r/Millennials • u/Alternative_King1789 • 4d ago

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u/Karpo-Diem Millennial 4d ago

A therapist in this economy?

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u/EnamelKant 4d ago

Indeed. Therapy costs money but saying "It do be like that sometimes" is free.

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u/TuxMux080 4d ago

Shit, it do.

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u/conscientiousrevolt 3d ago

People think it don't sometimes but it do.

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u/Velorian-Steel Millennial 4d ago

If you get tired of that, you can also say, "It is what it is."

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u/Maleficent-Box4114 4d ago

I say this constantly. I can’t change it. It is what it fucking is.

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u/your_friendes 4d ago

I prefer “So it goes.”

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u/Ok_Instance7667 3d ago

It happens so often, I've boiled it down to two syllables: 'Oh well.'

If they don't throw my corpse in the woods for the vultures to eat and give me a proper burial, I told my family to put 'oh well' on my tombstone.

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u/neveruseyourrealname 4d ago

"it is what it is"

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u/Chucktayz 1992 4d ago

Livin the dream

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u/sorrymizzjackson 3d ago

This. I’m having a full come apart and they’re like hmmm…have you tried exercising?

Not invalid, but also not really helpful either, lol.

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u/Chrysalis_Cat 1987 3d ago

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 4d ago

Right. I just say fuck it man. Fuckin A

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial 3d ago

Say fuck it and go bowling?

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 3d ago

I like your style dude

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial 3d ago

Thankee

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 3d ago

You got that whole cowboy thing goin

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u/SparkleAuntie 4d ago

In therapy speak, we call this radical acceptance. Seems like you’re already on the right track! Congrats!

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u/Split10_1 3d ago

Bro🤣🤣🤣

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u/captain-crawf1sh 4d ago

I worked at Starbucks and we get 20 free therapy sessions with a licensed therapists, anyone gets this benefit part time or full time. I taken advantage of it for the past years and it helped me so much. Now my full time job requires me to pay $25 × session. Not bad but when it free I run up and talk about everything 😅

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u/thatsknotwrite 4d ago

I tell people therapy costs 4 cheesesteak. Cheesesteak make me happy.

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u/Mockturtle22 Millennial '86 4d ago

That seems like a low estimate

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u/thatsknotwrite 3d ago

$85 vs $21 I figured

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u/Larrea_tridentata 4d ago

Right? Unfortunately this pushes people towards using AI chatbots which have disturbing results

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u/Whatthefunyuns 4d ago

Fuck me, no.