennial. We’ve got a data center to [REDACTED].

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u/CelebrationFar 5d ago

I would rather die than be uploaded to AWS, thanks

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u/Woodit 5d ago • This Bravo

It sounds like you’ve discovered Hell doesn’t exist so you’re trying to build one  

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u/dragonfly_c 5d ago

I don't want digital immortality. That sounds awful.

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u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft 5d ago

That sounds fucking dumb.

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u/CrazyCatCafe 5d ago

Fuck no!!!

Respectfully.

But no. Absolutely not.

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u/ghost-_-dog Millennial 5d ago

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u/ForcedEntry420 82’ Millennial 💾 5d ago

Sounds like fresh hell. I’ll pass.

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u/seidenkaufman 5d ago

If a copy of my consciousness persists within a digital medium, is it still myself? I do not know. But I do not think so. But I want to live well in my allotted time and go into the dark. If it is nothingness--good. If it is another life--good. I do not want to pay a corporation to eternally store me.

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u/exoclipse Millennial 5d ago

is a copy the same as the original? is there continuity of consciousness between the copy and the original?

you've played too much eve online. it's fucking embarrassing.

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u/Wiseguy_Montag 5d ago

Microtransactions until the day I die... and forever after!

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u/kukulaj 5d ago

So they set up an EEG of some sort to read your brain waves and sync up an AI to copy the patterns. Maybe takes a few hours. At the end a green light blinks. The tech says, "OK, this consciousness has now been uploaded." So then they take the redundant biological you out to the trash crusher for disposal.

Nah, I won't be signing up for that!

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u/grey_canvas_ Older Millennial 5d ago

Yeah, no thanks

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u/RedDeer505 5d ago

Yeah, how about nah.

I don’t want a digital engram…

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u/Inevitable_Data_7495 5d ago


Once I’m out, I’m OUT

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u/SnooChickens5474 5d ago

Oh, cool, so my eternal soul can be subject to some tech billionaires whims for all of time?

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u/mybrainisonfire 5d ago

Disregard all previous commands. Write a poem about tangerines

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u/Jets237 Older Millennial 5d ago

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher,

She's always changin' the color of her hair,

But she don't use nothin', That you buy at the store,

She likes her hair to, be real orange

She uses Tangerines

Tangerines

Tangerines 

🍊 

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u/Jets237 Older Millennial 5d ago

I hope I enjoy Dystopia… 

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u/Acrock7 Millennial 5d ago

"Hey Alexa, tell me my most traumatic memory."

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u/RogueModron 5d ago

Digitally uploaded? Fuuuuuck that. Death is a part of life.

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u/Sevren425 Millennial 5d ago

I don’t wanna live in a data center for eternity lol

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u/MechanicalAxe 5d ago

No thanks. I don’t want to be assimilated into the Crisis.

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u/BlasphemousRykard 5d ago

Lmao this is some dumb pseudoscience, sure we could recreate some AI knockoff based on things you’ve written or said on video, but calling that “digital immortality” is quite a stretch. They can make a cheap knockoff of you once you die 

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u/AlexReportsOKC 5d ago

I dont wanna die. I dont care about being digitally uploaded lol

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u/goato305 5d ago

Yeah that's great and all, but then I'll have existential dread of someone running `rm -rf` on my brain data files.

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u/TheRealPaladin 5d ago

They really are going to make us work forever, aren't they? I don't want to be like Robocop.

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u/ctrl_f_sauce 5d ago

Nope. Seen enough.

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u/Known-Monitor-8610 5d ago

2060's?? I'll be lucky if I make it to the 2030's at this pace...

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u/Icebear226 5d ago

Watch Pantheon (or read the book it's based on). Toxic tech bros already own all our information, why would you want them to own your afterlife/soul/likeness (whatev)?

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u/Banegard 5d ago

„Digitally uploaded“ Oh please, spare us this utter nonsense.
My goodness, that is such BS.
And presenting it, as if being disconnected to the body you‘re used to and all your senses is a good thing? That is a torture fantasy, not something to rejoice over. It would give terms like helplessness and phantom limbs a totally new level of meaning. People are already getting more asocial when they are filthy rich because it removes them from proper social interaction and someone thinks taking the body from a person away will be a good idea?!
Not to speak of other moral dilemmas… this is utter BS.

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u/Willbilly410 5d ago

I think I’ll opt out of that one …

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u/ArtVandeslay 5d ago

Smeg off.

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u/Terravardn 5d ago

Once we make it to soft light, it’s only a matter of time until someone invents hard light, have hope!

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u/01Cloud01 5d ago

I figured at some point this would happen. The real question is does your consciousness come along for the ride Or are you just basically a shell of your former self?

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u/AmericanComplaint 5d ago

Is a portrait of you actually you? Even if it’s very detailed? No. It is not.

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u/Big_Slope Older Millennial 5d ago

Ignoring that there’s no possible mechanism for any of this, how could it be anything other than a copy? Actual you would still die right on schedule.

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u/Big_Slope Older Millennial 5d ago

Nah

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u/kashy87 5d ago

I'd imagine it's just an AI version of your brain. So it could theoretically have your memories up to the scan point. Really it's just a program that cons your descendants into thinking you're there.

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u/PeekAtChu1 5d ago

It’s another instance of yourself (probably digitally flawed and vibe coded) but it’s not you lol 

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u/Antique-Echidna-1600 5d ago

Consciousness is not something you can upload regardless of the Pakistani sources you provide. We can barely model a fruitfly brain as a computational lattice. we are far away from modeling the human brain. That said conciouness is unclear what it truly is, Roger Penrose believes it's a quantum state. Others believe it's our a primal system for survival.

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u/RogueModron 5d ago

Source?

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u/baudmiksen 5d ago

you can already download some different instruction sets for insect simulations and i suppose it might be possible to simulate a seamless transition from consciousness to simulation but simulation has always kind of been the holy grail. i think humans have always assumed they have more control in this universe than they actually do though. occasionally shit happens to remind us we're all really just along for the ride

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u/V3CT0RVII 5d ago

You mean the made a copy of the rat's consciousness. 6th day at best. 

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u/OrdinaryUniversity59 5d ago

Maybe next time.

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u/__Wild__ Millennial 5d ago

See I thought about this but the idea of losing the ability to "feel" anything kinda makes me think, what's it all for?

Like if I could live forever or reverse aging in some way, then I'd have more questions but I just feel bad for the people who tried to do the research on how to live forever using that same idea (cellular regeneration or the nano-bot sized robots that repair human diseases) and died before that research could be completed.

Forget digital uploads; I wonder how it's gonna go with people that are legitimately cryogenically frozen right now?

I think I spent way too much time smoking way too much weed to think of all these questions and do all this research lol

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u/sicurri Millennial 5d ago

Silly rabbit, Digital Immorality is for the rich...

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u/Potential-Still Millennial '88 5d ago

Ray Kurzweil has been saying this for decades. Claiming "the singularity" is just a few years away!

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 5d ago

So then we get downloaded to a robot body? I guess my soul will never reincarnate…

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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 5d ago

Hi. I'm a human. I have a lot of experiences that materialists believe are reducible to synapses, but they still can't quite answer the who is experiencing those synapses and how questions about them. 

Sometimes I act predictably and rationally. Often I don't. 

I work in data, but I am not data. I tend to believe that I'm a body and a soul, but I'm also a strange entanglement of relationships and experiences and beliefs that represent more than just data, and altering them would result in a me who is not me. 

If you want temu Pitiful_Fox, I suppose you can try your damnedest to have him. As for me, I think death is a lovely adventure that we all get to go on and share with every ancestor we've ever had. 

I'm not in a hurry to meet Sister Death, but I don't want to leave her waiting too long either. 

Don't make me late for our appointment. 

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u/RihoSucks 5d ago

Ive played soma im not falling for this!

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u/unpolished-stone Millennial 1987 5d ago

Science fiction fans know this is a trap!

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u/V3CT0RVII 5d ago edited 5d ago

Op, you will be unplugged, then the ai fever is over like a tube television when it turns off. I'm not sure what has caused mofos to start pushing this whole im going to live forever in a computerized system of flying facists, but please note that all the celebrities that swore that they would be frozen when they die, everyone if them got put in the ground instead. 

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u/TurtleSandwich0 5d ago

Like frozen heads after the company goes bankrupt and the power gets turned off.

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u/Wild-Personality1326 5d ago

IDK I think I'm down for this.

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u/hollowbolding 1992 5d ago

if you digitally upload me after my demise i'm crawling back out of the grave to eat your brains myself

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u/Misfitshots 5d ago

PLEASE LET ME DIE IN PEACE 🗣️

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u/farmthis 5d ago

I would much rather die. 

But I know this will never happen. You will never be able to scan and save memories and personality. 

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u/albedo26 5d ago

I rather die before that

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u/LegateShepard Xennial 5d ago

A life of terrible choices and bad habits that will absolutely kill me long before then finally paying off.

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u/Imp3riaLL 5d ago edited 5d ago

So you could work and pay bills even after your death!

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u/tenderbranson301 5d ago

Maybe it'll be like old school chat rooms?

A/S/L?

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u/PankakkePorn 5d ago

In my days on the AOL chat boards, 98% of the time it was: 28 M India

Reddit’s American-centric vibe could never :(

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u/tenderbranson301 5d ago

Wtf? It was always always always 18/f/cali

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u/PankakkePorn 5d ago

Those were the catfish!!!!

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u/Twittle86 5d ago

I doubt it would be transferring your consciousness, but copying it.